Category: Trunk Stories

Trunk Stories

Elusive

prompt: Include a huge twist, swerve, or reversal in your story.

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Andrin’s feelers twitched in excited anticipation. Now that he had captured an “Elusive” from the Juria spike of the galaxy, he had a chance to advance. Maybe he would be allowed to mature to a female and start his … her … own hive.

He could already imagine getting the medal of science for dissecting, describing, and providing an in-depth study of the physiology of an Elusive, and the limited technology of its ship. If he could figure out where their home world was, it would be an easy colonization for the Grand Hive. Maybe that’s where Andrin’s own clutch would be laid.

The automated systems had already dismantled the small ship. It used a crude warp technology — distorting space directly around the ship — that his own people had left behind more than two hundred generations ago. With the fold drive, his ship outpaced the Elusive’s by more than a thousand-fold.

What was almost unbelievable to Andrin was how similar the atmosphere in the ship of the Elusive was to that within his own. At first, he thought the Elusive might asphyxiate in the higher pressure, lower oxygen concentration of his ship, but it seemed to be doing fine. If only his computer could figure out its language.

When it stopped making noise, Andrin walked to its cage, bent his feelers in a mockery of politeness, and spread his forelimb graspers. “Please, esteemed guest, continue to regale me with your tales while my computer examines your noises for any hint of intelligence.” He followed it up with a clacking of his mandibles and threat gesture.

Rather than shrinking back from him, the Elusive moved to the front of the cage with a speed that stunned Andrin. It nearly grabbed one of his limbs that was too close to the cage. With that, it began making noise again.

Andrin’s computer began to catch a few words here and there. Most were inconsequential words, those bits of syntax that held sentences together.

“… and then … but … a … from … with ….”

It wasn’t enough to determine what it was talking about, but the fact that it was talking was obvious. Andrin kept an eyestalk on the Elusive, trying to ascertain its mood, even if its speech was still impenetrable.

He couldn’t tell whether the Elusive was frightened, angry, stressed, tired or bored. Part of him hoped it was anything other than the last. Andrin had felt flashes of recognition of a predator at times from the Elusive. It had been watching him closely, but now it seemed not to care what he was doing. That was unnerving.

Andrin did everything he could to speed up the translation process. He assigned half of the main computing cycles to assist the translator. It didn’t seem to be helping, though. The longer the Elusive talked, the slower the completion bubble on the translator rose.

He began to catalogue the parts and pieces from the captured Elusive ship. There was a strange mix of primitive, like the drive, hyper-primitive, like the heating coils that might have been used for warming the interior or cooking food or both, and the more up to date, like the FTL communications array that wouldn’t be out of place in his own ship.

Among the primitive hardware was a piece that — obvious to Andrin — was the ship’s computer. He had dismantled it and spread it across the workbench in no time at all. There was nothing that stood out to him, though, as the actual processor. Many of the pieces might have been some sort of processor, but there was nowhere to contain a quantum loop generator.

The Elusive had stopped talking. Andrin turned to face the cage, ready to make it start again. The sight of the translator shutting itself off stopped him.

It touched a device behind its ear. When it spoke again, the device behind its ear repeated everything in a mechanical version of Andrin’s language.

“Okay, I have what I want, now I can talk to you. Your translation computer is horrible, by the way,” it said. “Your name is Andrin, and mine is Melody. Thank you for the ship and all the new tech.”

“You could’ve translated at any time?”

“Of course. I just had to wait until I got the all-clear from my ship’s computer.”

“The one over there on the bench in pieces?”

“That’s all just interface hardware. The computer itself is contained in modules throughout the ship’s frame and currently interfaced with your systems.” She smiled. “I should say, my systems.”

The expression drove a wedge of icy fear through every joint of his carapace. Andrin shrank back and hit the emergency jump button. When nothing happened, he did it again and again.

The cage opened and Melody stepped out and stretched. “It’ll be interesting to see how your artificial gravity works. We captured one from some squid-like things, but it requires being submerged in brine to operate.”

“Your systems are crude, primitive even. There’s no way you’ve taken control of my ship.”

“Which is it?” she asked. “Are humans primitives, or are we the boogeyman Elusive that gets blamed for every ship lost in the Perseus arm — you call it Juria I think — of the galaxy?”

“Computer, detain foreign life form,” he called out.

When nothing happened, Melody said, “Go ahead, computer, do what he said.”

A series of moving force fields and shocks drove Andrin into the cage which closed behind him. Melody sighed. “Again, thanks for the ship and the new tech. Computer, take us home.”

The fold drive activated and within the span of a few breaths the ship re-entered normal space in orbit above the Earth. “Welcome to Earth, Andrin. I’m afraid you’re going to be here for a while until we decide whether letting you go is dangerous.”

“What are you going to do with my ship?”

“My new ship?” Melody asked. “I’m going to take it apart so the science guys can study it all. Then, if I manage to get it back together, I get to keep it.”

Trunk Stories

370-92

prompt: Write a story in which something doesn’t go according to plan.

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It is better to make no plan than to rely on the faithless and fickle. — Ch’tinga Book of the Holy, Chapter 370, Verse 92 — commonly quoted by Ch’tinga people

The poor, deluded monks and scribes that wrote The Book had no concept of reality. Need to include the faithless or fickle in your plan? Make ’em faithful and reliable; grab hold of their tender bits and squeeze until they get the message. As long as you have ’em in your grasp, they’ll follow you anywhere. — Master General Ikthan K’ch’tua, Andim War — commonly quoted by armchair generals and ‘edgy’ Ch’tinga in response to the previous

The pair of figures in exo-suits stood in the vast, empty hangar. The taller of the two, Ikthan Ach’tar, turned to the shorter. “I hate this high gravity, but it is a good idea. The cargo will be easier to manage. It’s the only part of this plan I like. 370-92 and all.” She turned back to watch for the arrival of the cargo ship.

Nantan Tak’cha waved his tail in dismissal. “Ach’tar, you worry too much. And this is more General Ikthan than The Book.”

“Remind me, Nantan Tak’cha, how you have them by the gonads? I mean, you hired pirates to bring our cargo. How can I not be worried?”

“No need to be formal, Ach, we’re still friends, right?” His tail curled up in a question.

Her tail swished in dismissal. “You’re right, Tak, I’m just nervous. There’re so many ways this could go wrong.”

“That’s why we padded all our nests. We paid them enough to not care what the cargo is, and to not go looking for answers to questions they know not to ask.”

“And if they still figure it out?”

Tak’cha let out a snort of laughter. “What are they going to do? Turn themselves in to the Enforcers? ‘Hey, we’re wanted pirates, but we have something you should see.’ I don’t think so. That’s why we hired pirates instead of smugglers.”

“What difference does that make?”

“Pirates are looking at a minimum sentence of half their natural life, while smugglers get a fine and maybe lose their ship. The risk of becoming known to the Enforcers is a lot higher for pirates.”

Ach’tar turned around to face him again. “And if they find a better offer for the cargo? We’ll be left to pay off the clan, when we spent the last of our money on this.”

Tak’cha laughed again. “That would never happen. They would have to pay anyone they could contact to take the cargo. No one outside the clan has a use for one Anigroo, let alone twenty.” He motioned with his tail toward the large hangar door. “Speaking of clan, here they come.”

The pair stood straight, tucking their tails along their right rear leg. The approaching group of thirty were Ch’tinga like Ach’tar and Tak’cha. Two powerful arms with dexterous hands, a sloping spine with a long torso, long forelegs and shorter hind legs. A not-quite prehensile, but mobile tail that almost reached the ground when relaxed. This, they carried in an erect position as they marched in covered in power armor.

The exception was the smaller male at their center. He wore an ornate robe, that no doubt covered an exo-suit so he could move freely in the high gravity. The others stopped in a defensive formation and the robed male stepped forward. “Where is the cargo?” he asked.

“Honored Anathan, the ship should be here any moment,” Tak’cha said.

No sooner had he said that, than the awaited ship descended, setting down just outside the hangar. It detached the cargo container from beneath and took off again.

“I like when others don’t tangle their tails in my business,” the robed male said. “It seems you have chosen wisely. Check my merchandise,” he ordered one of the armored gang.

The armored Ch’tinga approached the container and pointed a scanner at it. “Twenty, but they look a little short for Anigroo.”

“That’s fine, as long as they meet the requirements.”

Ach’tar leaned over and whispered to Tak’cha, “What are the requirements, anyway?”

He whispered back, “They just have to fit in the pressure suits so they can work in the asteroid mines. Small is fine, too big isn’t.”

The robed male turned away from the container. “How are they holding up under the gravity?”

“They aren’t moving around. They’re spread out along the walls.”

“Good. They’re tired. Open it up and load them on my ship,” he said.

“Yes, sir.” He pushed the button on the scanner, but the door remained shut. He pushed it again, growing agitated.

The four walls of the container fell outward, revealing twenty humans, armed with combat rifles and wearing armor. A warning shot came from the humans before aiming at the robed figure and all the ones around him, as one of  the humans called out, “Drop your weapons and get down on the ground!”

One of the armored Ch’tinga tried to raise a weapon and was shot, dropping to the ground. The human that fired said, “Shit, that was center mass, hope I didn’t hit anything vital.”

The same voice that had called out the first time yelled, “This is your last warning! Drop your weapons and get on the ground!”

Before another Ch’tinga could pluck up the courage to try something, the pirate ship returned, followed by an Enforcer vessel. The Enforcer ship set down just past the cargo container and a mixed group of creatures in combat uniforms swarmed out. Most were human, some were the tall, thin Anigroo, a few were Ch’tinga, and others were crab-like creatures that neither Ach’tar nor Tak’cha could identify.

Except for the humans, they all wore exo-suits to adapt for the gravity. The human commander of the Enforcer vessel stepped out. “You are all under arrest for illegal slave trade. If you do not disarm yourself immediately, I will give the order for the assault team to fire for effect.”

She waited for only a second. “That means I’ll order them to shoot you dead! Get it?”

There was a clatter of weapons hitting the ground as all the fight went out of the Ch’tinga. The assault team paired up with others from the vessel and kept the detainees at gunpoint while their exo-suits were powered down, their hands cuffed, and their legs hobbled such that they could only shuffle.

A medic team rushed to shot individual and began administering aid, even as he was loaded onto a gurney and rushed to the ship. Two of the crab-like creatures were picking up the discarded weapons and putting them in a basket attached to their exo-suit.

The pirate Tak’cha had made the deal with left his ship to talk to the Enforcer commander. “Pirates don’t want to be known to the Enforcers?” Ach’tar asked. “It looks like those two are pretty friendly.”

Tak’cha didn’t answer any more than a grunt. The gravity was already making it hard for him to move, and being hobbled didn’t help.

The pirate led the commander to where the pair waited to be led into the ship. He pointed at Tak’cha. “That’s the fellow that hired me, and I’d bet she’s the money.”

Ach’tar looked at Tak’cha with equal measures of rage and incredulity. “You hired a human pirate to smuggle slaves?! Have you lost your brain?”

“What’s the difference?” Tak’cha asked.

The Enforcer commander didn’t give her a chance to answer. She got in Tak’cha’s face. “The difference is, humans find it ridiculous that there is such a thing as ‘legal slave trade’ in the galaxy, and we can only get you for the illegal stuff. If we had our way, all the slavers would go where you’re going.”

“Where are we going?” Ach’tar asked.

“This is Ch’tinga space, but you hired a human vessel. Therefore, you’re going to Earth. We have jurisdiction for the conspiracy portion of your charges, and for attempted trafficking. The Anigroo government has ceded jurisdiction to Earth for the kidnapping, imprisonment, and illegal slave taking charges, while the Ch’tinga government has decided to wash its hands of the Anathan clan and are letting us try the illegal slave trading charges as well.” She did some calculation on her fingers. “You’re all looking at a minimum of thirty or so years … per victim. So, might as well call if life.”

“But, what about the pirate?” Tak’cha asked. “Aren’t you going to arrest him as well?”

The pirate gave him a predatory smile and pulled something out of an inner pocket. He showed them both. It was an Enforcer badge. “Sergeant Hanlon, slavery interdiction unit. You kids should really read your holy book, it’s got some good advice. ‘Better to make no plan,’ etcetera.”

“370-92,” Tak’cha said, defeated.

Ach’tar blew out an annoyed huff. “Told you.”

Trunk Stories

Queen Brenna the Smith

prompt: Write a story from the perspective/POV of a non-human or fairy tale character sharing their side of the story.

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I sat in the cafe, looking out at the hustle and bustle of the city. The round-ears were always in such a hurry. Always one task or another to get to. How many of those tasks were evil schemes I will leave up to the reader to decide. This, however, is the story of just one of those nefarious plots; the worst one ever. This is the story of how a round-ear blacksmith became regent and ended the elven Kingdom of Elian.

When Queen Sylthia died in the nine-hundredth year of King Rikkan’s reign without providing an heir, the king married the young Princess Arina, barely three hundred years old to his two thousand. Within a decade, she bore him an heir, Crown Prince Sylber — this humble narrator. Much to my detriment, the princess died in childbirth.

The king was of failing health and rushed my education. Seers, mages, and priests were employed as my tutors. Even as a child, I sat in on meetings of the king’s council and learned the art of statesmanship.

I was barely two centuries old when the king died of a sudden fit. Knowing what I know now, it was likely a massive stroke. I was thrust on the throne while border skirmishes with the newly united dwarves of the northern mountains were threatening to turn to all-out war.

It was a delicate balancing act. I had to make concessions enough to the new dwarven Grand Chief to placate him and the tribes. At the same time, I had to ensure that those concessions were minor enough that the king’s council and the people wouldn’t oust me and place some easily controlled distant cousin of mine on the throne.

It worked for a while, until the round-ears blacksmith showed up. He came from the dwarf lands in the north and was allowed across the border by showing his handiwork. He knew the secret to forging mithral. The proof was in the shoes with which his horse was shod. A dwarf smith would never stoop to making horseshoes from the most noble metal.

He showed up in the capital with an ingot of mithral and requested an audience with me. Of course, I wanted to see this strange round-ears with mithral shoes on his horse.

My first surprise was that he was a she. I’d heard of dwarf women blacksmiths, I hadn’t heard of such a thing among the round-ears. The second surprise was that the shoes on her horse were war shoes. The toe of the shoe extended partway up the hoof with a ledge at the front that allowed the horse to rip through shields. There was no mistaking the blue sparks of mithral when the massive draft horse, freed from the wagon that carried her forge and tools and coal, ran down the cobble road faster than most riding horses.

The final surprise came when she handed me an ingot of fine patterned steel, then an ingot twice its size of mithral. Even at double the size, it weighed less than half what the steel did.

We already knew what mithral weapons could do against steel, but the dwarves controlled the supply and hoarded the secret to working it. Until Brenna the Smith, at least.

The ingot she let me hold was worth at least a hundred-thousand crowns. I asked her if she could make me a mithral sword. She said she could but would never make a mithral weapon to help a dwarf kill an elf or an elf kill a dwarf. Horses, she said, were a different matter, since they weren’t the ones with the mental faculties to declare a truce.

I allowed her to set up a stall in the outer market where she plied her trade for months. Every time I saw that horse of hers, however, a twinge of jealousy bit at me. Finally, I asked if she could make mithral war shoes for my best destrier.

“That,” she said, “I can do.”

I was ready to pay her as much as half a million crowns for the shoes, so long as they were properly fitted, included the striking plate, and had my sigil embossed on the raised toe. I told her what I wanted, and she stopped me before I made an offer.

“Bring the horse,” she said. “If it is of amenable temperament to be shod, I shall make the shoes and nails and charge only for the nails. They are harder to make than the shoes, after all, and must be made of mithral as well.”

Brenna the Smith enclosed her stall with cloth walls and began to work sixteen hours a day. She wouldn’t let anyone see how the mithral was worked. After several days, she had the shoes and nails ready.

After I examined the shoes and gave her my blessing to continue, she said she would need one more day in secret to perfectly fit the shoes.

She spent the next day with the horse closed in with her as she trimmed the horse’s hooves and made the final adjustments on the shoes. The next morning, I went with the exchequer to watch the shoeing.

“This is your last chance to change your mind,” she said. “I will charge only one crown for the first nail, two for the second, four for the third, and so on.”

The exchequer was looking for something to write with, while I thought only a little about it. I’d guessed I would end up paying maybe twice the value of the final nail, but none of the cost for the much more substantial shoes.

“You don’t know what you have, then,” I said. “I’ll take that deal.”

“And how do I know you’re good for it?” she asked.

“I am the king!” I said. “My word is backed by the entire Kingdom of Elian.”

With that, she nicked her hand and mine and shook. Some strange round-ears custom, I guessed.

The destrier was larger than most, nearly sixteen hands, and the shoes each had ten nails. I’d lost track of the price of each nail, but the exchequer hadn’t. His face blanched as reached a realization that I hadn’t.

After the last nail was driven and trimmed with mithral nippers that bore her own maker’s mark, she pulled a piece of parchment out of her apron with a bill of sale. Forty lines, one for each nail, with the price doubling every time.

The exchequer fainted. I balked, and tried to make her take the shoes back, but I was unable to.  It wasn’t some strange round-ears custom, it was the law of the land, sealed by magic commissioned by my father a century earlier. A blood-oath in the marketplace sealed a deal that neither party could back out of.

While the original purpose of the law and seal was to enforce the decisions of the court, it was written in such a way that it was binding even when the court didn’t set the terms. Brenna the Smith knew more about the laws of my own kingdom than I did.

I found myself unable to mount my horse, or return to the throne, or do anything in regards to the palace other than gather my toiletries and trinkets with no monetary value and walk away. When the king’s council asked what was happening, all I could answer was, “Ask Queen Brenna the Smith.”

Within the year, the king’s council was dissolved, a temporary parliament installed, and an election held for a permanent parliament and prime minister. Brenna continued as queen for another twelve years, brokering peace through trade deals with the dwarves, humans, and even the beastkin far to the east.

In the twelfth year of her reign, after convincing parliament to draft and ratify a new constitution without a monarchy, she declared herself no longer needed and retired to a small village to smith. The Kingdom of Elian was no more, replaced by the Elian Republic.

I met with Queen Brenna a few years after she abdicated. She had a smithy by the river, where the historical plaque is now. The Smithy Pub was built more than a hundred years later, and was never a smithy, and certainly not Queen Brenna’s. Hers was a crude, wooden building.

I asked her first, how she learned the secret of smithing mithral, and she just said, “Trial and error.”

Then I asked her why. Why did she take Elian and then essentially give it away. She said, “You elves were pouring all your resources into gearing up for a war you didn’t want. The dwarves were doing the same, their engineering and manufacturing geared solely towards weapons and armor. At the same time, the humans and beastkin were dealing with drought and crop shortages that could’ve been mitigated with elven resources and dwarven ingenuity. I thought of an outrageous plan and hoped it would work. It did.”

I do have to admit admiration, though. The new constitution Brenna championed gave everyone in Elian equal rights, regardless of caste. That, plus universal education and healthcare, and consistent trade with all the neighboring countries has made it one of the most prosperous nations, bursting with cities like this one, even if it is full of round-ears.

So, dear reader, are the round-ears all evil cunning … or just Brenna the Smith? Or perhaps I’ve seen it wrong all along. After all these centuries, I’ve come to grips with losing my birthright, my throne … and I’ve realized that it was the people of Elian that were promised to me as if they were mere chattel. From where I see it now, I wasn’t on the side of good, no matter how I wished it so.

As much as I hate to admit it, maybe Brenna the Smith was right, and I was wrong to think I owned the kingdom. Maybe it wasn’t evil cunning at all, but just part of her human nature.

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Trunk Stories

Gormund and the Tiny Pies

prompt: Start or end your story with an empty plate, empty glass, or something burning.

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The plate in front of Gormund gave him a feeling he hadn’t had before. The squash and rashers were gone, and he’d sopped up all the juices with bread. Now there was just the bare plate where there had been a beautiful, if plain, dinner. He wasn’t sure why, but he felt a lot like the plate.

He washed his plate and fork in the wash basin in his cabin and put them back in their place in the padded cabinet. It was turning out to be a lot of work to own a ship, even when he wasn’t the sailing captain. Decisions other than how to deploy sails, when to row, and when to anchor, all fell to Gormund.

A knock on his cabin door was followed by the “ship’s boy” poking her head in the door. “Sir … uh Gormund … we’ve spotted land where the maps show nothing. Captain wants to know if we go ashore or continue around.”

“I would like to see,” Gormund said. He followed the lass to the deck where Sailing Captain Mikka waited. The sailing captain was short and wiry, with overly large canines in a dun face. Rumors said he was one-fourth ogre, and stronger than any man. Gormund wasn’t sure about that, but he had seen Mikka lifting full barrels of water with more ease than he himself could.

The island didn’t look much different from the land he’d left behind in the east, with the exception of being smaller. The same sorts of trees and shrubs as along the coast they’d left behind many days earlier.

The sun was low over the hills of the island and seemed to be setting right there. “Can we wait a few minutes to decide?” he asked the sailing captain.

“Aye, Gormund,” the captain replied, “we’ve plenty of time to watch the sunset.”

They watched the sun set behind the hills of the island and Gormund nodded. “I think we should check the island.”

“Aye. We’re bound to find fresh water. It’s the right time of year for kumquats, too, assuming there are any on the island.” Mikka held out the looking glass that Gormund had gotten as part of the same table stakes that won him the ship. “It’s a bit dark for my eyes, but you might be able to spot a good place to make landfall.”

Gormund shook his head. “I’m no good at that. That’s why you’re the sailing captain.”

“Fair enough. We’ll stay put here for the night and make landfall in the morning.” Mikka began shouting orders and Gormund watched as the sails were stowed and the anchor dropped. In a matter of minutes, the ship was stopped and ready for a quiet night.

Gormund wasn’t awfully tired, but he thought he might turn in until there was a cry from the crow’s nest.

“Dragon! Dragon coming!”

Mikka pointed the looking glass to the eastern sky where the lookout was pointing, then handed the glass to Gormund. Gormund looked through the glass for a few seconds and smiled.

When he put the glass down, he saw that the crew were readying weapons. “No!” he yelled. “That’s Elodie. She’s a friend.” Gormund stood in the middle of the deck and waved his hands over his head as the dragon circled, then skimmed the water to come to a stop next to the ship. She floated there in the ocean the same way a duck might in a pond.

“Hi, Elodie.”

“Hello, Gormund.” She carefully lowered her wing where someone was nestled along her side. “I’m afraid I went too high again.”

“Lidia!” Gormund leapt over the side of the ship, landing in a roll on Elodie’s outstretched wing. He picked up the unconscious orc woman and carried her over his shoulder to climb the rope ladder the crew dropped after him.

“She wouldn’t leave me alone,” Elodie said. “She stood in the woods day after day, demanding I talk to her, tell her where you were. After I gave in and talked to her, we ended up in business together. I’ll let her explain that when she wakes up, though.”

“I’m glad that you two are friends. Jenna too?” Gormund  asked.

“Yes, Jenna too.”

“How did you find me?”

Elodie squinted with a hint of mischief. “I knew you were special, so I allowed a part of my spirit to be bonded to yours. If you are ever in danger, I will know.”

“Why are you here, though? Isn’t it a long way from home?”

“It is. Gormund, when I realized you were getting close to the Isle of Desires, I knew I had to warn you. As long as I was coming, there was no reason not to bring her along.” Elodie snorted smoke from her nostrils. “The island is dangerous. It will play with your perceptions, feeding your desires until you are trapped in a waking dream, never to leave. If you must go ashore, please be careful. I can’t go there, as the spirit of the island is too strong for me this far from my mountain.”

“Thank you for the warning and thank you for bringing Lidia.” Gormund saw the orc starting to wake up and knelt next to her. “Will you stay here tonight?” he asked.

“I thought that was obvious,” Lidia said, while Elodie answered, “No, it is too cold for me here. I must return home. I will let Jenna know you are here safe.”

“Thank you,” Gormund and Lidia both replied.

With that, Elodie surprised everyone by diving into the ocean, only to come shooting up from beneath the surface. No sooner had her tucked wings broken the water’s surface than she spread them and began pumping herself skyward to return to the east.

Lidia had recovered enough to stand with Gormund’s assistance. “I brought dried fruit. Point me to the kitchen and I can make some tartlets.”

“What? In the kitchen? What a strange place for that.” Gormund tried to brush his unruly hair from his face. “We, uh, don’t have those, but I have a pot in my chamber you can use.”

Lidia looked at Gormund confused for a moment. “Oh! No, not toilet, tartlets.”

“What’s that?”

“How about I show you? It’s a sweet treat.”

“Okay.” Gormund looked to Mikka. “Can she use the gallon … gal-thing … kitchen?”

Mikka laughed. “Aye, I can have someone show her to the galley. And I can find her a berth — that’s a place to sleep.”

“Oh, uh,” Gormund looked between the two of them. “If she wants, she can sleep in my bed. But only if she wants.”

Lidia gave Gormund a kiss on the cheek. “Yes, Gormund the Sweet. I was hoping you’d say that.”

“Of course,” Mikka said, “it’s a bit late to start now, but the cook fires up the oven at three bells of the middle watch for the day’s baking, and you’ll be able to bake your treats then. For now, I’ll have the ship’s boy show you where the galley is, then show you to the ship-master’s cabin. If that’s all, Gormund?”

“Oh, right. I’ll let you get back to captain stuff and go clean up my room.” Gormund returned to his cabin and looked for anything out of place. He didn’t have much, but he made sure everything was neat and tidy. His belt with scabbard and coin purse hung from a hook on the wall.

He remembered the wash basin and dumped the dirty water out the window into the sea. Putting the basin back, he saw himself in the dull mirror above it. His hair was every bit as wild as it had been when he first met Lidia and Jenna. There were a comb and brush that had come with the ship. He picked up the comb and tried to pull it through his hair.

It stuck in a tangle, and he found himself unable to free the comb without painful pulling. He was  still struggling with it when Lidia came in. She closed the door behind herself. “You stuck?” she asked.

“I was trying to destrangle my hair,” he said.

“That’s okay. I like doing it. She picked up the brush and sat at the head of the bed. Sit here and let me help.”

He sat between her legs, and she began working on his hair. “Elodie exaggerated,” she said. “It took her less than a week to come out to the woods where I was yelling for her. I knew where to look, because her magic made all the crops grow overnight. The closer to her, the taller they were.”

She managed to work the comb free and kept working. “The farmers needed hands at an odd time of year and didn’t have money to hire them. Since Jenna and I had plenty, thanks to you, we gave the farmers loans. The out-of-season crops made their money back, plus our interest, plus a tidy profit for the farmers.

“The more we talked with Elodie, the more we realized we had a business opportunity. All those  farmers needed somewhere safe to keep their money and nowhere is safer than a dragon’s home. So, Jenna, Elodie, and I started the Mountain’s Tail Bank.

“Elodie keeps the money safe and gets a cut, which she promptly spends on jewels, and she created a sort of hidden portal in the woods to her cave. Some of the best-looking mint grows there. She says you did that.”

“I just gave her the seeds. She used her magic to make it grow. It sounds like a lot happened with you since I left.”

Lidia giggled. “With me? You’ve got yourself a ship.”

“Didn’t mean to, but it’s helping me follow the setting sun and moons.”

“So true. The crew has a new name for you; Gormund Dragon-Friend.”

“Well, at least it’s right this time. I do have a dragon friend.”

Lidia hummed as she worked on his hair, and Gormund let himself be lulled to sleep. He woke in her embrace, more comfortable than he’d been in more weeks than he could count.

He sat up and saw flour on her sleeve, and a sweet on a plate waiting for him on the table. It looked nothing like what she’d said. Instead, it was a tiny pie and was delicious.

Gormund met the captain on the deck and gave him a nod.

“We’re going ashore today, lads,” Mikka said. “Remember what the dragon said. This island is dangerous. We’ll be going in groups of four. If your fellows seem to be losing reality, get them back to the boats. Otherwise, we’re looking for water, fruit, and maybe some fresh game. Launch the boats!”

Three boats were lowered to the water, and each was manned by four crew, except the last which had four crew plus the captain and Gormund. The boats also hauled looped lines from the ship to the shore to allow pulling the empty barrels to shore and the filled barrels back to the ship.

The island was small but covered in dense forest. Gormund pointed at the hills behind which they’d watched the sun set the day prior. “Can we maybe watch the sunset from up there today?” he asked.

“Aye, for sure, Gormund. It’ll take hours to fill the barrels for the next leg of the sail.” Mikka made sure all the crews knew what they were meant to do and set off for the hills with Gormund at the lead.

Despite his size, Gormund moved through the brush with a smooth silence that came from years of surviving in the wilds. As they moved, he pointed out skeleton after skeleton among the  trees. He stopped after a short while to pick fresh kumquats and wild beans, offering some to Mikka.

“These are good,” he said, holding up a bean, “but those will make you sick for days.” He pointed to a nearby plant that looked almost identical.

“How can you tell the difference?”

He picked a leaf from the edible beans and a leaf from the other. “See the drop shape at the end of this leaf? That’s the tears you’ll cry from being sick by it. That’s how my nana explained it.”

They ate a snack of tangy kumquats and vaguely sweet beans. “You move like a drunken ox in the brush,” Gormund said. “If you watch how I move, you can be Mikka the Silent. If you can’t be quiet, you’ll never be able to hunt.”

Mikka laughed. “Aye, lad. I’ve never been one for hunting. My fortunes lay more with the sea than the land. You seem to be comfortable on both, though.”

“Yes, the bed on the ship is very comfortable. The only thing that makes me uncomfortable is this dumb bag of coin that bangs against my leg all the time.”

“Why did you bring it?”

“In case this is where the sun and moons set. Then I’ll be done with the ship and can give it to you.”

“What?” Mikka stopped with a partially chewed bean in his mouth. “You’re going to give me the ship? And then what? Swim home?”

Gormund popped a kumquat in his mouth and chewed it slowly. “I forgot about that part. But I still plan on giving you the ship when we get where we’re going.”

They continued to the top of the hills and sat. “I thought this island was dangerous,” Mikka said.

Gormund shrugged. “The less danger you look for, the less you find.”

“Unless it finds you,” Mikka grunted. His face went blank, then he stood. “Yes, the ship.”

Gormund listened to the captain crashing back down the hill the way they’d come. He thought Mikka might want to try to bag a hare and chuckled. “You’ll scare all the game,” he called out after him.

A figure appeared to him on the hill. She looked like Lidia, but he knew it wasn’t her. “Hi,” he said. “Who are you and why do you look like Lidia?”

“I am Lidia,” she said.

“Nope. You don’t move like her, and you don’t smell like her.”

“Clever.” She changed her form to that of a small human woman with brown skin. “What are you?”

“I am Gormund, also called Simple Gormund, Slow Gormund, Gormund the Gormless. I like Simple Gormund the best though, but you don’t have to actually say simple. Slow Gormund is silly, since I’m very fast, and Gormless is even sillier, since I have a ‘gorm’ right there in my name.”

“I see.” She leaned closer and stared into his eyes. “What are you looking for, young man?”

“I’ve been looking for a snipe for more years than I can count. Since I was seven. So, I’ll keep going toward where the sun and moons set until I find one.”

“Don’t you want wealth?” she asked, showing him the hillside littered with gold coin.

“No. I have too many already. It’s more than I can count, and it’s heavy and bangs against my leg when I walk.”

“What about fame?” The gold coins turned to adoring crowds cheering his name. “And adoration?” Scantily dressed women and men surrounded him.

Gormund shook his head hard. “Too much detention. I don’t like it.”

The crowds disappeared. She changed back to the form of Lidia. “I know you like attention from  this one. I could be yours, Gormund. Don’t you want me?”

“I like Lidia, but you aren’t her.” Gormund sighed. He stood and turned to go back down the hill but stopped for a moment and poured out the contents of his coin purse in front of her. “Thank you for the fruits and water from your island. I hope that’s enough for it.”

With that, he headed back down the hill where he found Mikka and the crew standing stock still in a trance. The barrels had already been pulled back to the ship but none of the crew were getting into  the boats.

Gormund picked each one up and put them in the boats. He tied each one to the haul line and signaled for the hands on the ship to pull them in. He climbed into the last boat and rowed back to the ship himself.

The crew was pulled aboard by the hands still on the ship, including Lidia. She gave him a big hug and a kiss on the lips. “Are you okay?”

“I, uh…”

“You’re not under the island’s spell too, are you?” she asked.

“Uh, no, just … you kissed me and I felt like my plate was all filled up.”

“You’re cute when you blush, Gormund.”

Mikka began to come around. “How did you avoid that?” he asked. “Every little thought was turned into a fantasy. The illusion was so real.”

“Well, I was just thinking about Lidia, and she was there, but she wasn’t. Didn’t move right, didn’t smell right. Smelled like poison oak. Other than that, all I thought about was the tiny pie and hoping there were more.”

Lidia laughed. “There’s plenty more.”

As soon as the crew had their wits back about them, they set sail around the island, leaving it far behind them before the sun set over the western sea. Gormund was sated on tartlets, enjoying the evening air with Lidia when Mikka approached him with a box.

“Let me see your purse, Gormund.”

He handed the empty purse to the captain. “Why?”

“The crew pulled together a reward for saving all of us on the island.” Mikka poured mixed coins into Gormund’s purse, to where it could barely close.

Gormund groaned. “But I don’t want—”

“It would be rude to refuse,” Lidia said.

“I don’t want to be rude,” Gormund said, accepting the heavy purse with a sigh.

Mikka grunted. “I saw an illusion that you were planning to give me the ship.”

“Not a delusion,” Gormund said, “real.” He stood and took Lidia’s hand, leading her to his cabin for the night.

Trunk Stories

Clear Conscience

prompt: Write a story from the point of view of a ghost, werewolf, vampire, or other supernatural creature.

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Abalon looked at the visitor. In his centuries as Hell’s Arbiter, he’d never met his counterpart from Heaven. In fact, he’d never met any celestial being any higher ranked than a lowly worker. “Welcome, Arbiter Galadriel.”

If this was a first for Galadriel, she didn’t show it. “Well met, Arbiter Abalon. I’m here to help.”

“Please, have a seat,” the demon said, materializing a large, cushioned chair behind the angel. “It will make room for your wings as needed.” He spread his leathery wings and folded them again in demonstration.

Galadriel didn’t sit down so much as go from standing one instant, to lounging casually in the chair the next. “Listen, Abby, I’ve been at this for millennia. Since before you were created. If you don’t know the story of how you were selected as Arbiter, I can fill you in.”

“I know the story, Galadriel.” He wanted to tell her not to call him ‘Abby,’ but he didn’t want to provoke her. “I can assure you, I have no designs on capturing or injuring you or any other celestial being. We just can’t figure out this human.”

He waved his clawed hand and the human in question appeared in a holographic image atop his desk. Unlike the others in Hell, her cell displayed nothing. There were no scenes from her life to relive, no guilt, no regrets. The door stood open, yet the human sat leaned against the wall, eyes closed, humming a tuneless song.

“What else has she done?” Galadriel asked.

“She showed up in her cell, which means she believed she belonged in Hell, but—” he threw his hands up in exasperation. “There’s never been any sign of guilt or remorse, no failing of empathy, nothing to review.”

“Psychopathy? Did she somehow bring it with her?” Galadriel leaned forward, studying the image of the human.

“No. We scanned her and found her empathy fully engaged.” Abalon sighed. “I even … threatened to torture her to get her to leave.”

“You what?” Galadriel’s gaze grew hard. “If you don’t want to follow in the footsteps of your predecessor, you’d better have a good reason for—”

“She was not tortured,” he cut her off. “It’s obvious she doesn’t belong in Hell. I appeared beside her in the cell, but she felt no fear. I told her that she should leave her cell and go to Heaven where she belongs. When she refused, I told her we would torture her, flay her alive, burn her with fire, and repeat it over and over.”

Abalon shook his head. “She just said, ‘If that’s what it takes to stay here, then do it.’ I felt sick at the idea and haven’t bothered her since.”

Galadriel’s eyes softened. “Abby, may I go talk to her?”

Abalon nodded and pointed at the wall where the open door to her chamber appeared. Once again, Galadriel didn’t so much move as just shift position from one millisecond to the next to be standing inside the chamber.

“Child, why do you stay here?” she asked.

The human woman opened her eyes and looked at the Arbiter of Heaven. “Oh, an angel now. You can go away. You’re not going to convince me to leave.”

“That’s not why I’m here.” The angel seemed to float down to a seated position on the floor. “I’m just curious why you’re staying.”

“Do I have your word that you’re not going to force me to heaven before I’m ready to go?”

“What’s your name?” the angel asked.

“Tandy.”

“Tandy, I’m Galadriel, and you have my word that no-one will try to force you to heaven before or after you decide you’re ready to go. All we can do is tell you the doors are open.”

Tandy took a deep breath and blew it out. “My brother.”

“What about him?”

“He’s a believer.” Tandy shrugged. “I wasn’t. I didn’t believe in all the god, devil, heaven and hell shit. I found no evidence of anything supernatural to support any sort of belief in it.”

“And now?”

Tandy laughed. “I figure there are two possibilities. The first, it’s all real and I’m in a place called Hell.”

Abalon had gotten tired of watching from a distance and moved to stand in the door. Galadriel focused on Tandy but didn’t prod for her to continue.

“The second possibility,” Tandy said, “and the one I most prefer — is that I’m unconscious, maybe close to death, and all of this is my brain firing wildly and making shit up.”

“You prefer solipsism to the possibility that what you’re experiencing is real?” Galadriel asked.

“Honestly? Yeah. I mean, I’d rather be fucked in the brain than have to admit my brother was right about all this.” Tandy laughed, even as tears began welling in her eyes. “I love him, you know. I’d do anything for him. I used to say I’d go through hell for him, and now it looks like I’m making good on that.”

“What does that have to do with you staying in Hell?” Abalon asked. “Your brother is a believer and, I presume, believes he’ll go to Heaven.”

“That’s just it. I was in the hospital, hours left to live. He held my hand and told me that he thought he was going to Hell. He didn’t say what, but he said he did something terrible.”

Galadriel set a hand on Tandy’s shoulder. She didn’t say anything, but Abalon could sense the comfort flowing from the angel to the woman.

“Anyway, I promised him that if Hell was real, I’d wait for him there and get him free.” Tandy sniffed. “He doesn’t belong in Hell, he’s a good kid, even if he did something stupid.”

Abalon chuckled. “It doesn’t matter what he did, what matters is how he feels about it when he gets here.”

“What? What does that mean?” she asked.

“It means,” Galadriel said, “that everyone comes to Hell first. If there’s nothing eating at their conscience, they can move on to Heaven.”

“Oh boy, my brother’s screwed.” Tandy chuckled. “He is constantly wracked by guilt for things like thinking he didn’t tip enough, or he didn’t let enough people go in front of him in the checkout line at the grocery store.”

Tandy tilted her head. “Wait. Doesn’t that mean all psychopaths go right on to Heaven?”

Galadriel laughed. “Only if they get past their guilt. Every bit of guilt they were unable to feel in life, they will experience when they get here.”

Abalon’s curiosity got the better of him. “Even those that end up leaving for Heaven have some small thing to relive here. Why is there nothing in your chamber?”

“Since I had no belief in an afterlife, I made it a point to address my guilt and deal with it as it happened. I hoped to leave the world no worse than when I came into it, and maybe a little better.”

Galadriel smiled. “She figured it out on her own, without religion or holy books or anything else.”

Tandy looked back and forth between the Arbiters of Heaven and Hell. “Since you know I’m not going anywhere until my brother gets here, could you maybe bring me some books or something?”

Trunk Stories

Jonnylad Rescue

prompt: Start or end your story with a cat or another animal stuck in a tree.

available at Reedsy

“You dope! You climbed up there — if your ass wasn’t so big you can’t see around it, you could back down the same way you went up.” Ada buttoned up her heavy canvas jacket and put the hood over her head. Some protection was better than nothing against the claws of a frightened jonnylad. With a heavy sigh, she set up the ladder to climb up to the critter’s level. 

Ever since the introduction of genetically modified pecan trees to the colony, Ada and the other animal control officers spent an inordinate amount of time and effort to get the rear-heavy native fauna called jonnylads out of trees when the flowers bloomed. They were well adapted to the native “kakkle” plants, in that climbing to the plant’s flower caused the stem to droop to a level where they could just step off. 

As nectarivores, they were attracted by the sweet smell of the pecan flowers. As one of the most important natural pollinators they were protected by colony law. Their real protection, however, came from the fact that they were almost painfully cute. They had soft, thick, silky, light tan fur with darker points at the nose and tail, and white rings around oversized eyes in a small face, with triangular ears that gave fennec foxes a run for their money. This was paired with a body plan that included narrow shoulders, widening to powerful hips and long hind legs they used to jump away from danger. Their zygodactyl paws had four long claws for both grasping and defense. The way they climbed or moved over rough terrain reminded her of a chameleon.

The animal control office was trying to get tree owners to add a metal sleeve on the trunks of their pecan trees that prevented animals of any sort from climbing. While the orchards had adopted the practice, some landscapers and many homeowners were against it, calling it an eyesore, saying it ruined the aesthetic of their carefully planned gardens.

Ada pulled on her gloves and climbed the ladder with slow, deliberate movements, talking in a soothing, low voice. “It’s okay, little one. I’m going to get you down, so don’t freak out. We’re friends now, right?”

As she climbed closer to the jonnylad it began to whine. Its plaintive distress cry, somewhere between the squeak of a guinea pig and the call of a loon, was well-known in the colony. Jonnylads were not exactly a brain trust, and they had a habit of getting themselves into situations that they found distressing.

Ada reached a slow hand to the frightened creature. From the close proximity she could tell it was a female. “Come on, girl. Let’s get you down.”

No sooner had her glove touched the critter than it squealed once and leapt off its perch onto Ada’s head and shoulders. Rear claws dug into and through her jacket, front claws grasped her hood and small clumps of her hair within. 

Careful not to call out from the pain, Ada kept talking to the frightened jonnylad and made her way down the ladder. Once on the ground, she knelt and leaned forward until her head was on the ground, putting the jonnylad in the sort of position she’d be in had she climbed a native plant.

The jonnylad moved off Ada to the ground. Once there, however, instead of running off as it usually would, it sat on the Earth-originated grass lawn and mewled.

Ada finally got her first close look at the creature. The fur directly below the eyes was stained with dark tears that pointed at a possible illness or allergic reaction. One of her front paws looked swollen, and when Ada carefully picked her up, she could feel how thin she was. 

“Oh, this poor girl is unwell. I’ll have to take her to the shelter and call the vet.” Ada turned toward the homeowner. “Call the shelter, and they’ll send someone around to put sleeves on your trees at no cost to you. And before you complain about the looks, they’re the same color as pecan bark.”

She put the jonnylad in a crate in her truck before going back for the ladder. As she carried it back, Ada fired off a parting shot to the homeowner. “If one of us has to come back to get another animal out of one of your unsleeved trees, you’ll be billed for our time.” 

Ada carried the frightened animal into the shelter’s veterinary bay. “Is doc around?” she called out.

“I’m right here.” The veterinarian was a thirty-something man with a boyish face and ready giggle. He looked into the carrier and cooed at the jonnylad. “Oh, goopy eyes, do you have a cold? And is that a booboo on your foot?”

He continued to baby talk the animal as he opened the crate and lifted her out. There was something in his demeanor and how he handled her that kept her calm, and saved his bare arms and hands covered only by surgical gloves from claws.

He pulled a pecan blossom petal from the fur inside her ear. “This doesn’t belong here. I guess we’ll call you Petal.” He pulled out a tube of artificial nectar, opened it, and laid it on the table near her nose where she could lap at it.

“She seems skinny,” Ada said. “Her back claws work pretty good, though.”

“Do you need me to sew you up?” he asked. “I can do it.”

“Nah, I think I’ll be fine. What seems to be her trouble?”

“Well, aside from an injured foot we’ll have to x-ray to make sure nothing’s broken, nothing too serious.” He rubbed at the base of the animal’s ears. “The reason she’s skinny is she’s a recent mama. She sat her eggs until, I would guess, just a couple days ago. There should be some kits near the area you found her. Just in time for the kakkle blooms.” 

“And the eye goop?” 

“I’ll run a culture to be sure, but I would guess a minor respiratory virus. After not eating until the eggs hatch, her immune system is weakened.” He continued scratching at the base of Petal’s head. “I won’t be able to get an x-ray until tomorrow, but we’ll keep little Petal here until she’s healed up and back to full weight.”

Ada stroked the half-asleep jonnylad. “Thanks, doc. I’m on the overnight shift tonight, so I can check in on her overnight. If anything seems worse, I’ll call.”

“I think she’s going to be fine.”

“Do I need to worry about how much she eats? If I give her too much at once, will it hurt her?”

“These amazing little guys don’t get refeeding syndrome in the wild after sitting their eggs, but there’s all the electrolytes they need in the artificial nectar anyway.” The vet smiled. “I’d recommend giving her as much as she’ll eat.”

“I’ll do that, then. If we’re all done, I can put her in a kennel and finish the paperwork.” Ada picked up Petal, careful of her injured foot. “At least I’ll have someone to talk to tonight.” Petal gave a half-hearted squeak of the sort that earned the jonnylads their odd name.

“Singing jonnylad, Petal?” the vet asked.

“I always thought it sounded like ‘not me mad,’” Ada said.

The vet looked at Ada with narrowed eyes. “Now I’m going to always hear that.”

“You’re welcome. Let’s get you into your bed for the night, little Petal.”

Trunk Stories

Share a Smile

prompt: Let a small act of kindness unintentionally trigger chaos or destruction.

available at Reedsy

Elspeth was not having a good day. In fact, she was on the verge of throwing her hands up in submission. The thought that echoed through her mind drowning out everything else was, “Fuck it. Fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything and fuck you, too.”

She tried to convince herself that the “you” in her thoughts was not a particular individual, just people in general. That wasn’t true, though, and she knew it. If she had seen her weasel of a manager at that moment, her day would have ended in a cell instead of her bed.

As she walked through the city, the exertion helped pull her awareness outside of her own head. She realized that people, especially the non-humans, were moving out of her path the same way they would a rabid dog. Her reflection in a store front made her start.

“Deep breaths, Els, deep breaths,” she said aloud. Facing her reflection, she took some calming breaths. A memory from her early childhood floated to the surface, a song from pre-school.

“Help someone else to feel less sad, to be less mad, to not feel bad.”

The rest of the song had been lost to her, but that line was nearly as insistent as her earlier thoughts had been. She walked into the shop.

It was a side entrance into a shopping complex with a collection of small vendors set up in stalls. An odd combination of farmer’s market, bazaar, expo, and flea market, the main floor was a tourist attraction for the city. Most of the vendors were human, with a scant few alien-run stalls. Most of the shoppers, however, were alien.

Elspeth recognized most of the alien types from her work as a data scientist with the Interstellar Trade Board. She wandered the stalls looking for the vendor with the least traffic. There was an alien at a booth in a tucked away corner of a hall junction, selling what she assumed was hand-made lollypops. The sign was in an alien script, but in careful letters below were the words, “Hend Kendi Stik.”

Her first thought was that it was a terrible place for a stall, until she realized that the small area she’d entered was down one path of the junction, the main, tourist attraction part of the market was the opposite direction, and the crossing hall led to the facilities.

She bought two of the sweets and walked away from the booth feeling at least a little more in control of her emotions. It was while she was attempting to retrace her steps in the maze of the indoor bazaar to reach the door she’d come in that she found a small alien of a type she’d never seen before. Despite the unfamiliar shape of head and face, the six gangly limbs that seemed to be both arms and legs, and large, unblinking, solid black eyes, anyone could tell it was lost.

She knelt down to be eye-level with the alien. “Hi, my name’s Els. Can I help you?” The silly line from the song played in her head again.

The alien stared for a moment, then warbled, pointing at a small, button-like device stuck on the side of its head. A mechanical voice came from a device strapped to one of the forward arm-legs. “Greetings, Els. I am Froo. I am unable to contact the parent, and I cannot find my way to the exit.”

“Ah, little fella lost your mama? Take my hand and I’ll get you to the front where your comm will work better.” Elspeth offered a hand to the small creature before she realized it was eyeing the lollypops.

She unwrapped one and offered it to the creature before unwrapping the other and popping it in her mouth. The alien held the sweet in a front hand, a long tongue flicking out to take small tastes of it.

Elspeth offered her hand again and the alien grasped it with the middle hand on the same side as the hand that held the candy. She rose and led the little alien through the crowd. It walked on three limbs, hand-feet sometimes sliding on the slick floors.

They continued through the hall junction where she gave the sweets vendor a nod and a thumbs-up gesture. By that point, Froo had been licking at the lollypop so much that it was dripping sticky messes from its hand and face. Once past the junction and into the main, touristy area, Froo began to speed up. She figured the tyke recognized where it was and was in a hurry to return to its parent.

Froo tapped the device stuck to its head and burbled. The device on its arm said, in its mechanical voice, “I have contact with the parent. I will go.” With that, the creature just disappeared, leaving Elspeth holding on to nothing.

“Damn kid. Got my hand all sticky, didn’t even say thank you, and then cloaks and bolts.” She sighed. “Whatever. I’ll call it my good deed for the day and go home.”

#

Froo was teleported directly to the combat bridge of the mothership as soon as his contact had been restored. Fraa was waiting for him, anger and annoyance pouring off her in waves. She slapped the lollypop out of his hand, knocking it to the deck where it shattered, small, sticky pieces flying everywhere. “What’s gotten into you?!”

Froo was amazed. He’d never felt better, although everything around him seemed to move in fits and starts, sometimes too slow, other times too fast to register. “I was enjoying that,” he said, once he realized what she’d done.

“Enjoying it too much, Froo. You’re a mess.”

“The ambassador’s offspring is in the market,” he said, “and I placed a tracker on him. We can teleport him here once he’s clear of the inner section. You’ll see when the tracker pops up on the scanner.”

Fraa waved at the display on the wall. “Did you activate it before you planted it? It sure as the void doesn’t look like you did.”

Froo pushed past her to the console and began to enter commands to locate the scanner. “You’ll see. There’s a section of the market that blocks our comms. He’ll have to come out of there at some point.”

  “Get away from there and clean yourself up. You’re making a mess of the console.” Fraa pushed him toward the door.

A slight sizzle and pop caught their attention. One of the fragments of candy had stuck to the side of a connector, melted, and now the connector was smoking. “See what you did?” Froo asked. “If you’d just let me be, then that — whatever-it-is — wouldn’t be smoking now.”

“That’s the gravity plate power, idiot!” She rushed over toward the connector but only made it halfway before the gravity plating shut down. Her rush turned into a floating, headlong tumble into the far bulkhead.

Froo wasn’t certain how he’d ended up there, but he found himself hanging on to the ceiling to keep from floating aimlessly. “That’s probably not good,” he said.

The lights flickered then shut down to pitch darkness until the emergency lights, each with its own battery came to life. An alarm warbled through the ship, as systems began shutting down with loud bangs and groans. “Ooh, that’s definitely not good.” Froo busied himself licking what he could off his hands.

Fraa made her way back to the console where she shut off the alarms and called up the damage display. Gravity was down throughout the ship. Weapons and shields were down. Controls for maneuvering thrusters, main engines, and the fold drive were all offline. Life support was on emergency battery power, and the main generator was fried. One item, as it scrolled by, made her scream.

“The cloak is down! The cloak is down!”

They hadn’t noticed it during the commotion, but Froo saw the line on the damage report. “Huh, all internal and external sensors offline, rescue status initiated. That’s good, right? We’re going to be rescued.”

“No, you idiot, that’s bad. Everyone is sealed into whatever area they were in when the sensors went toes-up.” Fraa growled. “We’re locked in, and the weapons room has been exposed to vacuum, if that system lasted long enough.”

A voice came over emergency comms. Froo’s device was able to translate, although it didn’t seem like the ship’s translator was working. He repeated the message for Fraa as it came in.

”Attention, Erdilian military vessel. You are in violation of multiple statutes under the Perseus Arm Accord.

“You have entered the space of an accord member in a military vessel without declaring your intentions or securing authorization. You have entered that space in a cloaked vessel, circumventing traffic control and putting lives at risk. You have entered a low planetary orbit, endangering satellites and other traffic.

“Stand to and prepare to be boarded. Any action taken beyond station holding will be seen as hostile and will result in lethal force.”

Fraa went limp, which in free fall was even more effective at expressing her resignation than it would have been given gravity. “The Accord will probably use our presence on the battle deck as an act of hostility. We’ll be lucky to not live out the rest of our days in prison.”

Froo looked at her floating form and then at the sealed door. “We should get out of here, then. Manual override.” He pulled himself to the door and placed his sticky hand on the palm sensor. Nothing happened. He tried again and again, finally slapping the sensor for all he was worth.

“The override is tied into the main power circuit,” Fraa said. “No power, no scan. No scan, no override. All you did was make another sticky mess.”

#

Elspeth left the market and saw most everyone looking up. Fighters were scrambling for orbit. She continued her journey home, wondering only for a brief moment what all the ruckus was. It was as she approached her door that she remembered the rest of the song and chuckled. “Share a smile, it’s free,” she sang.

Trunk Stories

Wanted Sleep

prompt: Start your story with the sensation of a breeze brushing against someone’s skin.

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A chill breeze raised goosebumps on Li’s leg that dangled off the side of the bed, free from the constraints of the blanket. Her sleep-addled mind didn’t register why at first, but it jerked her from sleep to an alert wakefulness. She’d thought the “graveyard” shift, four days between returning traffic to the station, would be a nice chance to relax.

She lay without moving, feeling the movement of cold air across the floor. Something about it was wrong. Not just a little odd, but full-on ”sound the alarms” wrong.

The silence. The air handlers were in a down cycle, meaning they weren’t responsible for the air movement that had woken her. In addition, the cold air didn’t come from them, so where did it come from?

Li rose from her bed and padded across the sleeping room with bare feet. She grabbed the stun baton that had been propped behind the door since before she’d been assigned to this station. She’d never touched it and had no idea whether it was charged.

“I’m armed,” she called out. “Announce yourself!”

The only answer was a metallic clink from somewhere down the hall, followed by the sound of hard boots on metal. She wasn’t alone, and whoever was there was walking on the walls or ceiling. Magnetic boots. The carpeted floors would’ve hidden their approach better.

Li set the baton down only long enough to slip into her coveralls. With one hand she grabbed the baton and rubbed her thumb on the button. With the other, she pulled her telescoping inspection mirror out of its pocket and extended it with a flick of her wrist.

With the three-centimeter mirror close to the floor, she edged closer to the door until she could see the entirety of the hallway by rotating the mirror. To one side, a creature hung from the ceiling, holding a wire noose. The other direction showed three more of them moving with slow, quiet steps toward her door.

They were tall, thin despite the bulky suits, with four arms and two relatively short legs. Truchian, she realized, and most likely draft dodgers or deserters. They had been losing badly in their war against Arcalla. The one on the ceiling appeared to be struggling to keep itself up and “hidden.”

The air handlers cycled on, warm air rushing through the station. The intruders froze, startled by the sudden noise and wind. Li took advantage of the momentary confusion. She ran across the hallway to the command room and sealed the blast door behind herself.

She checked the docking ring monitors. They had somehow managed to dock a mid-bulk cargo ship to the innermost docking ring without setting off any alarms or notifications. The ship reported as Arcallan which Li took to mean it was stolen.

Li hit the emergency override on the console. She locked the docking clamps on the ship and sent out an automated distress call on the emergency FTL comms band. The intruders had gathered around the door, as she saw on the video feed.

One of them pulled out a tool and began cutting through the wall near the blast door to get to the locking mechanism. She didn’t know how long it would take, but she thought they might well have the door opened before any help arrived.

Switching through the cameras in the station, she found another half-dozen Truchians, busily looting anything not nailed down. Determined to slow them down, Li sat down at the ring control station. Stopping the rotation would remove gravity, but they had magnetic boots, so that wouldn’t do much. If she sped it up, though….

The station was built to maintain rotation up to two-point-seven Earth gravities for up to forty-eight hours. It hadn’t seemed all that important when she read it in the training manual before taking the “graveyard” shift, but the information came in handy now.

She turned up the spin, the rockets that controlled it ramping up in turn. She felt the lateral acceleration and the increase in centrifugal force pushing her down in the chair. Once the station reached two Earth gravities, Li set it to maintain that level.

The intruders were all on the floor, struggling to crawl back to their ship. Not that it would do them any good, as the station had the ship locked down tight.

Li stood in the high gravity. She felt as though she was wrapped in lead. She lifted the baton, which felt far more substantial than it had in the normal three-quarters Earth gravity of the station.

“Ready or not, here I come!” she shouted.

 Beside the door hung restraints. She grabbed all of them and keyed in the open sequence for the blast door. The blast door swung open and Li stepped out into the hall where the Truchians were still struggling to crawl away. “Stop moving. You are under arrest. If you continue to move, you will be hit with the stun baton.”

They continued to crawl, cursing in a mix of their own language and Trade Common. She repeated her commands in Trade Common, but they didn’t stop. She touched the baton to the nearest and pushed the button. Nothing happened.

“Shit!” Li swung the baton down on the Truchian who grunted in pain and stopped moving.

“I’m stopped! I’m stopped!” he yelled out. He called out something in his own language and the others stopped as well.

Li restrained their hands and feet before making her way to the cargo lockers where the other Truchians were located. Only after all of them were in restraints did she return to the control center and slow the station back down to a standard three-quarters gravity.

In spite of the exhaustion that pushed all the way to her bones, she dragged all eleven of them into the holding pen before allowing herself to collapse back on her bunk. The intruders were all too tired, and too restrained, to fight back.

Li was almost asleep when the docking notice sounded. She pushed the comm button by her bed. “Taki Station.”

“This is Captain Sievert, Sol Interdiction Unit Seventeen. Request docking at inner ring bay four.”

“Roger, SIU seventeen. The autodocking sequence will pick you up on approach.” Li got up from the bunk and padded back across the hall to the command center. The intruders had done a fair bit of damage while cutting into the wall. She’d have to write that up.

“Taki Station, we’re docking now. Can you reduce gravity to one-half Earth? We have guests.”

“Reducing spin rate.” Li ran on autopilot to slow down the station.

She waited for the officers by the holding pen. Three human anti-piracy officers and two Arcallan military police officers approached. “We were helping these guys track their stolen military transport, and lost sight of it in the area,” Sievert said. “Figured it would probably be our target when we got the automated call. Who was driving?”

Li turned on the lights in the pen, allowing them to see the tied up Truchians. “There’s your guys. They were probably going to strip the station once they got me out of the way.”

One of the Arcallan officers said something in their own language. Sievert sucked his teeth. “Awkward.”

“What?” Li asked.

“They want to arrest the Truchians as POWs since they stole a military vessel, but SIU rules say we have to ship any arrestees on Sol stations or in human space to Sol for trial.”

Li groaned. “Does that mean you guys aren’t just going to get them out of here and tow the ship away?”

“Afraid so. This is a crime scene, and about to turn into a political circus.” He turned back to the Arcallans, and they argued for a bit before they turned around and headed back to the interdiction ship.

“Officer Philby, and that’s Officer Kurtz,” one of the other officers said. She looked around at the silent halls. “We’re going to be here for a few days. Any place good to eat?”

“No. Everything’s closed for three more days. Graveyard.”

“Ouch,” Philby said. “Who did you piss off to get this shift?”

“No one,” Li said. “I was hoping to get some solid sleep for a change.”

“Looks like that’s out of the question,” Sievert said. “How did you manage to get them all wrapped up in their armor?”

“I spun the gravity up to two Earths, and when they wouldn’t stop crawling, I tried to stun them. Guess I should charge this up.”

“It wasn’t charged?” he asked.

“No. Just had to hit ’em with it like a club. That did the trick.”

Philby held her hand out, and Li handed her the stun baton. She looked at the bottom, clicked a switch on the bottom, pushed the button and watched the arc from the baton to the wall. “It’s charged. You just have to turn it on.” With that, she clicked the switch on the bottom again.

Li took the baton back and looked at the bottom. She felt silly for not knowing how to turn it on  and sighed. “I told you I need sleep.”

Trunk Stories

Hell is High Water

prompt: Start or end your story with a character looking out at a river, ocean, or the sea.

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If there was one place in the universe that could be the literal hell, eternal damnation, perdition, Te had found it and had found himself assigned there. The air clung to him, the unfamiliar scents put his mind off kilter. The ever-shifting surface beyond the rocky promontory where he now stood left him dizzy.

Te turned around to face the building that would be his home for as long as his assignment lasted. The steady structure and solid ground around and behind it helped ease his vertigo.

He grabbed the handle on his luggage, activating its hover mode, and stepped toward the building. He’d been assured that everything had been set up for his comfort prior to his arrival, but he had serious doubts. Not a bit of heat was evident from the building, despite the chill.

As he approached, the cameras around the property caught his image. The building recognized him, opening the front door with a mechanical voice saying, “Welcome, Professor Te A’ota,” in his own language.

The heat inside was near blinding, and most welcome. He hurried in, the door closing behind him. “Thank you? Um, building?”

“I am this house’s AI assistant. You may refer to me as ‘house’ or you may choose a name to refer to me as. Do you wish to choose a name for me?” the house asked.

“Uh, no. House is fine.”

“The current temperature inside is forty degrees Celsius, humidity is twelve percent. If you require any adjustments to either, let me know,” the house said.

“No, no, this is perfect.” Te took a deep breath, the feeling of his scales drying and warming revitalizing him.

“Doctor Saira Andersen, from the university, is here to see you,” the house said. “Should I let her in?”

Te flicked his tail in acknowledgement. Nothing happened. “Yes,” he said, flicking his tail in the same way. “This means yes.”

“I will remember that,” the house said, as the door opened.

Saira stepped in, dressed in a full-body cooling suit. “Doctor A’ota? You here?” she called out.

Te switched to speaking English. “Coming.” He met Saira in the entryway.

“A pleasure to finally meet you in person,” she said.

“Likewise. I believe the proper thing to do when welcoming a human into the home is to offer something to drink?” he asked. “Very rude in my culture.”

“This is your home while you’re here, and you determine what is rude and not rude for yourself.” Saira gave a little nod. “That said, I will be certain to not offer you or any other garians a beverage when you visit my home. I do endeavor to be a good host, after all.”

“I too, which to be a good host.” Te switched to his native language. “House, is there a human beverage available in your storage?”

“I can prepare a glass of ice-water in the dining room, if you like,” the house answered in the same language.

Saira chimed in, speaking Te’s language, “That is accepted,” then switched back to English, “yes, please.”

“I did not know you spoke Otolakk, Dr. Andersen.” Te stepped into the dining room and used an insulated mitt to pick up the cold glass and hand it to Saira.

“Just a few phrases but I expect I’ll learn more as we work together.” She drank down half the glass of water. “Please, call me Saira, and may I call you Te?”

“Yes, you may. Shall we sit?”

“Let’s.” Saira followed him into the living room. It had been fitted with furniture that was suitable for humans or garians.

Te turned one of the chairs, so it faced away from the picture window that looked out on the sea and took a seat. Saira sat in a chair near it, facing both Te and the window.

He motioned toward the window with his tail. “The constant movement … I don’t know if I’ll ever get used to it.”

“I understand. I was raised on a ship and never saw an open body of water until I went to university. The constant movement gave me vertigo. Even just a breeze across tall grass was unsettling at first. Now, I find the waves calming.”

“If you say. I will see with time, I suppose.”

“We replaced the environmental systems in this house. Upgraded insulation and materials to handle the temperatures without softening or sagging, added dehumidifiers and a sand bath. Is it too your liking?”

“Very much. I was not expecting such generosity for a visiting professor,” he said.

“We — a bunch of the faculty — got together and demanded it. When we offered to put the CFO up in a tent in Death Valley on Earth, she relented and released the funds to make it happen. This house, is only the first, though, as all the guest houses are being refitted. It can be set for any humidity from five percent to ninety-five percent, and anywhere from five to fifty degrees Celsius.”

Te was stunned. “That is a large investment just to make visitors more comfortable.”

“The university is focused on bringing in more diverse educators from more worlds. That’s kind of the good thing about setting up on a terraformed world in the middle of nowhere.” Saira smiled.

“Is this the university you attended?”

Saira shook her head. “No, I went to Swansea University. On Earth. How about you?”

“This is my first trip off world,” he said. “I grew up in the capital on Oto and went to Kralo Krim.”

“So, you’ve never seen an ocean world?”

“Only in media, until the shuttle dropped me off today.”

“What’s your first impression?”

His tail swished in nervous response. “I thought I had landed in Luklit, closest to what you would call hell.” He forced his tail to stillness. “I hope to understand why humans choose to cover the majority of your worlds with water, when you are land-dwellers.”

“Well, our combined Environmental Engineering course should make that clearer. Just as I expect to learn how the environment on Oto works with so little water.”

Te pushed himself forward slightly with his tail. “And we will learn as we teach how to mold worlds for our respective kinds. There is, though, one thing our course doesn’t cover that I’d like to learn.”

“What’s that?”

Te rocked himself with his tail and pointed at it. “How do humans stay upright and move about so well without a tail to balance?”

Saira laughed. “I’ll recommend some kinesiology books for you. Although, I often wish our ancestors hadn’t ditched their tails. Oh, have you tried on your environmental suit?”

“No. I’m not even sure how to hook it up.”

“I’ll walk you through it.”

They spent an hour going over all the details of his warming suit, from putting it on, setting the temperature and humidity, to taking it off, charging it up and checking for damage. In the end, he knew more about the warming suit than he thought would be involved in creating his own.

When they finished, he sat on the floor and noticed a sound he hadn’t heard before. A rhythmic swish of the waves. “Why can I hear the water?”

“I turned on the external mics,” Saira said. “Just close your eyes and listen to it. It’s soothing, isn’t it?”

“As long as I don’t think about what it is, yes.”

Saira sat next to him on the floor and turned him, his eyes still closed, until he was facing the window. “When you look, just think of it as watching a holo,” she said. “That’s what I did from inside my dorm window until I got used to the movement of the water and the grass.”

Te opened his eyes and looked out at the waves. Steady, rhythmic, rolling. He put his hands on the floor and felt centered, with no dizziness. He took a deep breath of the warm, dry air of his new home.

“I might find the appeal,” he said. “Unless the water gets high.”

“Won’t happen here,” she said with a hint of sadness, “gravity is too low, and the moons are too small to make really spectacular tides. The greatest difference between high tide and low tide is around ten centimeters.”

“Knowing that helps. I saw holos of humans riding giant waves on boards. It was horrifying.”

“You said this place was like your hell. What is your hell, anyway?”

Te watched the waves with a new-found interest. “If you live an evil life, you are sent to a world covered with icy water. You never get warm, you stay sluggish and slow, and your scales soften until they’re in danger of sloughing off at the slightest touch.”

Saira whistled. “That’s rough. We have a saying about doing something regardless of the situation. It’s ‘come hell or high water,’ but that would be redundant for you, wouldn’t it?”

Trunk Stories

Dire

prompt: A ritual meant to protect someone ends up putting them (or someone else!) in danger.

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Syl covered his mouth to keep from making noise. He shivered as the click-clack of giant spider toes on laminate floors passed the cupboard he cowered in.

He breathed as little as he could, through his nose. As sensitive as his own senses were, he could smell nothing besides the wood of the cupboard, the roasted parsnip soup warming on the electric stove, and the earthy smell of the dire spider. Despite the sweat of fear drenching him, he could smell nothing of himself.

In that regard, at least, the ritual had worked. The part that didn’t work was worrying.

He’d asked the council to send someone around to check out an odor coming from his basement. Just a few minutes later, she’d showed up at his door just as he was starting his soup for lunch.

After a brief introduction, Anja had gone into the basement for only a few seconds before she crept back up into the sitting room. She pulled a spray bottle out of her bag, drew a symbol on the floor, and set the bottle on it.

“Dire spider,” she’d whispered. She then handed Syl a script. “Read this aloud.”

“Why don’t you read it?” Syl hissed.

“Human magic immunity … I can’t.”

Syl chanted the incantation, the symbol on the floor glowed, and then flowed into the bottle, which glowed. No sooner had the ritual finished than Anja grabbed the bottle and began spraying Syl and everything around him.

She pulled all the pans out of one of his lower cupboards, sprayed the inside of it, and told him to get in and hide.

The spray that seemed to work so well for a gnome like himself had no effect on her. Anja had sprayed him and his entire house before helping him hide, but that just meant her scent was magnified as the only thing that stood out.

The spider clacked through the kitchen again, opening and rummaging through the cupboards in a haphazard manner. If it were to open the one in which he hid … better to not think about it.

“Yoo-hoo!” a voice called from somewhere else in the house.

The spider stopped moving, dead silent.

“I’m here,” she called, “come get me!”

The spider scurried out of the kitchen in the direction of Anja’s taunts. What was she doing? The sound of the air-conditioner kicking on caught his attention. Her human scent carried on the current, amplified a hundred-fold. It came from the opposite direction of where she’d called out, though.

The sounds of the spider racing madly about the house filled his mind with images of Anja being bitten, paralyzed, wrapped in silk, and then sucked dry. Tears ran down his face. She’d given everything to protect him, even though she had no reason to.

The spider clacked down the hall of the floor above, heavy enough to make the floor squeak at the spot near the bathroom door that he’d been meaning to fix. At the same time, he heard careful rummaging through the upper cupboards, followed by Anja’s whisper.

“I’m just getting a little surprise for our eight-legged friend,” she said, “and I turned down your soup, so the bottom doesn’t scorch. Stay as quiet and still as you can.”

The human smell of her was undeniable. It was the smell of cinnamon and rose oil from her perfume, mixed with the sweat of exertion and what Syl thought might be a tinge of fear.

The spider had gone silent and so had Anja until she called out from the dining room. “Where are you, mama? Yeah, that’s right. I found your eggs in the basement. You don’t have long left, do you?”

Syl heard the scampering of the spider across the floor above, then down the stairs. By contrast, Anja’s footfalls as she ran through the house were nearly silent.

“Over here, you stupid arachnid!” Anja’s voice carried an edge of annoyance.

From the sound of it, Anja and the spider were both in the sitting room. He heard the door to the basement open. “Oh yeah, that gets you worried, doesn’t it? Afraid I’ll go eat your eggs or something?”

He heard the spider make the first noise that she’d made other than the clacking of her feet. A high-pitched hiss that sounded like something from a horror movie.

“This is for you,” Anja called in a sing-song voice, “come and get it!”

The spider clacked across the sitting room floor, Anja yelled out, and Syl heard the fire extinguisher discharging. The sounds changed, with the spider thrashing about in the sitting room. The basement door slammed shut as the spider continued to rampage in the sitting room, smashing up furniture and what sounded like spinning in circles.

The sound finally died down. He heard the basement door open, then a few more moments of silence.

“It’s okay now, Syl. You can come out.”

He emerged to find the kitchen untouched, while the sitting room was destroyed. The corpse of the dire spider lay where the sofa, now broken and thrown against the far wall, used to be. The spider’s head was covered with fire retardant. Anja was panting, exhausted.

“Did I hear you say eggs?” he asked.

“Yeah, there’s an egg-sack down there.” She pointed toward the open basement door. “That smell is the neighborhood pets that have been disappearing, all cocooned up, waiting for the eggs to hatch.”

Syl shuddered. “Ugh. Do I just burn those, or…?”

“I’ll call a friend that runs a sanctuary to come pick them up,” Anja said.

“I have a question, though,” Syl said, looking at Anja like she was suspect.

“Shoot.”

“Human magic immunity is an old-wives tale. Why did you really not do the incantation?” he asked.

Anja sighed. “You don’t know much about how protective magic works, I take it.”

“Not really.”

“The person doing the incantation is the person it works for, no one else.” Anja prodded at the dire spider corpse with her toe. “When my friend gets here, he’ll clean this up, along with the entire basement.”

“Thanks. I was surprised the council sent someone so fast.”

“We were concerned with the missing pets in the area, so I was already in the area investigating.”

“You were obviously prepared for something like this, so why did you use your protection on me?”

“I’m a safety inspector for the council. If I can do something to make citizens safer, I will.” She chuckled. “I wasn’t betting on dealing with a dire spider in the suburbs, though.”

“I bet.”

“You, however, need to apply to the council for a new fire extinguisher. And don’t put it in the cupboard this time. Lucky you haven’t had a fire.” She patted his shoulder. “If you need help mounting it, just let the council know when you apply, and I’ll see to it personally.”

Syl nodded. “Okay.” His eyebrows shot up. “Oh! The soup!”

Anja followed him into the kitchen. He turned the soup back up and stirred it, giving it a sniff. “Whew, not burnt. Thank you for taking the time to turn it down.”

“Nothing worse than scorched soup,” she said.

“Speaking of soup, would you like to stay for lunch?” he asked.

“I could do that,” she said. “I’ve got to fill out my report and wait for my friend from the sanctuary anyway.”