Trunk Stories

All I Can Do Is Laugh

prompt: Start your story with the lines: “The room is unfamiliar. I don’t know how I got here.”

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The room is unfamiliar. I don’t know how I got here. Perhaps, if I was hung over, I’d have a clue, but I feel like I’ve had a good night’s sleep for the first time in recent memory.

I try to remember waking up and moving to where I stand, but there’s nothing. If I’d slept on the small sofa or in one of the armchairs that made up the totality of the room’s furnishings, I would be stiff and sore, not the case.

The thought tickles something in my mind — the case. What case?

I examine the room. Aside from the sparse furnishings, the room has nothing interesting to offer. The walls are covered in pictures of books on bookcases. The sort of thing that could be used as a backdrop for a play or movie. Light comes from a dozen recessed fixtures in the ceiling.

The oddest thing, though, is the lack of any door, window, or other opening. Just to be sure I’m not dreaming, I pinch myself — too hard. It hurts.

There’s too much I don’t know about what’s going on. I take stock of what I do know.

My name is Carmen Carina Alvarez, but I hate it. I go by “CC” instead of the names of my dead grandmother and great aunt. I’m 32, a police officer with a masters in criminal justice — so new the Captain says the ink is still wet on the diploma — and well on my way to making detective.

The last thing I can remember before this room is the Garvey kidnapping case. I was canvassing the apartment building…no, wait, I finished canvassing the building and was walking back out to the cruiser…. It’s all blank after that.

Well, I got in here somehow, and that’s how I’m getting out. I walk along the walls, feeling the slick wallpaper with its images of books on shelves. There has to be a seam somewhere.

I stop halfway along the second wall. Even if I can’t find a seam, I can make one. I reach for my knife in the pouch on my duty belt, only to realize I’m not in uniform.

I’m wearing my work clothes from my old construction job, pre-academy. Old cargo pants and a flannel shirt. No knife in my pocket, but I do have a pen.

I open it, press hard against the wallpaper and drag it back and forth over the same spot to get a hole started. It feels a little wrong to mess up my pen this way, but getting out takes priority.

A small hole becomes a larger hole, becomes a place to grab hold and rip. I work both directions from the hole, exposing the dull grey wall behind. With a three-handspan tall strip across the whole wall, I move on to repeat on the next.

It’s while I’m ripping a strip out of the third wall that I find the door. I wonder how they managed to paper over it on the inside for a moment, then decide it’s better just to get out.

There are no hinges on the inside, so the door must open out. I give it a push, but it doesn’t budge. Without being able to determine which side the hinges are on, I try shouldering it open, first from the left, then the right.

When trying the right side, I hear a slight crack. I back up and try again. Another crack but more faint this time. I need more mass.

I flip the sofa off its legs onto its upholstered back. It slides on the wood floor without much effort. I start from the far side of the room and run the sofa into the stubborn door like a battering ram.

The crack is much louder this time, and I see the door flex a little. I do it again and the sofa gets caught partway through the now open door, where a broken lock bracket hangs from the wall. Just beyond the sofa and door is a toppled bookcase.

I climb over the sofa and bookcase and examine the new room. Where the previous had a few furnishings and pictures of bookcases full of books, this one has bare, grey walls lined with mostly empty bookcases. Real bookcases.

I don’t see another door besides the one I just stepped through, so I examine the dozen or so books. They’re all textbooks I used in the past. Curious, I pick up the Intro to Criminal Justice book from my freshman year. I flip through it and see all my highlighter marks and notes.

It’s not just the same edition, it’s the actual book I used. There’s a rude drawing on page 317 that was already there when I bought it used from the campus store. I take a few minutes to look through all fourteen books in the room and verify that they’re all my copies.

As I finish examining each one, I put it on a middle shelf in the order I used them in school. Placed all together like that, they seem small and meaningless in a room full of empty shelves.

If these shelves were my life, would they have anything else on them? Well, pictures of family and friends, for sure. I’ve got trinkets from every city I’ve ever visited arranged on shelves at home. Nothing very big, just something I can stuff into my pocket or carry-on and remind myself of a trip.

A tin that used to be full of Almond Roca from the factory in Tacoma, Washington is the largest of them, while the smallest is a half-inch lapel pin that I picked up in a truck stop in Tijuana, Mexico.  It doesn’t look like I’ll have a chance to do any shopping wherever I am.

With no other doors in here, and another wall to strip the paper off in the first room, I decide to give myself a break. I search the shelves, looking for some small, forgotten item on the backs of the highest or lowest shelves. Climbing one of them, I feel something loose in the carved facing.

I jiggle it and a carved flower falls into my hand. Just under an inch, made of wood, and stained a deep brown, I turn it over a couple times and squeeze it in my left hand. Souvenir “shopping” done, I return to the first room to rip the paper from the last wall.

Instead of the room as I’d left it, though, I find all the walls repaired, the sofa back in place, the door still open, and a creature lounging on the sofa. I guess that she’s a demon or devil of some kind, based on the deep red skin, black horns and hooves, and the way she’s twirling the end of her tail in a clawed hand.

“Who are you?”

“Not important,” she says. “What is important is, what you are going to do now?”

“What do you mean?”

“You can fight, or you can give up. It’s up to you.” She has a gleam in her solid black eyes that makes me nervous.

“You mean I’m dead,” I say more than ask, “and now it’s time for judgement. Well, if you mean to take me to hell, I’m not going. I’ll fight.” I pull my pen out and brandish it like a weapon. It’s not much against those horns, but it’s better than nothing.

“Nothing quite so final or dramatic as that.”

“Then what?” I ask.

“You can go through the door,” she says, waving at the wall behind her that opens into a bright room, “or you can choose to rest here a while. I’ll fill the shelves with all the books you might want to read until you’re ready to start over.”

“Start over?”

“Yes. You can rest as long as you like—”

“Shut up,” I cut her off. “I’m not staying here.”

I look into the bright light of the open room behind her and recognize the surgical lights shining in my eyes. Without waiting for a response, I run toward the light.

“Wait! You can’t take that! Not so—”

I feel myself slam into my body as pain jolts throughout. I can barely hear her voice trailing off, “…fast, it’ll hurt.”

I’m awake and aware on the operating table. The anesthesiologist is in trouble for this one, but I don’t care. I feel the wooden flower held tightly in my hand. It was real, and I’m alive. All I can do is laugh.

Trunk Stories

Worth It

prompt: Set your story in a place where the weather never changes.

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The more technologically advanced a shelter, the more disconnected it was from nature. In the case of Travers Station, that was a necessity. Outside the station, nature was nothing other than lethal to all the inhabitants of the station.

The sapient creatures that inhabited the station came from multiple stars. All of them had their own evolutionary history that drove them to innovate. They all had their own social evolution that drove that innovation to push them out among the stars. Still, none of them had evolved in an environment like the one outside the station.

Nature outside the station was the vacuum of space, bathed in the intense ultraviolet radiation of the O4 class star it was here to study. The closest thing to nature inside the rotating station was the garden. Comprising one quarter of the highest ring, with the lowest apparent gravity, the garden boasted shielded windows which allowed precise amounts of light and UVB from the deadly star. Still, warning signs about possible dermal damage were posted outside and throughout the garden, along its well-tended walking paths.

Just inside the spinward entrance of the garden was a picnic table and a collection of chairs in different sizes and shapes to accommodate the many different body plans on the station. It was there that the self-proclaimed “Lunch Club” met once a week.

“Easy,” the crab-like creature said around mandibles that worked at a walnut shell, “the scora — I mean the artificial is okay, but it’s nothing like the real thing, fresh from the ground at home.” His carapace was a dull yellow with pale green spots. His manipulator limbs ended with segmented fingers tipped with a claw made from the endoskeleton that extended outside the exoskeleton. Each of his eight walking limbs ended with a single such skeletal claw.

The orange furred creature seated next to him twiddled with a distraction toy with the middle two of her six multiuse limbs, the lower two grasped like folded hands, while the upper two deftly stacked a sandwich with deli-sliced meats and cheeses, interleaved with lettuce and pickles. “I don’t know,” she said. “I mean, I miss a lot from home, but it’s hard to say which I miss the most. Maybe it’s my family.”

“The same family that you complain about?” the crab-like alien asked.

“Hurtur, be nice,” the bronze-skinned human woman interjected.

“Just because they make me mad sometimes doesn’t mean I don’t miss them.”

“Apologies, Gexna,” Hurtur said around the crunches of the walnut shells he was busy stuffing himself with.

She took a bite of the sandwich that seemed as tall as her head, but her jaws opened wide to accommodate with teeth well-suited to shred and crush. With her mouth full as she chewed, she said “You’re fine. But maybe I miss my boat on the lake more than my family, or—”

“Let Marina answer,” Hurtur cut her off. “It’s her question, after all. What do you miss most from your home?”

Marina sighed. “Weather. I miss weather. Rain, wind, hot days, cold days, snow, fog, all of it.”

Gexna’s large, pink eyes grew wide. “Ooh, that’s a good one. I sometimes take a cool shower, close my eyes, and pretend it’s raining.”

“Don’t spend too long doing that, though,” Hurtur said, “or you’ll exceed your water allowance.”

“Says the guy with a hundred-liter exotic fishtank in his office.” Marina laughed. “I do that sometimes, too, Gexna.”

“Hey, that tank and those fish were gifts from the Terran ambassador.” Hurtur clicked his mandibles. “Besides, it belongs to the office, not me.”

“But you are the ambassador, it is your office, and,” Gexna leaned closer to him, “the gift was addressed to you by name.”

“Fine, it’s mine, but I still stay within my allowance.”

“We all do,” Marina said.

Gexna closed her eyes. “I wish I could walk in the mist once in a while.”

“Mist?” Marina asked.

“Back home, we didn’t get rain often, but we would get a fine mist every morning.” She ran her fingers down the fur of her arm. “It would bead up on my fur and drip off. Such a refreshing feeling.”

Marina smiled. “We used to get misty rain like that in the autumn at home, too. I might have an idea.”

“You’re not going to do something crazy, are you?” Hurtur asked.

“No, nothing crazy. Just, meet me at the anti-spinward entrance to the garden right after the third shift start.”

“That’s so far, though,” Hurtur said.

“It’s literally only four kilometers from here.” Marina shook her head.

“But there’s no tram through the garden,” he complained.

“Take the tram the other direction, then. It’s twenty minutes on the express,” Gexna said. “We won’t get in trouble for being in here late, will we?”

“Nah,” Marina gave the furry creature a hug. “My brother works in a special section of the garden. I’ll clear it with him this afternoon.”

“I’ll be on the first express tram after the end of second shift,” Hurtur said. “Until then, I’ve got paperwork to see to.”

“See you then.” Gexna waved with the distraction toy. “I should get back to work myself.”

“See you this evening.” Marina made sure to police up the table area to make sure they left nothing behind before she exited the garden.

Hours later, when she re-entered the spinward door of the garden to walk to the far end, she found Gexna waiting for her. “Are you walking with me to the other end?”

“Yes. I could use the exercise.”

“Nonsense. You’re in fabulous shape.”

“I have just been spending too much time sitting in one place.” Gexna moved in an undulating gait on all six limbs beside the human woman.

“It’s too easy to do that here,” Marina said.

“What is it your brother does?”

“You’ll see.”

They reached the other end of the garden just in time for Hurtur to enter from that door. “Ugh. That tram ride was interminable.”

“Twenty minutes is interminable?” Marina asked.

“It is when there’s a wailing child three seats away.”

“Why didn’t you—”

“The tram was full,” he cut Marina off.

“Well, follow me. I think you’ll like this.” She led them down a side path that led into ever-denser foliage. The scent of moisture greeted them a few hundred meters in. A wall of flexible slats hung in front of them, painted in a color that disappeared in the trees.

Moving aside the slats, she motioned them in. “Welcome to the moss garden.”

Inside, they were greeted by a cool mist, with soft moss underfoot, and dozens of types of moss growing on every surface. Hurtur made a sound the other two had never heard, a sort of grumbling purr. “Oh, this is marvelous,” he said.

Gexna stretched her body out to nearly double her normal length. Water droplets formed on her fur, and she shivered with a giggle, causing them to run off in rivulets. “This feels like home.”

Marina smiled. “The misters run every day for the entire third shift. We can stay as long as you like. Or at least until we’re all soaked.”

Hurtur stepped farther down the mossy path, then lay down. He flattened himself out until gaps appeared along the edges of his carapace and let out what could only be a heavy sigh. “Can we come back?” he asked.

“Every day if you want,” Marina answered, “if you can deal with screaming toddlers on the tram.”

Hurtur spread himself out as far as his legs would stretch on the mossy path. “Worth it.”

Trunk Stories

Ritual

prompt: Start or end your story with a character making a cup of tea for themself or someone else.

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The ornate porcelain teapot was out of place on the scratched metallic countertop. Strong, scarred hands the color of worn khaki filled the center strainer of the pot with leaves from an airtight metal canister. Those same hands lifted the electric kettle and poured the boiling water over the strainer in the teapot before putting the lid on and setting it on the cheap, plastic table. “There’s something calming in the ritual of it, I find.”

“Which ritual? The hunt, the capture or…the kill?” The woman that sat at the table was slight of build, with charcoal-black skin including her lips and tongue, striking violet eyes that angled up at the outsides, and ears topped by long points that stuck out of her shock-white hair.

The owner of the teapot, kettle, table, and scarred hands sat across from the dark elf. His height and build would best be described as average. Medium brown hair nearly matched his medium brown eyes. He was of indeterminate age, possibly as young as twenty or as old as fifty. His clean-shaven face was marred by only one scar that began just below the right side of his nose and ran down his lips to his chin. If he chose to grow a beard and mustache, he would have no visible defining features.

“I was speaking of the ritual of making tea,” he said. “Are you that eager to get to business?”

The elf shook her head. “No, I—sorry. This is a strange situation for me.”

“Strange how?” He checked the clock over the door and folded his hands on the table to wait out the last minute of the tea steeping.

“I don’t even know what to call you or what you are. Bounty hunter? Assassin? Spy?” She sighed. “All I know is that you are protected by the Crown even when you do some things that are…distasteful.”

“My name is Senior Agent John McCall, and yours is Detective Brianna Havelock. Why not start there?” He poured the tea into the matching cups. “I’d offer you milk, but since I don’t use it, I don’t keep it on hand.”

“Do you have any honey?” she asked.

He turned to the cabinets behind him and opened one of the metal doors with a squeak. He set a bear-shaped plastic squeeze bottle of honey on the table and sat back down. “Tell me, detective, what do find distasteful about my job performance?”

She stirred her tea, watching the honey dissolve before speaking. “You act as judge, jury, and executioner,” she said, “with no repercussions.”

“What makes you think that?”

“Fallon Straz. I get that your work is meant to be secret, but even when it became public, the official word from the Crown was that quote, ‘These things happen, but the world is safer for it.’ If the police did something like that….”

“Detective Havelock, you’re here because the Crown Secret Service wants you on board. I assure you that I can explain Straz and other cases to your satisfaction, but not without reading you in.” He opened the satchel that sat beside the table and placed a small pile of stapled pages in front of her.

“Read this thoroughly,” he said, “and understand that everything in it is literal, before you make your decision. I’d recommend focusing solely on absorbing all of it before you make up your mind.”

“Literal, huh?” She scanned through the pages and stopped. “Even this? ‘…executed and soul trapped until such time as all known operations are no longer classified.’”

“Especially that. I suggest you take the time to read it all properly.”

Brianna sipped at her tea as she read through the sheaf of papers twice. “Why me?”

“You’ve proven yourself as a natural in undercover work, and The Service can teach you everything you need to be a top-notch agent.” John cleared up the table and cleaned out the teapot. “Besides that, you have no attachments outside work.”

“I would’ve thought that my involvement in the Release the Innocent Project would turn you sour on me as a candidate.”

John smiled. “That was the deciding factor for me. You care more about real justice than your departmental stats.”

“What about Straz? Was it justice when you shot him at point blank range?” she asked.

The smile never wavered. “I can’t talk about it, until and unless you sign that document.”

The elf closed her eyes and massaged the pointed tip of her right ear. She let out a low growl, then said, “Okay. I’m in.”

John watched her sign the documents, then whisked them away into his satchel. “Welcome to the Crown Secret Service, Trainee Agent Havelock,” he said.

“Now you can tell me about Straz, right?”

“I could, but I think I’ll let him tell you the story when we visit his cell tomorrow.”

“Wait, he’s alive?” she asked.

“He is. And he’ll no doubt live to a ripe old age without ever leaving the confines of SuperMax.” John rose and started the kettle again.

“But all the reports, the news, the Crown spokesperson—”

“Told exactly the story we needed them to tell.” He measured out the tea for the strainer and refilled it. “You know what The Service’s main mission is, Trainee?”

“Protect the Crown, Parliament, judges, and so on,” she said.

“That’s our secondary mission. Our primary mission is to protect and preserve the nation.”

“That makes sense, I guess.”

“And do you know what the best tool we have to do that is?” he asked.

“Intelligence?” she answered in a questioning tone.

“Image.” John paused as he poured the water over the strainer and checked the clock above the door. “The CSS creates an image, a look. You, and everyone else in the world, has an image of John ‘The Rogue’ McCall as a shoot first, ask questions later, torture-as-a-hobby strong-arm who will do anything in pursuit of a goal.”

Brianna looked down at the table. “Yeah, I guess so.”

“It’s because that image opens more doors and closes more cases than standard fieldwork alone.” John set the teapot on the table and sat down with a smile. “If I was just another agent, the people I have in my custody would be more likely to stonewall me or try to bullshit their way out. When they realize that The Rogue is their captor, though, they’re much more likely to be as helpful as possible in order to save their own skin.”

“Unless they have their own image to maintain,” she said.

“True. But if they’re at that level, they understand the difference between rumor and reality.” John poured out a second round of tea in fresh cups. “In those cases, there are specially trained agents that handle the interrogations. Before you ask about torture, no, the Service doesn’t do that…at least not physical torture. Considering the number of psychiatrists the Service hires for that role, though, just being in a room with one of them might be considered torture.”

“Since everything I know about you is rumor, how about telling me something real. Have you ever shot anyone?” Brianna sipped her tea, her demeanor much more relaxed than it had been.

“A few times.” John chuckled and said, “I even shot Straz. In the calf, from twenty meters or so, not point-blank in the head. I’d just broken my ankle jumping over a wall and landing on a bottle, and he was getting away. Thought I’d even up the odds.”

Brianna took on a questioning look. “So, the tea,” she asked, “is this just image as well?”

“Why do you ask that?”

“I noticed you barely drank any of your first cup, but you’ve gone and made a second pot for us.” She waved a hand. “Not that I’m complaining, it’s very good tea — Assam black if I were to guess.”

“Good guess, and no, it’s not about image. I meant what I said about the whole ritual of it being calming.” He smiled at the elf again. “Not as Senior Agent to Trainee, but person to person, I recommend you find something that does the same for you. Something simple that calms, centers, and grounds Brianna the person so Brianna the agent can be focused and alert.”

Trunk Stories

Let’s Get Started

prompt: Write a story about someone who must fit their entire life in a single suitcase.

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Time shuddered to a stop, slipped back a few seconds, then started back up. At first, there was a woman in the center of the room clutching a suitcase against her chest, then two of her, interposed on top of and within each other, then none. She left only a hole in the air behind, that filled with a bang and the rustle of papers swept up by the air that rushed to fill the sudden vacuum.

Her arrival was quieter, a soft whoosh as the pressure in the room where she materialized increased a bit. Her heavy, orange, cable-knit sweater and cap, blue jeans, boots, and heavily used suitcase clashed with the sterile environment in which she found herself.

A light breeze from the air handlers nudged the light brown curls of hair that stuck out from beneath the knit cap. Awareness returned to amber eyes edged with crow’s feet in a face the color of dark honey. She relaxed her grip on the suitcase, setting it down as color returned to knuckles that had gone white.

“Welcome home, Christa.” The tenor voice that came through the speaker near the door was mellifluous, though lacking any emotive quality. “We are ensuring that no dangerous pathogens have come with you. You may notice a slight astringent smell. That is an antiseptic, completely harmless.”

“Uh, ok.” Christa looked for a camera near the speaker but didn’t see one. “Hi?” The smell of the antiseptic was so faint as to be unnoticed, had it not been mentioned.

The voice came back over the speaker. “All clear.”

The door opened and a woman in a loose-fitting jumpsuit walked in. Deep brown eyes shone above a bright smile in a pale face with cool undertones. “Are you feeling altogether well?” she asked.

“It was a little weird at first, but I think I’m okay now.”

“Fantastic! I’m Adria, and the voice you heard earlier was Clyde.” Adria stepped closer to Christa.

“Is Clyde an AI?”

Adria laughed. “No, he’s just…different.”

Christa nodded. “Ah. Neurodivergent.”

Adria pursed her lips. “Um, that’s possible. Not sure, though. Can I grab your bag?”

“I’ve got it.” Christa picked up the suitcase, careful to not hold the whole weight with the handle. “It’s falling apart.”

“We can get you a new one. If you prefer, however, I’m sure Clyde could help you repair that one. Some things are precious. I understand.” Adria gestured to the door. “Shall we? I’ll show you to your room.”

The room was furnished the same as the room she’d just left. The desk looked like wood, but didn’t have the same warmth, the mattress on the bed was firmer than the lumpy one she’d left behind, the blankets softer and lighter.

In the closet hung more than half a dozen jumpsuits like the one Adria wore. Christa removed her boots and found the carpet to be softer and more inviting than what she’d left behind.

“We tried to recreate your room to the best of our abilities. If you want to change anything, feel free. If you need anything just let us know.” Adria gestured toward a door on the opposite side of the room. “There’s a washroom and shower through there. Get some rest, and when you feel up to it, put on a uniform and join us in the galley. Just follow the signs in the hallway.”

Christa showered, discovered underclothes in the drawers of the desk, the same place she’d kept them in her original room, and put on one of the soft jumpsuits. She felt a wave of déjà vu in the fit of it.

The woman in the mirror was familiar, if older than she felt. Besides the crow’s feet around her eyes, the absence of the knit cap left the grey around her temples visible, and the beginnings of permanent wrinkles on her forehead.

She sighed and turned to leave when a knock came at her door. “It’s open, come in,” she said.

A small man with deep brown skin, close-cropped, curly, black hair, and striking green eyes entered. “Hello, Christa,” he said in the dulcet, but emotionless tenor she’d heard earlier.

On a second look, she noticed that part of his head was covered with a metal plate that had some sort of port in the middle. “Oh, hi. You must be Clyde?”

“Yes, I am Clyde,” he said. “It is pleasant to make your acquaintance. I have heard much about you, with the larger proportion being positive.”

“That’s uh, good? I guess.”

“It is a positive position for us to be in,” Clyde said. “This would normally be Adria’s duty, but she is busy with other things. Can you show me what you brought with you and tell me about your life before your other memories cloud the details?”

“Other memories?” she asked.

“I should not have mentioned that,” he said. “Please show me what you brought with you.”

Christa opened the suitcase then paused. She pointed at the cable-knit sweater and matching cap. “Those are the last things my mother knitted before she passed.” She chuckled even as tears filled her eyes.

“I hated orange, but she always wanted me to wear it. ‘It looks so good on you,’ she’d say. Anyway, I wore them every time I visited her in the hospital. Now, I wear it to remember her smile.”

Clyde nodded. “What else?”

She lifted out a dog-eared paperback. “My favorite book. I’ve read it thirty or more times.” She carefully unwrapped a padding of pillow-filling, in which rested a porcelain figurine which she set in place of pride on the desk.

“This was a gift from my grandmother on my tenth birthday. She’d gotten it new when she was ten.”

After that came a photo album with a worn spine. “130 years of photos of my family in there.” Beneath that was a charger and a tablet. “It’s probably not going to last the rest of my life, but there are three hundred books and four thousand songs in here.”

The unpacking continued, a collar from a long-gone, furry friend, a stuffed toy from infancy, a knitted scarf in alpaca, a favorite sleep shirt, her diplomas, and dozens of trinkets from fifty-eight years of life, condensed into a single suitcase.

When she finished emptying the suitcase and putting everything in its place, she said, “It all seems so trivial. Even this suitcase, which my mother used when she first moved out of my grandmother’s house.”

“Nothing is trivial when it comes to your pre-agency life.” Clyde’s eyes closed for a moment then opened wide. “Adria is waiting for us in the galley. It is time for your induction into the Temporal Anomaly Agency, which will be your physical re-vitalization, memory unlocking, and agency training memory upload.”

Christa took a deep breath and blew it out. “Okay, let’s do this.”

As they walked to the galley, Clyde asked, “Why did you accept the invitation to join the agency?”

Christa shrugged. “I’m the last of my family and was unable to have kids. I’ve got a doctorate in Physics that got me jobs from flipping burgers to doing data analysis for a Wall Street firm to make rich people richer, with no hope for retirement. My life never went anywhere important.”

“That is a logical assessment.”

She stopped and looked at Clyde. “Wait. What was it you were talking about ‘other memories’ earlier?”

“You were first approached about joining the agency one year after earning your doctorate and agreed then. That meeting, and the subsequent meetings and check-ups were blocked from your memory in order to not impact the rest of your life. We find that most who agree once when they are young, are still accepting decades later.”

“And if I hadn’t agreed?”

Clyde looked at her. “That is unknown. All we know is that you were listed as missing two days after you were transported to this time and never found. Perhaps you would have gone on to live under an alias somewhere else, or perhaps you would have been abducted and killed and your body never found.”

“That’s a little dark, Clyde.” Christa chuckled in spite of it and resumed walking to the galley with him.

“It is simply a logical conclusion for a person who went missing in in the vicinity of three known serial killers who were active at that same time.”

“Known serial killers?” she asked.

“One was suspected at the time you left, one was not known until months later, and the third only came to light six years later.” Despite the subject, his voice maintained the same fluid tone and flat affect.

“Were you always like this?” she asked.

“Like what?”

“So…unemotional.”

“I am unaware of whether I was or not,” he said, “but since my injury on an assignment in 1543, I have lost the urge to sing.”

“I’m sorry, that sounds awful.” Christa patted his shoulder.

“It’s just as well,” Adria said as they entered the galley. “I got tired of hearing the same songs over and over.” She handed Christa a drink.

“Oh? How many songs do you know? Three? Five?” Christa asked before drinking the cool, sweet beverage.

“972,” Clyde answered.

“That’s….” Christa shook her head. “How long have you two been doing this?”

“711 years, our relative time,” Clyde answered.

“You’re over 700 years old?!”

“That is just the time we have worked together. Prior to that, I was with another team for 309 relative years,” Clyde said. “I am unsure of my actual age, but I have rejuvenated fifty-one times.”

“Seventy-four for me,” Adria said. “I stopped counting years around the twentieth rejuve. If you’re curious, that drink is your rejuvenation dose. Over the next few hours, it’ll feel like a fever, then you’re in for a couple rough days. After that, you’ll look and feel like you’re in your early twenties again.”

 “How far in the future are we?” Christa asked.

“Oh, we’re not. We’re in the current, the now. The point where at which we are unable to travel forward any faster than just waiting for tomorrow.” Adria grinned. “But if you’re wondering what the year would be in your calendar, it’s 4319, if I remember correctly.”

“I think there’s some physics I might be missing,” Christa said. “Is that part of the agent training that gets uploaded to my brain?”

“We figured out a couple hundred years ago that complex topics like that don’t work well for neural uploading,” Adria said, “but if you want to learn it, you’ll have time.”

“We learned that 184 years ago, in 2213 Post Singularity,” Clyde said, “in the Jiang and Carter study.”

“Post Singularity? As in uploading our consciousness to computers?” Christa asked.

“That, and a lot more.” Adria pointed at the glass. “Finish that up and we’ll get you caught up as much as we can before your rejuvenation kicks in.”

“I want to see it all,” Christa said, downing the rest of the drink. “Let’s get started.”

Trunk Stories

A Promise Kept

prompt: Write a story with a character or the narrator saying “I remember…”

The prompt further states:
Our official contest guidelines are still 1,000 to 3,000 words per story, but we hope to see more stories than usual embracing the concise spirit of flash fiction. Return to a time of cultural maximalism — while keeping your word count to a minimum.

word count: 1000

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“I remember….” The grizzled veteran rubbed the white fur along her muzzle, tracing the path of a scar with a clawed hand missing two digits. “I was a young lieutenant then; thought I knew everything.”

“Grenan, don’t start getting maudlin now.” Next to the warrior covered in white and grey fur sat another bipedal tetrapod. The similarities ended there, however. 

Grenan stood over two meters with clawed hands that better served slashing than grasping, a muzzle that extended the size of both her mouth and nose, large, low-set ears that hung above sloped shoulders, and large, gold-rimmed eyes that were almost entirely pupil. The woman next to her, though, was one-and-a-half meters tall, brown eyes surrounded with visible, white sclera, an orthognathic rather than prognathic face, long, straight, dark brown hair with streaks of grey above golden-brown skin, and slender hands with grasping fingers capped with nails that served only as protection for the nailbed.

“Do you even listen to yourself?” Grenan gulped down her drink and signaled for a refill. “Determined to be the shining daystar always, Mei? Do I need to remind you that life is not always light and happiness?”

Mei downed her shot and rapped the empty glass against both of her prosthetic legs. “Nope, I’ve got plenty of reminders. But tonight isn’t about getting all weepy, you hear me?”

“What’s it about then?” Grenan took her refilled cup and sipped. “You call me and say rush down here to meet you at the bar and then ask if I remember when we met.”

“Well, I promised you something then, before we were so rudely interrupted by the war.” Mei chuckled at some internal joke.

“We met just in time to become siblings in arms,” the big veteran said.

“Not often a training exercise gets skipped for jumping into the shit, but god damn if I would want any other unit by my side in combat.”

Grenan sniffed on instinct and knew that Mei was hiding something she considered good. “I don’t like surprises.”

“Between your sniffer and how well you know me, it doesn’t matter what happens, it won’t be much of a surprise.” Mei picked up her chaser and took a swig of the cold beer.

Grenan looked down to where she could smell the plastics and electronics of Mei’s legs and guilt washed over her. Mei had never assigned blame, but Grenan blamed herself and had never been able to forgive herself.

Mei laid a gentle hand on the sloped shoulder of her furred friend. “Hey, Gren, it’s not your fault. Please, stop blaming yourself.”

“My brain knows,” Grenan said, “but I still feel guilty about it. If I hadn’t turned the safeties off—”

“We’d both be dead,” Mei cut her off. “You did exactly what you were meant to in the situation. If I’d been in proper uniform….”

“What? You’ve never mentioned that. But what does it have to do with anything?”

Mei let out an exaggerated sigh. “In the six years before the…,” she knocked her knuckles against her leg, “ …before this, how many times did you beat me to battle stations? In all the drills and actual emergencies, how many times?”

“Well, I… just that time.”

“Exactly.” Mei smiled. “I’d been dangling my bare feet in the hydroponics pond. I figured having my boots in hand was close enough to in uniform.

“When the alarm went off, I knew it wasn’t a drill. I shoved my wet feet into my boots and took off for stations. Just before the hull was breached, I stepped on my loose shoelace and face planted. I was just lucky that all my important bits were on the safe side of the blast door when it dropped.”

“Mei, it wasn’t your fault, it was—”

“A stupid accident caused by me not being in proper uniform in an unsafe area.” Mei smiled. “I’m over it, and I’ve had these prostheses longer than I had legs.”

“If anyone had known the whole story, you would’ve been called ‘Laces’ instead of ’Stumpy.’ Or would that have been even more cruel?” Grenan asked.

“Eh, if your nickname isn’t at least a little cruel or embarrassing, then your comrades don’t like you. It’s still better than—”

“Hershey,” Grenan cut her off. “When you explained what the name meant I thought maybe everyone hated him, but he seemed to take it in stride.”

“Well, yeah. He probably still wished he had a better nickname already. Still, when you’re piloting a fighter mid-combat, a stomach bug strikes and you fill your flight suit, you gotta’ know a name’s coming.” Mei snorted. “I talked to him at Whitman’s memorial. He’s still not retired; running the new pilot training program.”

“Oh, Whitman…. If Whitman hadn’t been on station, you wouldn’t have made it.” Grenan raised her glass. “To Marcus ‘Aftershock’ Whitman, may he rest in peace.”

Mei touched her glass to Grenan’s. “To Doc Aftershock.” She took a sip, then asked, “Now that he’s gone, are you allowed to tell me why that became his nickname?”

Grenan’s lip raised above her needle-like teeth, her species’ equivalent of a smile. “After he put the tourniquets on, pumped you full of synth-blood, and put you into a medically induced coma, he took care of you until you were in pre-op on the hospital ship.

“For eleven hours, he was calm, efficient, and meticulous. After he handed you off to the surgical team, and was no longer responsible, he began to shake. He couldn’t stop shaking for hours, breaking into gasping sobs every few minutes. He kept it cool until he didn’t have to, then went into shock. Aftershock.”

“What about you?” Mei asked. “How did you handle it?”

“When Whitman told me not to look, I didn’t. I didn’t see you until after you came out of surgery. Cowardly, huh?”

“Nah, smart.” Mei stood. “I once promised you a human-style birthday party, now you’ve got one at your house to get to. Pretend to be surprised.”

Trunk Stories

Reeve’s Day

prompt: Write a story about two characters who surprisingly end up spending a holiday or event together.

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The woman who piloted the ship was in her mid-thirties, close to two meters tall, with broad, strong features, jet hair, deep brown eyes, and warm, golden-brown skin. Despite being human, the ship she piloted was of a sort no other human had ever seen. Sleek, with no visible seams or joins, no hint of door or portal, it tore its way across light years through an artificial wormhole.

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The woman who watched the customers coming and going from the cafe was fifty-four, 149 centimeters tall, with soft features in a pale, ivory face. Salt and pepper curls were carefully styled above pale, blue eyes. The plate in front of her sat half-finished, while she nursed her coffee. “It’s bullshit, you know,” she said.

The young waiter raised the coffee pot in question and his eyebrows in surprise. “What?”

“You asked how Reeve’s Day was going for me. I just said it’s bullshit.” She moved her coffee cup over to hint at a refill. “Instead of celebrating Howard Reeve’s birthday, we should be celebrating ‘Kahananui Day’ instead.”

He refilled her cup, no room for cream or sugar as she’d indicated on his first round. “What’s that?”

“Patricia Kahananui. She’s the technician that picked up the signal and convinced Captain Reeve to investigate.” She took the refilled cup and wrapped her hands around it as if to warm them. “It’s really too sad nobody remembers her sacrifice.”

“Did she — I mean, um — what happened to her?”

“She readied a relativistic probe to send toward the signal. Not that anyone on the ship would live long enough to see what the response would be, but they were going to send it anyway.” She took a sip of her coffee.

“Then what happened?”

“The official story is that she climbed into the probe to make some sort of adjustment, and there was a communications error. Whether that’s true or not, she was in the probe when it launched at a steady three gees acceleration for the next year according to the probe’s time, with another year of three gee reverse acceleration. And a theoretical maximum of twenty hours oxygen on board.”

“Oh.” The waiter seemed at a loss for words, mumbled an apology and moved on.

The alien ship exited the wormhole that closed behind it. One second there was nothing there, then a bright flash and a strange ship in low Earth orbit. The pilot waved her hand and lights on the smooth console shifted and flashed. She piloted this ship with subtle gestures, landing in the grassy patch behind a cafe. The ship set down amidst wildflowers and gawking stares of passersby.

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The pilot exited a door that seemed to materialize from the smooth side of the ship. She walked into the cafe and looked at the crowd. There were a few stools at the bar, but all the tables were occupied, one by only one woman. She made a beeline for that table, and asked the woman there, “May I sit here?”

“Sure. You look familiar.”

The pilot sat. “I do?”

The woman across the table from her nodded. “You from around here?”

The pilot smirked. “Yeah, but — that was a long time ago.”

“Sorry,” the woman said, setting down her coffee and extending a hand to shake. “Myra Jenkins.”

The pilot shook Myra’s hand. “Pleasure to meet you, Myra. Pat Kahananui.”

Myra laughed. “Right, right. Did the waiter put you up to this?”

“Who?”

Just then, the waiter came back to the table. “Would you like to order, ma’am?” he asked Pat.

“Three eggs, over easy, steak, rare, whole-wheat toast with lots of butter, and a pot of coffee, please,” she answered.

Myra eyed the pilot with suspicion until the waiter had poured her coffee and left. “Really, what’s your name?”

“Pat Kahananui. Patricia, actually, but I don’t go by that.”

“You were named after the technician?”

“No, I was named after my mother’s neighbor, but I am — or was — a technician on a research vessel.”

“Which one?”

“UHS Aurum.”

“While I appreciate the attempt at humor, Reeve’s Day pisses me off enough. Seriously, now who—”

“Reeve’s Day? What’s that?”

“Birthday of Captain Howard Reeve,” Myra said with a sneer.

“Why does he get a day?”

“My thoughts exactly.” Myra raised her coffee cup in salute and took another sip.

“I’m serious. Wait, what year is it?”

“What year? It’s 572.”

“Shit,” Pat muttered. “Sorry, sorry. I didn’t consider the relativistic effects of my little joy ride.”

“Your what?”

“It’s been long enough that it should all be declassified by now. Alien signals from hundreds of light-years away, then signals from far closer. I picked up on them, then convinced Howie to send a probe. He didn’t know I aimed it at the closer signal and packed enough oxygen and CO2 scrubbers to last me for a few days. I snuck in with the hope that the aliens would pick me up, and they did.” She stopped briefly, as the waiter delivered her heaping plate of food. “Of course, he wouldn’t know about that part.”

“The un-redacted story was the same as the official one. You crawled in to make an adjustment at the last minute, and there was a communications error that was undetected until after you’d launched. It was classified as an accident.”

“Huh,” Pat said. “I guess Howie didn’t want that on his record. I left him a note and told him he could declare me insane if he wanted.”

“Yeah, well, the official story is always just that. Anyway, relativistic effects would account for why you look so good for a hundred and seventeen, but if your story is true, how did you get back?”

Pat removed a disk from her jumpsuit and placed it on the table. “Security view of the Arrow, please.”

A holographic image of the sleek ship parked behind the cafe filled the air between the women. The crowd around it took pictures and video, and at least two law enforcement officers were on-scene trying to maintain order.

“You—you’re really her!”

“I’m, uh, just me,” Pat said around a mouthful of steak and eggs. “God, I missed this so much.”

“So, how come it took so long? Was it tens of light-years away?” Myra asked.

“Oh, no. The relativistic effects were entirely from the probe, and the fact that I aimed for the signal, which had been deflected around a black hole. When the aliens finally picked me up after three days, I don’t know how long that had been.”

Pat sipped at the coffee, savoring it with a soft hum. “I spent about ten years on their planet — learned their language, their version of calculus, and the physics of artificial worm-hole generation, and spent the last year building the Arrow — then took off for home three hours ago and got here just before I walked in. So, rough guess, I spent eighty-seven years your time around that damned black hole.”

“Three hours? So, they’re somewhere close?” Myra asked.

“Six-hundred-five light years away, give or take.”

“In three hours?”

“Wormhole.”

“And no relativistic effects from travel in the wormhole?”

“Negligible. About the same as the difference between being on Earth and being in orbit.”

Myra shifted in her seat, pushing her half-emptied plate to the end of the table. “You brought back the physics of faster-than-light travel, and a working prototype? Now, maybe they’ll listen and give you your own day.”

“Don’t want it. But if today is Howie’s birthday, it’s the twenty-eighth of December?”

“No, that was Saturday, but the holiday is always the Monday nearest. It’s the thirtieth.”

Pat ate three quarters of her meal before slowing down. “You never answered me, though.”

“Answered what?”

“Why did Howie get his own day?”

“Using the signal you picked up, he came up with a way to compress data for transmission. At first, it was just used for space exploration, but in time, it was applied to everything, everywhere. The one that gets trotted out the most is that stock trades happen in less than one percent of the time they used to take. Like gambling in nanoseconds is something to cheer.”

Pat looked at the small woman across from her. “What do you do?”

Myra sighed. “I teach middle school science. Not my first choice, but options for astrophysicists have been limited lately.”

A smile crossed Pat’s face. “Wanna take a ride in my ship? We can swing by Jupiter for a bit, then we’ll go set down at JPL and see if they have an opening.” She laid a hundred-year-old fifty-dollar bill on the table.

“That won’t work,” Myra said. She pulled out some North American Credits and laid them on the table. “I got your bill, in exchange for a ride.”

Trunk Stories

Tale of the Bonny Marie

prompt: Write a story that starts and ends in the same place.

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In the time before the devouring horde, humanity, thinking themselves alone, stretched out among the stars. They made barren worlds habitable, and in generations turned them into paradises. There was no part of the galaxy they considered off-limits.

When the first unmistakable, non-human, artificial signal caught their attention, humanity celebrated. They were no longer alone. While humans were still trying to work out how to respond, They showed up.

Hundreds of thousands of ships, joined together into a traveling city the size of a moon, materialized in a system where humans populated three planets and eight moons. Instead of attempts to communicate, the city broke apart into its constituent ships.

Like a swarm, the ships descended on the planets and moons. Large, rectangular processor ships hung in the sky above the descender ships.

Smaller cubic ships, a kilometer long on each side, headed to the ground and stripped everything they found. Any lifeforms they encountered stood no chance, whether plant, fungus, or animal, megafauna or bacteria. It didn’t matter to the machines that landed, burrowed down half a kilometer into the crust, then returned to the  processor, leaving behind a square crater. The processor ships handled nearly a thousand descenders every second, converting more than six hundred billion kilograms of material into waste. Everything from the descenders they didn’t keep, came out the back of the processor as a fine, dry powder that circled in the upper atmosphere, blocking out the light of the local star.

That was just the first of hundreds of systems the devouring horde stripped bare. Humanity scrambled to fight back. Every ship they destroyed was replaced in a matter of days and did little to slow the advance of the horde. Knowing what sort of signals to look for, humanity found the traveling city to be the only source of the signals, which made it possible to track their movements as they moved ever closer to humanity’s cradle.

The fastest ship in all of the human fleets was the Bonny Marie, said to be able to open a warp space so rapidly, and reaching so far across the stars, as to make reality weep. A converted heavy cargo ship, most of her cargo space taken up with her massive warp engines, she wasn’t as sightly as her name would suggest. Still, she was the only ship to ever pull warp from within a mere  handful of kilometers from the event horizon of a black hole. She was also the only ship ever to make it into, and back out of, the horde’s city of connected ships.

Still, even with her lightning-fast strikes, any damage the Bonny Marie did to the horde was like trying to empty an ocean with a coffee mug. That didn’t stop her crew from trying, though. With over a hundred landers and two processors confirmed destroyed, they harassed the horde from system to system. It was when the horde was closing in on Sol that the crew decided they needed to do something drastic.

Despite most of her cargo area being filled with the most overpowered engines, the Bonny Marie had more space yet to give. In humanity’s darkest hour, every available centimeter of her space was filled with multi-gigaton, three-stage hydrogen bombs. To this day, no one knows where they came from or how many there were. Some say they carried nine, others say thirteen, others say fifteen. However, all reports agree that they were all twelve gigaton yield, installed without the shielding due to space constraints, and all attached to a single trigger for concurrent detonation.

The Bonny Marie was waiting for the horde when they phased into the Sol system near Mars. They said their goodbyes to each other and warped into the structure of the devouring horde. At the center of the conglomeration was a massive pile of ore dust.

The captain gave his orders, the pilot took aim, the ship’s engines shuddered, and the Bonny Marie rammed into the pile of ore, triggering the fusion bombs. The flash of the initial fireball was visible on Earth, the fine dust ore that was not vaporized turned into radioactive shrapnel. Tens of thousands of the horde ships were destroyed in the initial blast, with tens of thousands more rendered inoperable as a result of either the EMP emitted by the blast or by heat and radiation.

It was still too little, too late for Mars, Luna, and Earth, although the weakened horde was slowed, allowing the evacuation of those bodies to continue for many months. It was only after the horde had stripped those bodies and left them in a cloud of the dust of their upper crust that the real damage the nukes had done became obvious.

The new ships they churned out from the irradiated ore failed often, some not even making their first flight from the traveling city. When the horde rejoined the city, almost back to full strength and emitting megacuries of gamma and alpha radiation, they attempted to use their phase-space propulsion to travel to the next system.

 Instead, a ripple washed over the horde city at the speed of light, barely perceptible. Behind it, the ships it had passed over exploded violently. Their cores were vaporized and the remnants ranged in size from the finest dust to small pieces less than two centimeters in diameter. For the second time, a calamity of the horde was visible from Earth, or would have been if there had been anyone there to see it, and they could see through the dust that blotted out the sun.

The remaining humans, listening for the sounds of the horde transmissions, heard silence for the first time in nearly two decades. Earth was wiped bare, but humanity had survived and destroyed the horde, the remnants of which have slowly spread out into a faint ring around the planet.

All the survivors have joined together again, and now we find no other signals. It is time for humanity to build new homes, new paradises for our children’s children. Alone again, we will spread out among the stars in our new ships that use the phase drives we learned from analyzing the horde.

It is with the greatest of honor that I christen humanity’s new flagship, the Bonny Marie 2. May she lead us to the stars and our uncertain, but promising, future.

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Speech by Admiral Marisol Cortez on the christening of the Bonny Marie 2, flagship of the Human Colonization Fleet.

Trunk Stories

Tapestry of a Life Well-Lived

prompt: Write about a mysterious guest who arrives at a party — but no one knows who they are.

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A great deal can be learned about a person by who they surround themselves with. The crowds at their parties show what kind of person they aspire to be. Their funeral crowd shows what kind of person they were.

When a gathering of the latter sort turns into the former, well, that’s just good wake planning. Of course, it helped that the deceased was well-loved by the sort of people who could subsume their grief long enough to celebrate the life they’d shared. The intoxicants probably helped, too. Probably more than anything else, if judged solely by the rate at which they were consumed at the wake.

It was into this intoxicated haze of laughter and tears, mirth and grief, and longing and fond remembrance that the stranger inserted themself. There were people from various parts of the life of Professor Jackson “Doc J” Washington, PhD. Students and colleagues from the university where he taught philosophy and comparative religion met leaders and members of local churches, synagogues, mosques, temples, groves, and covens. Current members and former graduates of the half-dozen programs for disadvantaged youths he founded got the opportunity to meet his family and friends.

His modest house was far too small for such a gathering, so it was fittingly held at the newly named Jackson Washington Community Center in his neighborhood. In the spacious multi-use room, the stranger moved from group to group. In some cases, they stood and listened, gleaning what they could about Doc J’s life. Other times, they asked for stories that the speaker would consider exemplified the professor’s true nature.

The conversations swirled around the room, weaving an intricate tapestry of a long life, well-lived.

“I was in the South City Youth Sports League all through grade school, middle school, and high school. When I was trying to figure out what I was going to do after graduation, he asked what university I was going to. When I told him I probably wouldn’t be able to, he took the time to help me apply for scholarships and hired me in the League as a coach and mentor.”

The life of a fighter for the rights and dignities of others.

“…the time he brought an entire high school orchestra to the state house and had them perform on the house floor before the vote on cutting funding for extracurriculars.”

A man who went out of his way to help those less fortunate.

“…he showed up to the black-tie faculty dinner in sweats because he’d spent the entire day helping the family of one of the community center kids move out of the shelter into a new apartment. They didn’t know he was the one that paid the deposits to get the utilities turned on.”

A man who could see beyond his own preconceived notions and experience the viewpoint of others.

“…and after defending Aquinas, he turned around in the next debate and ripped every one of those arguments apart.”

The life of someone who took personal risks.

“…but the fact that he testified after the death threats was the key that got that slumlord locked up for reckless endangerment and criminal threat.”

The life of someone who found joy in teaching, even when not teaching.

“…a shot for every logical fallacy. We got so drunk before they were even halfway through the debate.”

There was a conversation that caught the stranger’s attention. They focused in on it, lest they miss anything.

“I know I’m not supposed to speak ill of the dead, but….”

“But what?”

“That bastard should be here. He’d turn this party up to eleven!” The speaker broke down into heaving sobs. “I miss him so fucking much!”

A man who was deeply missed.

The stranger moved away to watch interactions as people began to move between the groups. They watched an imam in a lively but friendly conversation with a young woman wearing a pride badge. In one part of the room, one of the professor’s former colleagues seemed to be giving advice to a young man from the community center, who seemed to hang on her every word.

The professor’s wife stood on one of the tables and clinked a spoon against her glass. “I would like to say something.”

The room grew quiet, and the stranger watched in anticipation.

“J used to call himself a ‘theistic atheist or atheistic theist.’ While that is just the sort of logical oxymoron he loved, he explained it as, ‘I don’t believe in a higher power because of any rational or logical reasoning, but from a combination of childhood indoctrination, societal pressure, and wishful thinking. In other words, I like to think there might be a god or gods.’” She laughed and wiped a tear from her face.

A man who valued intellectual honesty above all.

“While I don’t believe myself, if anyone deserves an eternal afterlife in some heaven or other, it’s J.” She raised her glass. “To J!”

The crowd responded in kind, repeating the toast, “To J!”

“The life of a man who was deeply loved,” the stranger said to themself.

The stranger stepped out of the room and walked through a door on the far side of the hallway that disappeared behind them. They stepped into a liminal space, an endless plane of grey with an omnidirectional grey light. They looked at the man standing in the space. “Tell me, Jackson Washington, what you think you deserve in your afterlife.”

Dr. J rubbed his chin. “That’s hard to say. Based on which criteria?”

“Your own.”

“Well, as a rational, thinking being, I know it should be whatever is best for the most people and does the least harm. As a selfish being, however, I would prefer the lack of suffering and presence of pleasure or joy.”

The stranger’s form changed, from a nondescript, short, slight person to that of a pulsing light. “In that case, I have a proposal.”

“What proposal is that?”

“While this is not, perhaps, the afterlife you envisioned, your entire intellect, personality, and sense of self, have been uploaded into one of our devices. We are offering you a virtual existence where you will continue to be, and in turn, you will be tasked to teach us your philosophies and religions.”

“I’m in a simulation?” he asked.

“You will be. This space is not a simulation, per se, but an evaluation space.” The stranger dimmed and brightened as it spoke.

“Who, then, are you?”

The stranger changed shape again and looked like one of the aliens known as “grey” in the UFO community. “We are from another world,” they said. “We don’t look like this, but this is what your brain perceives as ‘aliens from space’ so, that is the visualization I will use.”

“Wouldn’t it be better to show me your true self?”

The stranger morphed into indescribable colors and non-Euclidean shapes that Dr. J was certain would give him a headache, if he still had a physical head. He removed his glasses and realized that didn’t help — or hurt — his eyesight.

Depending on which way he turned or tilted his head, the stranger’s shape morphed and changed in ways that defied what he knew of physics. After a few moments of that, Dr. J chuckled. “Okay, maybe the little grey alien is better. At least then I know where to look when I’m talking to you.”

The stranger changed back. “Have you considered the offer? If you wish, we will turn you off and erase your data from this device. I, however, am hopeful that you will accept, because I believe that we can learn a lot from you before we attempt full contact with humanity.”

Dr. J thought for a moment. “You know what? I’ll say yes — for now. As long as I have your assurance that if I change my mind, you’ll let me go.”

“Certainly.”

“How long will it take us to reach your world?”

“We’re already there.” The alien stranger nodded as the endless plane turned into a park-like setting. “Being creatures that exist in five, rather than just four, dimensions, we can easily fold spacetime to simply step from one place and time to another.”

“That’s some impressive power.” Dr. J sat on the lavender grass-like ground covering. “How are using that power to effect change for the better?”

The stranger joined him on the ground. “Beginning to teach already? I’m ready.”

Trunk Stories

Ambassador in a Pear Tree

prompt: Write a story that solely consists of dialogue. (No dialogue tags, actions, or descriptions. Just pure dialogue!)

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“They sent a juvie. A freshly molted breeder.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yeah, I’m sure. He even introduced himself as a male.”

“Hmm. He might be a breeder, but maybe they have male drones. Have you thought of that?”

“Well, no. I guess they could. But still….”

“What?”

“I mean, well, he’s all squishy. His carapace hasn’t hardened, and he molts it and grows a new one every day, sometimes twice or three times in a day.”

“Clothes. You’re talking about clothes. Did you even read the information packet?”

“I read it! I mean, sort of. … I skimmed through it … this morning.”

“Look here, in the packet, it says they put on clothes, coverings of cloth. It even says not to be alarmed if their coverings are changed multiple times in a single day.”

“Oh. But why?”

“Why? Because we’re supposed to have at least some idea of the ambassador we’re meant to work with.”

“No, I mean, why do they cover themselves with cloth?”

“I don’t know. I’ve been through the packet, but that part isn’t clear. I think it might be a religious thing.”

“They have religion?!”

“Why wouldn’t they?”

“I don’t know. I just thought that was an us thing. Besides, he’s a male. What would he need religion for?”

“Probably a drone, remember?”

“Yeah, I mean…. They’re just… weird, in a not good way.”

“Since you’ve seen him, tell me, what does he look like?”

“Ugh! Just, gross. I mean, a freshly molted drone or breeder is, you know, whatever, but he’s just disgusting.”

“You’re not explaining anything, and you’ve never seen a breeder, much less a freshly molted one.”

“Yes, I have. I used to work in the nursery with my clutch sisters.”

“I didn’t know that. Still, you haven’t described anything.”

“Okay. He’s got limbs for grasping and manipulating, and limbs for locomotion.”

“Yeah, so does everyone.”

“Separate. Limbs.”

“He can only grab things from one end and walk on the other? Or do they alternate?”

“No. I mean, imagine a grub. Now put it on end, with the head at the top. Then split the bottom third into two walking limbs and stick two grasping limbs on opposite sides of the thorax.”

“What about the other limbs?”

“That’s it.”

“Now you’re telling lies. The best circus performers can walk on three limbs…barely. It takes incredible strength and balance, but you’re saying they walk on just two.”

“All. The. Time.”

“You’re not kidding, are you?”

“I mean, I wish I was. I kept seeing him in my nightmare.”

“That bad, huh?”

“Yeah. Looking right at me with those two eyes.”

“Which two?”

“The only two he has!”

“Wait, four limbs, two eyes? Does he have a single antenna or something as well?”

“No antennae.”

“No…what in the name of the Great Mother?!”

“Well, I mean, I don’t think so, unless all the stuff on top of his head is millions of tiny antennae.”

“Ugh. Why did the Empress Mother agree to talks with these disgusting things? I mean, they can’t even emote without antennae.”

“I don’t know. I think they emote with their face.”

“What, like mandibles wide open in surprise or something?”

“No mandibles.”

“But how do they—”

“They have squishy faces that move around, and bits of bone behind soft, fleshy things around their mouth.”

“Bone?”

“I’m sure that’s what they are. I mean, he bared them at everyone he met. It’s like bits of their endoskeleton are sticking out inside their mouth.”

“You saw the inside of his mouth? How intimate! How did you stand being that close to him?”

“No, no, it’s not like that. With no mandibles to hide it, and with how big his mouth is, you can’t help but see inside when he talks.”

“Oof. Just stop. I think I’m going to be sick.”

“I mean, I almost lost my meal when I saw him yesterday, but that’s okay. I’ll stop talking about him.”

“Please do. I’m terrified of having to work with him now.”

“I mean, you could always ask for a transfer.”

“The Empress Mother would feed us both to the grubs.”

“Yeah. Especially since she’s been busy with her new breeders. I mean, she’s got thousands of soldiers in this clutch.”

“Along with twenty or thirty thousand drones.”

“Oh! There’s a new queen in the latest clutch!”

“You listen to too many unsubstantiated rumors.”

“Two of my clutch sisters still work in the nursery. They said the queen grub is twice as fat as any of the others. They had to move her away from the soldier and drone grubs, since she’s so fat she can’t move or even eat without help.”

“Aww, she sounds so cute!”

“Did you want to see a picture?”

“How did you get—?”

“Clutch sisters in the nursery. Take a look.”

“Oh, Great Mother, she’s so cute I can’t stand it.”

“Look, look! You can already see all twelve eyes.”

“I think I may faint from how adorable she is.”

“Isn’t she just, though?”

“Quick, put it away, I hear someone coming.”

“Done.”

“Wait, is that…?”

“Oh, Mother, it is. Act like you didn’t see him.”

“Too late. What is he doing?”

“He’s showing his mouth bones and wagging a grasping limb at us.”

“Doing what?”

“He calls it waving. Just do it back.”

“He’s showing more of his mouth bones. Do I have to keep looking at him?”

“I think we’re okay to look away now. It seems like he’s in a hurry to go somewhere.”

“Thank the Great Mother! It looks like he’s going to fall over at any second. It’s giving me vertigo.”

“Now you see what I mean by weird, and not in a good way?”

“I do. That’s disturbing. Huh, do you smell that?”

“Fruit, but I’m not sure what kind. I mean, mixed fruit for soldier meals, maybe?”

“Maybe, but they wouldn’t be carrying it anywhere near here.”

“Don’t look up. He’s coming back.”

“Too late. He’s wagging his limb again. What is he carrying?”

“I mean, looks strange, but smells sweet.”

“Howdy, ladies! I’m Steve, the new ambassador from Earth. Y’all are pretty. You remind me of my red-knee —. I heard y’all like fruit, and want you to have these — from the tree I brought with me.”

“I… uh, thank you.”

“Got to run. See you ladies tomorrow morning!”

“Did you understand what he said?”

“With that accent? Not even close. I mean, where’s the translator?”

“There were a couple words I didn’t catch. He called us pretty, said we look like some red-kneed something or other, and gave us these fruits he grows on a tree that he brought with him.”

“I can’t help it, I have to try this. I mean, it’s so….”

“Wow, this is lovely. You know, even though he looks a little, disgusting, I think I could get used to this.”

“I mean, maybe he’s not that disgusting after all.”

Trunk Stories

He Doesn’t Bite

prompt: Write a story about someone confronting their worst nightmare.

available at Reedsy

The katakat law officer, like others of her kind, stood just over four feet tall, fine-boned and slender. Covered as they were in green and yellow feathers with a red beak and large eyes set to either side of their head, humans tended to call them ‘parakeets’, ‘keets’ for short.

Unlike their nickname sakes, however, katakats had arms ending in hands with disturbingly long fingers. The officer’s fingers at that moment twirled a set of dull grey cuffs. While she puffed up her chest to appear in control of the situation, those fingers trembled and the feathers on her neck stood out in alarm.

She was to arrest a human. One of those dangerous apes from a remote arm of the galaxy. This was the day she dreaded might come and hoped to never have to live to see. She’d never met one of them, but she knew they were larger, heavier boned, densely muscled creatures with predatory eyes and diet. The stories she never hoped to verify terrified her.

Living up to their reputation as blood-thirsty savages, this one had claimed an emergency and docked at the station in a ship bristling with weapons. Carried within, the ship held a quantity of explosives that, if set off, would vaporize the ship and a huge portion of the station with it.

The pilot stood next to his vehicle. He was grimy, with oil and grease stains on his jumpsuit, boots, hands, and face. Slung across his shoulder was an emergency oxygen tank, now depleted as evidenced by the open valve and no sound of gas escaping the mask that hung from his neck. Whether it was a real emergency or manufactured to gain access to the station would be determined by the investigators.

“Pilot Silas Roberts,” she said, challenging the beast of a man in front of her, “I am placing you under arrest for the transport of dangerous goods to a civilian station.”

“I figured as much,” he said. He turned his back to her and put his hands behind his back. “I won’t fight it. I don’t bite … unless you ask nicely.”

The cuffs barely closed around the large wrists of the man. Her sensitive fingers felt the rough texture of his hands, as though humans had built-in work gloves. The solidity and weight of his limbs caught her full attention. She hoped the cuffs would hold. Maybe there was something sturdier in the station’s garrison.

“Ma’am,” he said, “if you wouldn’t mind, what’s your name?”

“Officer Takara,” she said. “Follow the yellow lights on the floor. We’re going to the garrison. Don’t try anything. I’m armed and not afraid to use it.”

“Yes, ma’am,” Silas said. “You’re in charge here.”

As they walked, Takara asked, “I know humans love war, but who are you fighting that you need all those weapons and explosives?”

Silas laughed. “Ain’t fighting nothing but asteroids. I’m a buster for a mining operation.”

“But all those weapons—”

“Wait,” he cut her off, “I’ll explain, after you. What did you mean that humans ‘love war?’”

The tone of his voice raised the feathers on her face and neck, sending a shiver of fear down her spine and raising the feathers on the way down. Her hand tightened on the grip of her stunner, and she took an involuntary step back from him.

Silas stopped and bowed his head. “I apologize for my tone, Officer Takara. I just… I get fed up with hearing about how dangerous and scary humans are. We’re all just people trying to make our way.”

Takara regained her composure and got them moving again. “I know about humans,” she said, “well, I mean, I hear stories.”

“The best stories can tell the worst lies, ma’am.” Silas shook his head. “I’m not saying there’s no dangerous humans, because there are. Plenty that I wouldn’t want to face alone. But isn’t it the same for everyone?”

“The same how?”

“I mean, aren’t there dangerous ’keets out there too? Like that weird cult that was doing medical experiments on kids?” He sighed. “I’d like to sic some of those dangerous humans on ’em.”

“Fine. I will concede that there are dangerous persons of all species.” She relaxed the grip on her stunner. The human continued to cooperate and not make any threatening gestures. “That still doesn’t explain the explosives and weapons.”

“Right,” he said. “What do you know about asteroid mining?”

“Not much.”

“Well, I’m a buster. Our job is break apart large, metallic asteroids into smaller pieces that can be managed by a processor ship.

“We do that by drilling holes in the asteroid, planting explosives, getting the hell outta the way and blowing it up. Then we fly around the expanding cloud of debris and push it towards the processor. The guns are for breaking the chunks that are still too big, and to protect our ass from any rogue pieces that wanna take a bite outta the ship.”

“I see. It seems….” She stopped herself before she said something else that might annoy or anger the human.

“Dangerous?” he asked. “It is, but that’s why it pays so good.”

She had stopped herself from saying it was inefficient but let him believe that she meant dangerous. As they neared the garrison, the noise of a fight reached their ears and the yellow line on the floor turned red. The sounds of multiple stunners discharging in the garrison put her on high alert, her stunner drawn and aimed at the garrison doors on instinct.

One of the doors buckled and flew open into the hallway, opposite to the direction it was meant to open. Two katakats, brandishing stunners and wearing police armor over civilian clothes stepped into the hallway. Seeing Takara, they swung their stunners towards her even as she fired both of her charges at them. The armor made it ineffective, but Takara wasn’t wearing any.

Silas stepped in front of her and with a jerk of his arms snapped the cuffs off. “Stay behind me!” He ran toward the armed duo, not even flinching at the four stun shots they unloaded on him.

He punched one in the beak, cracking it and sending his head snapping to the side, knocking him out cold. He turned toward the second who had raised another stunner and shot Takara.

The stunned officer dropped to the deck hard. Silas reached out and grabbed the second katakat and pulled so hard it dislocated the katakat’s shoulder, making him drop the stunner.

As officers in uniform swarmed into the hall to take the two back into custody, Silas returned to Takara and knelt beside her. “Officer Takara, are you hurt?”

“Can’t move,” she said. “Should wear off soon.”

“Is it okay if I carry you into the garrison?”

“Fine.”

Silas lifted her as if she weighed nothing. Takara marveled at how gentle he was, especially given the scene she’d just witnessed. “The cuffs.”

“Sorry, but I thought it more important to stop dangerous people,” Silas said. “I can buy you a new pair.”

“No. You could’ve just … any time … and yet you ….”

He did that strange thing humans did with their soft faces they call a smile. “I told you, you’re in charge, and I’m willing to pay whatever fines. I just needed a place to dock since I was losing my oxygen.”

“I think I believe you,” she said. “I’ll put in a word with the investigators.”

“Thank you, Officer Takara. I have the busted valve in my pocket anyway, since I need to find a replacement.” He laid her gently on the first clear table he saw. “Somebody help! She was hit with a stunner.”

Other officers came around to administer first aid but waited until he had stepped well clear of her. Takara huffed. “He doesn’t bite, you know. Unless you ask nicely.”