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Trunk Stories

One Free Lesson

prompt: Write a story starring an octogenarian who’s more than meets the eye.

available at Reedsy

Andres started the morning of his eightieth birthday the same way he started most of his mornings. He dressed, made sure his keys were in his pocket, grabbed his cane, and walked the mile to the cemetery where he sat in silence, leaning on his wife’s headstone.

Rather than heading straight home for some breakfast, however, he decided to treat himself. He caught the bus into town; free for all riders over sixty. The drivers hadn’t asked for his ID in at least the last five years.

Once in the shopping area around the bus depot, he walked past the chain diner advertising all its senior discounts and went to the locally owned diner that connected to a bar that would open in a few hours.

The bar and diner were known as seedy by some, as the only neutral ground in which to conduct business by others. Andres chose a booth in the corner, where he had a view of the diner, the entry, and the connecting door to the bar. He sat at the outside edge of the bench seat, rested his cane next to him, and adjusted his belt. 

He waved off the menu offered by the young woman waiting tables. “I’ll have the half-portion chicken-fried steak with sourdough toast, black coffee, and water, please.”

“I’ll get that started for you right away, sir,” she said.

Andres hadn’t been in the diner in at least a decade, but it seemed that nothing had changed, beyond the grime being more deeply ground into the linoleum tiles and, of course, the staff. They were all too young to have worked anywhere back then.

The steak was also unchanged, with paprika in the sausage milk gravy, and the hash browns cooked right to the edge of burnt without going over. The sourdough was different, or he thought it was, at least. He could’ve just been remembering it as more sour than it was.

He took his time with the meal, watching other diners come and go. He recognized most of them — not as individuals but as players in the world from which he’d retired. He didn’t pay much attention to the ones he could pick out easily by their clothing or behavior, but focused more on those who left him wondering.

Anyone he could suss out at a glance was not likely to be a threat, but those that struck him as being a civilian he paid closer attention to. It wasn’t an attempt at surveillance, just noticing things, as he’d done all his life. The guy in the courier windbreaker with the backpack — slung to allow quick access; there was something long in the backpack, and he’d left the courier pouch on the bike outside. He was too obvious.

The young woman that parked a motorcycle out front and came in calling for eggs, toast, and coffee, though — he couldn’t tell for sure. To Andres, she stuck out by not sticking out. Anywhere other than here, she’d blend right in, but she seemed too comfortable for a civilian in this environment.

It meant either that she was oblivious, or very good. He kept a sliver of his attention on her, as the “courier” grabbed a to-go bag and dropped it into his backpack where Andres saw the pistol-grip of a short shotgun. The motorcycle girl talked with the waitress for a moment before looking around the diner.

The crowd had been building, and there were no empty tables. She approached his booth. “Excuse me, sir. May I join you?” she asked.

Andres nodded, and she sat in the center of the bench opposite him. Again, she was either oblivious or confident enough in her abilities or position to put herself in a less-than-optimal position. She set her helmet on the table next to her.

Her food arrived a moment later, and she thanked the waitress before turning her attention to him. “Thanks for letting me sit here. My name’s Emily,” she said.

Andres nodded. “Nice to meet you, young lady. What brings you in?”

“Cheap breakfast, my roommate works here, and they let me park my bike right out front where nobody’ll mess with it. What about you?”

“Good chicken-fried steak. Thought I’d treat myself.”

He kept his left hand under the table as he ate with his right. He took time between bites. He was in no rush.

Emily wolfed down her eggs and went back to making conversation while she took her time with her toast and coffee. “What did you used to do — or still do — for work?”

“After Vietnam,” he said, “I had enough of the Army and just bounced around from job to job. You?”

“Mechanic,” she said, “at a bike shop.”

She could mean exactly what she said, or it could be a euphemism. The “bike shop” could be exactly that or have something to do with the outlaw bikers that had moved into town, twenty years earlier.

While he was thinking about the bikers, one of them walked in. A giant of a man openly wearing his colors, with a one-percent patch on his chest. He waved at the waitress and walked straight for Andres’ booth, where he pushed the woman to the inside of the bench and sat beside her.

“Imagine that,” he said. “I get to meet the ‘Left Hand of the Nikolaev Family’ in the flesh.”

“There is no such thing,” Andres said, “as the Nikolaev Family or any Left Hand.”

“Don’t be so modest,” the biker said. “Just because Niko’s gone, doesn’t mean you are.”

“Let him be, Fang. He’s just an old Vietnam vet having breakfast,” Emily said.

“Sorry, sister, but he used to be the number one triggerman for the Russian mob around here, before we got rid of them and took over.” Fang leaned forward. “Now he’s just a washed-up old man.”

Andres took a sip of his coffee. “You at least got part of it right. I’m just an old man.”

“Andres ‘Trigger’ Petrenko,” Fang said, leaning back, “I owe you for at least half a dozen brothers you did back in ’02. You was old even then.”

“You must be mistaken,” he said. “I think any old man you went to war with twenty years ago would be dead by now.”

“I should just beat you to death right here.”

“I have no doubt you could do that,” Andres said, “but if I’m who you think I am, why would I let you get close enough to?”

Fang whipped out a knife and started to rise when a pop like a loud firecracker rang out and he stopped, falling back into the seat, the knife dropping to the table where Andres swept it on to the floor.

Andres reached into his pocket, pulled out a hundred-dollar bill, and placed it under his plate. Fang was cursing and groaning, while Emily was doing her best to stuff napkins against the wound to stop the bleeding.

Andres noted that no one in the diner wanted to get involved, which was all to the better. “That, son, is a gut shot. Hurts like hell, I know. You’re going a little grey there. What you’re feeling now, is shock. You’ll survive…most likely. If you or any of your brothers come at me again, you won’t. Understand?”

Fang responded only with more curses and groans.

“I’ll take that as a yes.” He stood, holstering the suppressed pistol he’d held in his lap while he ate, and grabbed his cane. “This is your one free lesson, son. Fear the old man in a profession where men die young.”

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We/I

prompt: Write a story where a character is experiencing parallel realities.

available at Reedsy

Something happened in the lab the other night. I’m not certain what but it was something.

I powered up the device, and there she…I…the other I…was. It was a possibility I hadn’t considered. By opening a door into a parallel universe, I opened the door to myself in that same universe.

Some clarification first. My name is Samuel Worth, I am a thirty-four-year-old physicist that likes doing stupid experiments in my garage. I go by Sam. Her name is Samantha Worth, a thirty-four-year-old physicist that likes doing stupid experiments in her garage…she goes by Sam.

One difference at our conception, or possibly even sooner. We look too alike to have a wildly different selection of genes from our mother and father. We knew, in an instant. Until the age of twelve, we looked identical.

I’d been called “girlish” when I was a child, she was called a tomboy. Right up until puberty hit us hard. We shared an awareness of our entire lives up to that point.

She reached out a hand, both of us unsure of what might happen. I reciprocated and our hands touched. At that moment, the machine powered down. My consciousness divided itself between two worlds, without severing the connection.

The following morning, he/I had to sit down to pee, because it was too confusing to try to do things differently than she/I. By the time we/I had finished breakfast and a cup of coffee, it was becoming easier to manage both of my selves at once.

Driving was probably dangerous, so we/I took public transportation to the university. We/I didn’t have any lectures today but had to maintain office hours.

“Dr. Worth? I have a question about the math behind Bell’s Theorem.”

He/I looked up at Caleb. He was a good kid, quiet, reserved, perhaps a little slow. In university on a swimming scholarship, did well in nationals, and hoped for a shot at the Olympics. Not the sort you’d imagine going for a physics degree, but he never stopped trying his damndest. He/I settled into going over the math with Caleb, when she/I was interrupted.

“Dr. Worth? Can you help me with this proof? I think I missed something.”

She/I looked up at Chloe. She was a “bad girl” type…at least, she tried to act that way. Not the sort you’d imagine going for a physics degree, unless you got to know her. Under the torn jeans, tattoos, hot pink mohawk, and acidic tongue hid a sharp mind.

We/I had a moment of panic, realizing we/I had just spent several uncomfortable seconds in a sort of fugue. “Sorry,” we/I said, “it’s been a strange day.”

For some reason that is still unclear to us/me, she/I and he/I changed places. She/I came up with a new approach to explain the difficult parts to Caleb, to help him grasp it, while he/I pored over Chloe’s proof, finding an arithmetic error in the midst, and helping her rework it from that point forward.

We/I finished the day with a fresh pot of coffee in the garage, trying to restart the device. By working from opposite ends, we/I was able to troubleshoot in half the time it would have taken otherwise.

The fact of the matter was, there was nothing wrong with the device. It just refused to start. Power levels in and out, and amperage drain on the circuit all pointed to it still running, but…nothing.

Even after unplugging the power supply, the device still showed current flowing through the circuits consistent with being powered on. The pot of coffee long since empty, we/I prepared for bed.

In front of the sink, we/I looked into the mirror. The same eyes, the same fine lines around them, the same hairline, but a masculine and feminine form both visible in the mirror. It was strange, and perhaps even more unnerving than the awareness of being two versions in two universes simultaneously.

We/I called the university and had our/my TAs take over lectures for the rest of the week. Every waking minute was spent in the garage, trying everything to reset the devices. We/I finally decided to destroy them. Break them down to unusable debris and never attempt this experiment again.

As the week went on, we/I felt our link growing weaker. She/I and he/I could still sense one another, but it was as though our local consciousness was again taking the forefront.

The final memories we/I had together were on Saturday evening. She/I was in a diner he/I usually frequented, while he/I was in a bar where she/I was a semi-regular.

Chloe left the booth where her similarly tattooed and pierced friends were laughing boisterously and approached. “Dr. Worth? I thought you said chicken and waffles sounded disgusting.”

“It wouldn’t be fair to dismiss it without empirical evidence. And I’m off work; call me Samantha, or Sam.”

“What’s the verdict, Sam?”

I smiled. “It’s fantastic. Just the way I remembered from another universe.”

Chloe laughed. “You’ll have to tell me about that some time.”

“Nope.”

“And, how you plan on traveling to another universe.”

Caleb entered the bar with other members of the swim team. “Come on, guys. Quit trying to hook me up. I just want to have a beer then go back to the dorms and study.”

He saw me at the bar and approached. “Dr. Worth! I never see you here.”

“Hey, Caleb. I’m off work, call me Samuel, or Sam.”

“Well, Doc—Sam, I didn’t take you for the wine type.”

I swirled the glass of red and took another sniff. “I remembered enjoying this in another universe,” I said.

“Is it as good in this one?”

“It is.”

“Do you think it’s actually possible to travel to another universe?” he asked.

We/I began explaining to Chloe and Caleb how the universe is well within the Schwarzschild radius for the amount of mass present, and how that presents the possibility that the universe itself has an event horizon we are well inside.

It was some time during that explanation that I no longer felt my other self, and suddenly felt very alone.

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ALCAN and hardware don’t mix

Well, it seems that I am doing what I said I never would – blogging from my iPhone. It seems that somewhere along the way the wireless card in the MacBook Pro got shaken too vigorously and now, while I can connect I am averaging a throughput of somewhat less than normal. It seems to connect at no more than 360 bytes (no, not kilobytes) and spends much of its time idling at 0. So it is off to the Mac store I go…

More as I have news.

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Hosting solved

During the move this site and talkingfox.com will be hosted by HostGator. While the initial setup was a bit tricky (changing paths, relying on php errors to tell me what the paths actually were, etc) I managed to get it up and running.

Since my wife didn’t keep copies of her mail locally her mail “disappeared” when the DNS switched over. I will probably alter her hosts file long enough to pull all the mail off the server and cache it locally so that she can respond to a few she had lined up.

After that it is a matter of switching our mail readers to point to the right (new) server for the interim and then changing everything back once we are relocated and settled.

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Moving (and possibly down for a while)

Ok, everyone already knows we are moving back to the lower 48. This means, of course, that this site and talkingfox.com will both be down during the transition. Unless, that is, I can find a reasonable price on one month of hosting. Just to throw the blogs and email up and point the DNS there during the move. If not, expect this site to be down from the 22nd of this month until sometime around the first week of June.

More later.