Tag: fantasy

Trunk Stories

Publicly Secret

prompt: Write a story about a secret group or society.

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They were always there, watching, waiting for the moment they needed to step in and fulfill their vow to keep The Secret. Alec hadn’t expected it to come so soon, though.

He’d been introduced to them a year prior, after what he’d learned was three years of research and vetting of him as a candidate. Professor Miriam Dragostine had made the invite. After three years of an increasingly weird university experience, he was ready to peek behind the curtain.

Less than a month after induction, Alec was called to an emergency meeting, not by the professor, but by the Knight General. He knew her only by voice, but she was there, at the university, along with the rest of the brothers and sisters.

Miriam met him at the door hidden at the back of the boiler room, unlocking it as he approached. “Alec.”

“Professor,” he nodded.

“Not here, Knight Commander, Sister or just Miriam,” she reminded him.

“Sorry, old habits.” He stepped in and she followed, closing the door behind her. He looked around the ornate lounge, a dozen people already in attendance, nearly half wearing hooded robes. “Am I late?”

“No. We’ve been going over this for hours before we decided to call general assembly. You’re the first to show.”

“But … the door?” Alec asked.

“Because you don’t have a key yet.” Miriam smiled. “It’s being made. I should have it to you by the end of the week.”

Alec looked at the key she held. At first glance it looked like an ordinary high-security key. The reflections as it turned, though, showed it had an intricate design of hair-thin holes and engravings that joined them in a constellation of design.

“Works for every door to a Temple.” She put the key in her pocket. “Our temples, that is.”

Others arrived, in ones and twos over the next hour. Aside from the five that were robed, everyone in attendance looked like any average person walking in off the street.

A small woman with greying brown hair and light brown eyes broke off her conversation with those wearing robes and stood. “Exalted Knights of The Secret Way,” she called out.

All those seated, except for the robed ones, stood. The entire standing assemblage snapped to attention. “The Knights hear and answer, Knight General,” they called out in unison.

“We have a dilemma.” She motioned to the robed figures, still seated. “The Knight Commanders and I have been trying to find a solution, but so far have failed.”

The Knight General turned to the cluster of robed individuals. “Agarta, would you like to explain the situation to the Knights?”

One of the robed figures stood, smaller than the Knight General, and nodded at her. “Certainly, Jess. I will try to be brief.” Her accent was unplaceable.

She pulled back her hood, revealing sun-bronzed skin, dark brown hair with sun-bleached ends, and tall, pointed ears. The others pulled off their hoods. Different shades of skin, hair, and eyes, and variation in the size and shape of their ears, but all were pointed.

“My name is Agarta, and I represent the kingdom of Samal. My associates represent the nations of Currander, Bridgeborn, Frantos, and the city-state of Lesser Mount Vault,” she introduced as each nodded in turn. “We are here to ask your aid. An illness is spreading, and the only available treatment is here in your world.”

Agarta crossed her arms, and her gaze fell to the patterned carpet. “If we don’t get treatment for the currently ill … fast … and vaccinate a major portion of the population, we run the risk of extinction.” She raised her head and turned to the Knight General. “I’ll let you take it from here, Jess.”

“We have a duty to maintain The Secret, that our world and theirs are connected and magic is very real, just not here. Although it isn’t written in the Rites and Orders, I feel we also have a duty to aid and protect our magical cousins.”

She clapped her hands once, the sound sharp and cutting through the sudden murmur. “We’ve already tried taking antibiotics and vaccines through to their world. Crossing over does the same thing to them as bringing magic potions here; turns it inert.

“I’ll leave you all to converse among yourselves and to meet our friends. Any ideas, pass them on to your commander. We’ll reconvene in two hours to discuss possible solutions.” She snapped to attention and all the Knights followed suit. “Knights, ho!”

“Ho!” they called out in unison before breaking into groups of conversation.

Alec looked at the crowds around the elves. “Prof … Miriam,” he asked, “are the Knights connected?”

“Connected to what?”

“Like, Hollywood, politicians, stuff like that?”

“Probably, at least tangentially. Why?”

“I might have an idea, but I need to figure out if it’s even feasible before I bring it up.” Alec pulled his phone out of his pocket. “I’m going heads-down to do some research. When I have something more concrete, I’ll find you.”

Alec spent time researching on his phone, stopping every few minutes to ask questions of whoever happened to be nearest him at the moment. He typed away on his phone for several long minutes before jumping up and making a beeline for Miriam.

He explained his ideas, got her feedback, and followed her around, taking notes on his phone as she led him from Knight to Knight, filling in details. By the time the two hours ended, Alec had gotten to the point where he was going over the same calculations for the third and fourth time.

The Knight Commanders talked with the Knight General for a few minutes before she clapped once and the commanders all said, “Aye.”

“We have an idea from our newest Knight. Alec, please share the plan.” The Knight General stepped aside and motioned for Alec to take her place.

Alec cleared his throat. “Okay, um, I’ll start with a little explanation of my thinking. When I first saw the elves, I thought of cosplayers and conventions. But there’s no way we could stretch a convention long enough to do what we need.

“However, a large space is the only thing that would make this possible. Handling a few dozen vaccinations a day in a cabin in the mountains would take years, assuming we could even get in front of it.

“That’s when it hit me. There’s an abandoned mall fifteen minutes from here, and a bunch of people dressed like elves would not seem out of place for this.” Alec began scrolling through his phone. “The cost to put a temporary privacy fence around the mall—”

“Brother Alec,” the Knight General interrupted, “you can connect to the screen so we can all see.” She pointed at the bookcase that slid down into the floor to expose the large screen monitor.

Once connected, Alec continued. “I’ve figured the costs for putting up a privacy fence, plus a one-year lease of the entire property with a renewal option. We’ll need some equipment to pull it off, but this will work.”

He showed them through his flowcharts, graphs, and diagrams, how they could treat up to 600 of the sick at a time, and vaccinate two to four thousand a day. The plans included how many trucks of supplies would need to arrive each day, how much catering, and how many people would need to be working around the clock.

Alec paused, then looked up from his phone. “I know our mandate is to protect The Secret, but I think the best way to do it in this case is by being publicly secretive.”

He put the mall floor plan up on the screen and moved closer to point out his thoughts. “If we move two gates to the elves’ world here and here, in the old Macy’s,” he said, “we can process as many as four thousand vaccinations a day, if we keep entry flowing this direction to what used to be the housewares department and back out through garments. Notice that it leaves us a clear shot to the center of the main concourse, and we have three other major stores right there, all two-story, that we can use for our temporary hospital.”

He switched to a view of the docks. “We can bring supplies in here, including the lights, cameras, computers, stage sets, and green screens that we’ll use to block off viewing into the hospital and vaccine ward. We’ll also make that our only entrance and exit from outside the mall.

“The public story is that we’re making a movie. The working title is Elves, and we’ll need a script, but it should be a dog. We won’t actually make a movie, of course, but it should look, from the outside, like someone’s pet Hollywood production that exists only to lose money and be a tax shelter. That gives us plausible deniability for anything other than spending a year making a movie. All this relies, of course, on a covert supplier for the vaccine.”

Alec disconnected his phone. “That’s … all I’ve got so far.”

There was a long pause while everyone thought about what he’d just shown. Then, as if a switch had been flipped, suggestions started flowing, along with lots of, “I know a guy,” and “I can get ahold of one of those.”

The Knight General clapped her hands loud enough to silence the room. “Brother Alec, Sister Miriam, this is your operation as of this moment. I will create an LLC for the production company that will handle all the financial details. Let’s plan on having the lease secured and a construction company to put up the fences by the end of the month.

“Before you get too far into this, though, Brother Alec has not had his mal magicum vaccination and will need to cross with the elves to get that. We don’t want you breaking out in spark-shooting chicken pox. Is that something we can handle today?” she asked, turning to Agarta.

“Absolutely, Jess. I would like to speak with the young man some more to get details about what medical cadre we will need to provide, and how we should prioritize the vaccination rolls.”

Alec looked to his side where Miriam wore a satisfied smile. “I knew you were a good pick,” she said. “So, who’s the director? Maybe we could get Robert Rodriguez.”

“Is he a Knight, too?” he asked.

“Is he? Couldn’t tell you even if I knew,” she answered.

Trunk Stories

A Problem for Later Me

prompt: Tell a story using a series of diary or journal entries.

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7/4/4 KC (21st Day, 4th Moon, 4th Year of King Creshal)

It’s still weird to write the date as KC. I keep wanting to write 1094 QE. Queen Elspeth ruled 1090 years; longer than anyone before. Old as she was, and stuck in her fashion sense, we still loved her.

HRH Creshal is her opposite in a lot of ways. He dresses in current fashion, but he’s just a sort of stick-in-the-mud personality-wise. That’s enough of bashing the royals for this entry. On to the good stuff.

I finally got my approval to visit Aramantia. Well, approval from here in Gell, but I’m still waiting on the mountains of paperwork I filled out at their embassy to be approved. I hope it shows up soon, my train leaves on 16/5.

I lined up a place to stay there. It’s a hostel that caters to women only. Not because I’m scared of them or anything, it’s just the cheapest place I could find. The exchange rate for the florin is crap right now, so I have about 3/4 of what I thought I would have for this trip.

It’s to be my last hurrah before I begin working as an accountant for the next few hundred years. I wanted to go into medicine, but there’s no free training for that, and without generational wealth it’s out of reach.

14/5/4 KC

The king gave a speech today about strengthening our borders and blah-blah-blah, isolationist dog-whistles. Then more blathering about increasing our military industry and maybe bringing back the draft. He was dressed in a designer leaf-core suit, all bright colors and flowers, while talking about building war machines and increasing the size of the army. How out of touch can a person be?

I don’t care. I got my paperwork from Aramantia. Talk about cutting it close to the root. It came with a welcome packet of stuff like where to exchange foreign money. The sample of their exchange rates looks better than what I could get here. I even checked it against the rates on the date printed on the page, and it was a lot better than what the banks here were offering.

The welcome packet was probably six times fatter than it needed to be, since it’s printed in a dozen languages. They even included calendar converters. Instead of thirteen, they only have twelve moons, “months” they call them, but they have like 30 or 31 days for most instead of 28.

I have to pack. It would be nice if Marli or Constance would come and help, but I shouldn’t expect it, I guess. Ever since I said I was planning this trip, all my friends started pulling away. I didn’t expect those two to leave me, though.

It hurts not having them there when I go out and people talk about, “she’s so tall,” and “her ears are so short.” Whenever they’d call me a “half-breed” or some such thing, Marli and Constance would step in and set them straight. I don’t think I’m mixed, but even if I was, why should that matter?

15/5/4 KC

Tomorrow is the day! The day I leave on my trip. I ended up staying up most of the night packing. 

I tried calling Marli and Constance, but both of them have blocked my number. Marli’s number even gave me a message that said, “Blocked because you’re a traitor!” At least my neighbors are nonjudgmental enough to keep track of my mail while I’m gone and water my plants.

I’m trying to decide if I want to wear something comfortable or dressy tomorrow. I’ll either wear my running outfit or go full leaf-core with a flowy, flower-print skirt, sandals, and a color-splatter top.

They’re both laid out. Tomorrow me can make the choice. Today me is going to order some takeout and go to bed early.

16/5/4 KC

I didn’t write anything in here on the train, since every time I tried, I got motion sickness. Anyway, the hostel is nice, and everyone here is really into my clothes. I guess leaf-core hasn’t gotten here. As if it ever would.

Where I’m tall and have short ears at home, here in Aramantia — the Republic of Aplya as they call it here — I’m shorter than most women, and everyone keeps commenting on my “long, pointed ears,” and how “cute” I am.

I’ve only been here for about six hours, but I think I’ve been misled about what I would find here. My whole life, I’ve been told that humans are brute animals, only focused on war. As if their role in the War of Kingdoms was the only thing they’ve ever done. I mean, that ended seventy years ago, in 1022 QE.

Yeah, if it hadn’t been for the humans joining in, and supplying equipment to us and the trolls, the orcs would’ve taken over the continent. They bombed the shit out of us for three years and our best strikes back were weak in comparison. The deciding factor of the war was human industry.

I decided that since I understand enough of the language, I should see what the human news is talking about. It seems that HRH Creshal is actually in the middle of a deal with the humans to buy tanks, anti-aircraft missiles, and some fighter-bomber jets. So much for all his talk of Gellic industry.

Of course, they’re also talking about the buildup of the trolls north of Gell, and how ill-prepared we elves are for war. The news people place the blame solely on the king, as he closed all the human military installations and airbases.

He can’t be blamed, though. Parliament passed it, based on a referendum vote to disengage from the humans that happened just a year before the queen died. I think the idiots running the conservative party are to blame for all of it.

Sadie and Ally, a couple of the other women in the hostel, are watching the news with me and asking if I’m here because of the trolls. I explained that I’ve always wanted to visit, and the timing just worked out the way it did.

21/5/4 KC

I’ve gotten hooked on social media. There’s a thing called Lupr (like, looper) that’s just a bunch of short videos of a minute or less. We can’t get that in Gell, but my phone handles it fine while I’m here — with a new SIM card, anyway.

Sadie and Ally, who are staying here long term like me, are trying to convince me to do a “Ten Shocking Things About Humans I Didn’t Know” video. I don’t know if I will, but I started keeping track of them.

· Human hairstyles are not all designed to show off and enhance their ears. In fact, humans with large ears might even try to hide them.

· Tipping is common. I don’t know if it’s a human thing or strictly a Aplyan thing, but they tip everyone here: servers, baristas, barbers and stylists, taxi drivers, even ride share drivers.

· They are some of the friendliest and most open people I’ve ever met. Waiting for public transport, they’ll just start up a conversation.

· Related to that: they make friends like elves make cups of tea. You talk to a human once you’re still a stranger, twice you’re an acquaintance, and the third time you’re a friend. That’s what it seems like to me, anyway. Sadie and Ally seem to consider me a friend. They even call me Els for short. I like it better than Elspeth.

·  Humans are way more up front about romance and sex. I’ve been propositioned dozens of times since I’ve been here, but not all of them have been comfortable. Sadie had to chase off a few of the guys, and one pushy woman. She’s a mixed martial arts fighter, whatever that is. It seems to scare them off.

· The food. Oh, all the gods. The food is so varied, and complex. They have produce from all over the world, along with cooking techniques and dishes just as varied. I’m afraid I’ll get fat here, if I’m not careful.

There’s lots more, of course, but those are the ones I could  think of right off the tip of my ears.

Tonight, we’re going out to see a movie in 3D. Something about giant robots and monsters or something, I don’t know.

22/5/4 KC

The movie was bad. So bad. But so good, too. I don’t know how to explain it. While it was going, I was hooked. At no point could I look away from the disaster on the screen. After I walked out and thought about it, though, it stopped making sense. If Dr. Evans had just told everyone what was going on, they could’ve resolved it in the first ten minutes, before the entire coastline was turned to rubble and ash.

I had to show my ID to get in, and the guy selling the tickets got excited when he saw my passport and visa. He said it’s a permissible work visa, and if I want a job, to come back and apply. I think I might, since my money won’t last for the entire time I’m here.

Ally wants me to go on a “blind date” with her cousin tonight. I thought that meant that we wouldn’t see each other, but it just means we don’t see each other before the date. She says he’s a good guy and won’t fetishize me. I think she just wants someone to go on a double-date with her, since it’s a first date for her.

Another thing to add to the list.

· Humans don’t do arranged marriages or have a reproductive health department to tell them who they can and can’t boink. (Sadie’s word. I think it’s funny and I like it.)

2/6/4 KC – 13 May, 2025

What a busy week! I’ve been out with Malcom three times now, and he’s every bit as charming and sweet as Ally said. Wish I could say the same for her date, but Sadie, Malcom, and I sat with her after that first night, eating ice cream and talking shit about her date. It turned bad almost right away, with some racist remarks about “my kind” being a drain on human society.

Malcom immediately told her to shut up, in far more colorful language. Ally didn’t put up with it any more than her cousin and then caused a scene that got us all thrown out of the restaurant. I haven’t encountered that anywhere else, but Sadie has warned me that there are more people like that out there.

Malcom says that he’ll always stand up for me, whether we’re friends or more — or even enemies. It’s sweet, but I think the gym woman could’ve wiped the floor with him. He’s small for a human man, but his heart is huge.

I’m getting used to the human calendar. Malcom’s been helping me with that and helping me improve my Aplyan. He talked me into doing a DNA test, since he got a two-for-one offer and Ally already had hers done.

In the meantime, I’m working at the movie theater three days a week for pocket money. It’s a fun place to work, and I can watch any movies I want, and can even bring a plus-one. I’ll try to bring Malcom, Sadie, and Ally to one movie a week, each.

27 May, 2025 – 14/6/4 KC

Malcom showed me my DNA results. I am mixed. My father, who died in the war, was at least one-half human. I never knew, and I don’t think my mother did, either. If she was still around, I could ask her. As Sadie said when I talked about her death, “fuck cancer.”

Malcom is an immigration lawyer. It means he makes terrible money compared to other lawyers, but he knows all the ins and outs of what it takes to move here permanently.

I only bring that up because there’s a special provision for part-humans. I can get a scholarship to one of the universities, and on gaining a degree, can apply for citizenship. It means I could study medicine, like I wanted to, but couldn’t afford to at home.

The more time I spend here, the less I want to leave. I’m picking up an extra shift at the theater in order to build up enough money to decide at the end of my visa whether to ship all my stuff here or go back home. Is it really home without Marli and Constance, though?

I splurged on a couple calls on my new SIM. Both of them hung up as soon as they heard my voice and then I got a “blocked” notification. Future me can figure it out. Today me has a shift at the theater to get to.

30 July, 2025

I’ve made up my mind. I’m applying to the University to study medicine. It’s 9 or 10 years of study, but I have time. I’m trying to find a place to live that’s not too far from the University, which happens to be close to the theater anyway. Ally’s decided she wants to stay here, too, so we’re looking for a place we can share.

Malcom offered space for both of us at his place, but I don’t want to put that kind of pressure on the relationship. Yeah, relationship. Never thought I’d be interested in a man that is not only forty years younger than I, but human to boot. Of course, he still chuckles when he remembers how old I am, since he says that when we go out, it looks like he’s “robbing the cradle.”

15 August, 2025

Ally and I moved into our apartment. I meant to make a note last week about Sadie. She left the hostel to go on the fight circuit. She showed me some video of her matches from last year, including going toe-to-toe with an orc woman a head taller than her.

She’s so nice, but she looks scary in her fights. The fights are brutal. She lost to the orc, but not by knockout or submission, by just a couple points.

At the end of the fight, they hugged and laughed like they were best friends. Another thing to add to the listicle I’m not going do, I guess.

Classes start on 8 September, and I’ve already got my schedule and got things switched around at work so I can work around my classes. Ally got a work-from-home job on her computer. I have to remind her to log off in the evenings, or she’ll get so locked in her head that she’ll work until midnight.

Malcom is taking me out for a fancy dinner tonight and even bought me an evening gown to wear. I wasn’t going to accept it, but Ally piled on and talked me into it. She’s logging off early to help me get ready.

15 August, 2025

I almost asked Malcom to marry me. We haven’t been seeing each other very long, but — scratch that.

At dinner, Malcom told me he has every intention of marrying me and showed me the engagement ring. He said he wants to spend the rest of his life with me, but he knows that it would be just a short part of my life.

He doesn’t want to put me in a position where I feel obligated, so he said he’d wait for me to ask him, and if I never do, he understands. He also said that if it was too much, too soon, and I wanted to walk away for a minute, a day, a week or even forever, he understands.

He was so sincere when he said that his own desires were second to my happiness, that I almost asked him right then and there. What the hell? I’m not sure, yet, but I think I will — later. Maybe after I get my degree. Or after the first year. Maybe the first quarter. That’s a problem for later me. Right now me is too tired to think and too wired to sleep.

Sadie’s fight is online. I’ll watch that, then scroll Lupr until I sleep or pass out or whatever comes first.

Trunk Stories

Bucket List

prompt: Write a story with the aim of making your reader laugh.

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“I haven’t, but it’s on my bucket list.”

– “Wot’s a bucket list?”

“You ogres have no culture at all, do you?”

– “You wot? We gots a lots of culture.”

“Like what?”

– “Like da Log Drum Festival.”

“What’s that?”

– “You don’t know wot a log drum is?”

“Of course, I know what a log drum is. A hollow log you beat with a stick.”

– “Right. Dat.”

“The festival, what is it?”

– “Oh. We builds a bonfire, beat on da log drums, dance around, and den go kill somefing to frow in the fire for eats.”

“One festival hardly makes a culture.”

– “Dere’s also da Skin Drum Festival.”

“The same thing, only with skin drums?”

– “No. Totally different.”

“Really? Is there a bonfire?”

– “Yeah.”

“And you beat on the skin drums?”

– “Yeah.”

“Dancing?”

– “Yeah.”

“Then you kill something, cook it in the fire and eat it?”

– “Exactly.”

“It’s the same thing!”

– “No! Totally different. Skin drums is not log drums, so not da same fing at all!”

“I’d sigh in exasperation, but you wouldn’t get it.”

– “Get wot?”

“Never mind. Any other cultural festivities?”

– “Oh! Children Drum Festival.”

“No. Tell me you don’t beat on children.”

– “Of course not. Da children beat on da drums.”

“Oh. Bonfire, dancing, and then you kill something, yada yada yada?”

– “Yeah.”

“Do you have any festivals that don’t involve killing something?”

– “Da Chieftain’s Festival.”

“Bonfire, drums, and dancing?”

– “Yeah.”

“Then what happens?”

– “Da chieftain shares da meat he brung for da feast.”

“Is there any cultural thing you do that doesn’t involve a bonfire, drums, dancing, and optionally very fresh meat cooked in that same bonfire?”

– “Da Midwinter Festival.”

“No bonfire?”

– “No. Too cold. We has it in da community center place.”

“Drums?”

– “No. Too loud inside.”

“Food?”

– “Yeah. Potluck.”

“Okay, that’s a little better, I guess. Then what?”

– “We plays bingo!”

“Ugh. Do ogres have any cultural things? More … highbrow. Like poetry, music that isn’t just drums, plays, anything?”

– “I told you. We plays bingo. We also plays hopscotch a lots.”

“Hopscotch? Surprising, that. But plays, like Shakespeare’s Hamlet or Romeo and Juliet?”

– “I ain’t played dose. Dey fun?”

“Forget it. Look, I’m just trying to find some kind of cultural connection here. What about clothes? Like, this kilt I’m wearing is Scottish, like me, and the pattern is my clan tartan.”

– “We has fancy clothes, too. Dis is my festival dress. I dressed up for you.”

“It certainly is a lovely brown.”

– “And look, I can wear like we does when festival start.”

“Oh, you can just pop those right out, can’t you?”

– “Better for hopscotch, see?”

“Don’t injure yourself.”

– “Feels good when dey is loose.”

“It, uh, looks rather mesmerizing, although perhaps dangerous.”

– “You funny little human. Not dangerous. I protects you.”

“Oh, that’s sweet. I…uh…can’t breathe…you’re squeezing too tight…and I’m right between your….”

– “Dat’s all da protects you get for now.”

“Thank you.”

– “So, wot is bucket list?”

“It’s a list of things I’d like to do before I kick the bucket.”

– “Why you kick da bucket? It leaks?”

“Not a literal bucket. It’s a euphemism for dying. You know what a euphemism is, right?”

– “I know euphemism. It’s wen da youf say one fing but mean another when dey being sneaky.”

“Not…exactly, but close enough, I guess.”

– “You sick? You looks healfy.”

“No, I’m not sick. I’m healthy and doing well.”

– “Den why you dying?”

“Oh, I’m not — at least not any time soon, I hope.”

– “Den why da bucket list?”

“It’s just things I think I’d like to try while I’m able. If I do them now, while I’m young and healthy, I won’t look back someday when I am dying and regret not doing them.”

– “Dat’s a good idea. I fink maybe I could makes bucket list and do fun stuff.”

“What are you — oh, your dress has pockets. I guess that counts as culture.”

– “Needs pockets for carry extra meats home.”

“Indeed. I see you have pencil and paper in there, although it appears stained.”

– “And dese.”

“Oh, yes, those would come in handy at a festival.”

– “Okay. I started bucket list.”

“What did you put on it?”

– “Is private.”

“My apologies. I didn’t mean to pry.”

– “Wot cultures you got?”

“We have the Highland Games, where we compete in traditional sports like caber-toss, listen to traditional bagpipe music, and eat traditional foods, like haggis. My favorite, though, is Scotch eggs for breakfast.”

– “No bonfire?”

“Not usually, no.”

– “Boring. Wot else?”

“Poetry. Of course, there’s Robert Burns … but there’s others as well.”

– “Robert burns wot? Bonfires?”

“No, no. That’s his name, Robert Burns.”

– “Dumb name if he not burns somefing. Anyfing else?”

“Highland music; the bagpipes and the….”

– “Drums?”

“Uh, yeah, the bagpipes and the drums.”

– “Even silly humans know drums is good.”

“But don’t forget the bagpipes.”

– “Dey sound like dying sheep stepped on by troll. Hurt ears.”

“That’s … that’s fair, I guess. But don’t forget the fiddle.”

– “Fiddle is fing wit’ squeaky strings?”

“It can be, if the player’s not very good.”

– “No good players, den?”

“Ugh. Never mind.”

– “Anyfing else?”

“There are Scottish playwrights, authors, musicians, artists — like Sir Henry Raeburn. He’s a bit famous.”

– “He not burns nofing too?”

“No, his last name is Raeburn.”

– “Why name people wot dey don’t do?”

“It’s um, a cultural thing?”

– “I knowed it. Culture is dumb. Except best ogre culture of all.”

“What’s that?”

– “Culture for making goat milk cheese.”

“Hah! That’s funny! You’ve got a keen sense of humor.”

– “And smell. You petted dog on way here, it rubbed on your left leg.”

“You can tell that by smell alone?”

– “Dog I can smell, dark fur on light trousers I see.”

 “I’m wearing a kilt, those are my legs — you’re having me on!”

– “Dat’s da goal.”

“I didn’t expect you to be so humorous. You just keep impressing me.”

– “Okay, if you says.”

“I…can’t…breathe.”

– “You said to press.”

“Oof. I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not.”

– “Kind of serious. If you wants.”

“Well, it’s possible. You’re very attractive. Not just for an ogre, but in general. Big strong woman like you, I’m sure you’ve had your pick of humans. So, to turn the original question back on you, have you ever had sex with a human?”

– “Not yet, but you’re on bucket list.”

“Seriously?”

– “This serious.”

“That’s — a whole roll — what, a dozen? You think we’ll need that many?”

– “For starts. I has more at home.”

“Oh, I hope I can keep up. And there goes the dress again. They really are magnificent.”

– “If you no keeps up, at least it’s one fing off your bucket list.”

“Too true. Lead the way — oh, right here? Okay.”

Trunk Stories

Anomaly

prompt: Center your story around two (or more) characters who strike up an unlikely friendship.

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Kaidra pulled on the new over-tunic he’d grown from the soft, strong fibers of civilian-grade cloth bacterium. Growing clothes was one of the skills every man picked up during military service, along with cooking, housekeeping, gardening, and killing.

The deep blue stripes on the sleeves and around the neckline accented his pale skin, making the blue undertones more pronounced. It reflected in his eyes, making the light grey appear blue. His tar-black hair was tied back in a professional bun exposing his tall ear points. He’d cut it all off once but got tired of being labeled as “womanish.”

There were worse research assignments, Kaidra was certain, but he couldn’t figure out what they would be. Why did he get stuck with the smelly beasts? He had asked to be on the team that was uncovering what may well be the lost city of Ublar. The chance to explore the oldest known writing would have been….

Kaidra shook his head to clear it — hard enough to feel it in the points of his ears. The others his age were twelve years ahead of him in their career. He had a job, and he would do it. As a linguist, he would learn the language of the brutes. What good it would do was anyone’s guess, but they had nothing to offer modern civilization.

He’d followed in his great-grandmother’s footsteps. Her stories about decoding the language of honey bees in their dances had enticed him. That, and the shiny, gold plaque that marked her as a winner of the highest honor in the sciences. He told her he wanted to win one, and she said he might just be the first man to do so.

Times had changed since then. Men were allowed into the sciences and medicine, allowed to vote, and began to hold positions of power, including in government. The masculinist movement had taken decades to reach the place it was at, and it wasn’t over.

Still, the anti-masculinists’ biggest bogeyman hadn’t happened; no draft for women appeared. There were no more women in the modern military than there had been in his great-grandmother’s day. Kaidra, like all men, had been drafted to serve twelve years in the military. That meant he was still on the bottom of the pile and forced to take whatever he got. Besides that, there was still a chance his great-grandmother might be right about him being the first male to win a Bright Oak Commendation for Science.

Physicists were still puzzling over the anomaly. It opened their world to that of the crude creatures he was to study. Whether it was a wormhole to another galaxy, or a rift between universes was still up for debate. What wasn’t up for debate was the near-perfect match between their world and the other.

Twenty-four-hour days, 365.2422 days per year, and a matching latitude of the anomaly on the two worlds. The biggest difference was the climate. The other world was hotter with wilder weather. It was believed this was due to the pollution the beasts had poisoned their air with.

Kaidra took a deep breath and stepped through the anomaly. The heat hit him like a hammer. There were no trees here to shade the summer sun, and the strange black, synthetic surface the beasts had covered the ground with stored and radiated the heat in waves.

The beasts had grown a fence around the anomaly. Built, he reminded himself. They didn’t have the technology to grow even the simplest tools, much less infrastructure. There was some sort of structure inside the fence, but the walls were straight and the corners sharp.

Two of the beasts motioned him toward the structure. Kaidra knew from those that had come before him, that the things they had their hands on at their hips were weapons. He entered the structure and was met with a cool breeze. The air inside was far more comfortable than that outside.

He was greeted by one of the creatures. Based on the animalistic fur on its face, it was an adult male that wore its hair short, like a woman. The clothes it wore looked like nothing Kaidra could grow. The artificial furnishings together with the creature and the inorganic walls gave the whole thing an uncanny, off-kilter feel.

It took some miming, but they finally learned the other’s name. Kaidra struggled to say the creature’s name, “Jim,” but once he found the trick to making the first sound, he had it down pat. For the creature’s part, he had no trouble saying Kaidra’s name.

Jim wrote out both names and showed Kaidra the letters in a beginning reader that started with the alphabet. With a lot of miming and example, Jim showed Kaidra how to use a device that played sounds and showed images and text to go with them.

Along with the device, Jim gave Kaidra the beginning reader, and a huge book that was not grown and written but built. What it was built from was beyond his reasoning, but it felt like a sturdier wasp nest. Maybe from wood pulp?

Based on the way the text appeared in the book, it was likely a lexicon. Kaidra was holding a linguist’s dream. They may be barely civilized animals, but they had a rich, well-formed language.

Jim made two cups of something he called “tea” and offered one to Kaidra. He watched as Jim sipped at his and followed suit. It was slightly acidic, with an odd tang. Jim offered a white, glistening powder to mix in, but Kaidra wasn’t sure. Then, he offered something Kaidra recognized, honey.

After adding a generous dollop of honey and mixing it in, Kaidra found the hot drink pleasant. He still didn’t trust the beastly thing, and the beast’s mistrust was plain on his brute face. At least it was a male, though. Kaidra thought the creatures probably gave the job to a male since they felt it was as unimportant as his people did.

Jim let him keep the books and device, and Kaidra spent every waking moment burying himself in the language of the beasts. Daily visits that started with trying to find words for things around them, turned into broken conversation. Over the course of nearly two months, that turned into casual conversation.

Jim was gruff, as Kaidra expected of a beast, but not violent. This day, however, he was being curt, and waves of annoyance radiated from him.

Kaidra looked at him. “What is the wrong, Jim?”

“What’s wrong? The goddamn Army’s kicking me out of here.” Jim sighed. “I’m sorry, K, didn’t mean to take it out on you. The physicists are coming next week with some top-secret equipment to measure the anomaly — again.”

“This angry you?”

“Hell, yeah, it does. It means at least two weeks where we can’t see each other.”

“I did not know you happy when I here are,” Kaidra said.

“Heh. Guess I’m not all that friendly,” Jim said, “but I do enjoy your company.”

“But we males, must do female orders.” Kaidra sighed. “We am both here because we am male, yes?”

“We what?”

Kaidra explained, as best he could, about his culture. The more he explained, the more surprised Jim seemed. Surprise turned into agitation and then anger when Kaidra explained the twelve years mandatory service for all men, and the fact that all the officers and commanders were women.

“We have it the opposite here,” Jim said, “but women’s rights are far better than they were in the past.”

“You not forced here?” Kaidra asked.

“No,” Jim said, “not at all. I just wanted a chance to talk to a distant cousin, get to know them.”

“Cousin?”

“We ran DNA on the first few of your kind to cross the anomaly. We’re more closely related to you than to chimps and bonobos.” Jim pulled up an online entry on Kaidra’s people. “See here, they’ve named your species Homo tolkiensis after Tolkien, a writer, since you look exactly like the elves he wrote about.”

“But, how?”

“That’s what the physicists are coming here to figure out. At some point in the past, the anomaly was open, then it was closed, we guess around 1.4 million years ago, based on genetics.”

“No, how writer know about people?” Kaidra asked, pointing at himself.

“Oh, no one knows.” Jim shrugged. “My guess is that the anomaly opens up from time to time, and stories get passed down about whatever comes through, whether it’s elves or humans.”

“Make smart, I guess.” Kaidra poured tea for both of them.

“Makes sense,” Jim said. “What kind of stories do your people have about mythical creatures?”

“We have story hairy brute animals people. Take food, eat babies, kill many.” Kaidra looked down into his cup of tea. “You look like. But not like.”

“No, not like.” Jim sighed, then in Kaidra’s language said, “Sorry I am.”

Kaidra’s head popped up at the sound of his language coming from Jim. He switched to his native tongue and asked, “When did you learn that?”

Jim smiled and answered back in the same language. “Good listen I do.

Borrowing a phrase from Jim, Kaidra raised his cup and said, “Goddamn right!”

“Goddamn right!”

They drank in silence for several long minutes before Kaidra set down his cup and looked at the almost man across the table from him. “This order bad.”

“Very much so. However,” Jim said, “is there anywhere in your world I can stay while the anomaly is off-limits? I’d very much like to see it.”

“True? Jim come to people world?”

“Yes.” Jim pointed to a bag behind himself. “I’m already packed, including plenty of tea. I promise I won’t eat any babies.”

“Yes. I grow you shirt,” Kaidra tugged at his tunic, “and we talk more lot.”

“I look forward to it, and to learning more about the people and your technology.” Jim smiled. “I’m a biologist, so I’m keenly interested in how you grow everything you need.”

Trunk Stories

IX Incarcera

prompt: Write a story with a number or time in the title.

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Nonum Incarcera — Ninth Prison — also known as Nonum Infernum, Ninth Hell, The Pit, The Devil’s Asshole, and more frightening names, kept its secrets and prisoners bound up tight. The only sentence served at the Ninth was life. The prison sat in a volcanic valley, sealed by magic, auto-blasters, and the heavily guarded borders of the no-man’s-land where it was located between Dwarven, Elven, and Orcish nations.

Its founding during the Neoclassical boom of the early 18th century was evident from its architecture, its Latin name, and the Latin titles for many of the personnel. Those historical holdovers were slowly being eroded, but with the long-lived races in charge, the pace of that change was glacial.

While all the races shared in maintaining the prison, the bulk of the inside guards were orcs, ogres, trolls, and hill giants. Outside, centaurs and fleet-footed elves patrolled the dead-end valley and cliff walls, while dwarves and dark elves manned the caverns that provided the only outside access to the valley.

Only the worst of the worst were sent to the Ninth, and the dwarves guarding the in-valley cavern entrance saw them all. Mad fae enclosed in cages of iron, power-corrupted sorcerers bound with magic dispelling chains, blood-thirsty warlords of all sorts bound hand and foot, some even hogtied. In short, prisoner transport was entirely safe for everyone but the prisoner.

That’s what made the entrance of the latest prisoner so odd. Dark elves walked alongside a human in prison garb, the three of them chatting and laughing. She wasn’t bound in any way and wasn’t brought in a wagon or cart. In fact, if it hadn’t been for the prison grays she wore, it would seem to be three friends out for a stroll.

Blasters whined to their ready state as the dwarves standing guard drew on the trio. The guard commander called out, “Stop there, and stand by for inspection! Lethal force is authorized.”

The three stopped, one of the dark elves holding out a clipboard in one hand, cuffs and shackles in the other. The second nodded at the human woman, who put her hands flat on top of her head. “Would you like me to get on the ground, or anything like that?” she asked.

The guard commander stroked his beard. “No, that’s not necessary, just don’t move.”

“You got it, boss,” she said.

The dark elf guard with the clipboard offered the cuffs and shackles to the dwarf guard. “If you think you need ’em, you can have ’em. She’s bein’ good, though. Hell, she volunteered to walk in when the transport wagon broke down outside the east gate.”

“You walked five miles to get here?” the dwarf asked.

“I did, sir,” she answered.

As the dwarf began looking over the paperwork for the prisoner, he was interrupted by the warden. “Praetorius, I need to talk to the prisoner in your office, please.”

“Aye, Dux Custodiae,” the guard commander said. “Would you like me to bind her first?”

“No, thank you. I will take those shackles and cuffs, though.” The warden, one of the only elves to work inside the prison, and perhaps the smallest employee in the entire complex, smoothed her uniform jacket and turned toward the human woman. “Please step through the metal detector and magic detector, then step into the office here.”

The woman did as told and took a seat across the desk from the warden. “What can I do for you, ma’am?”

“Ms. Palmer,” the warden said, “I’m Chief Warden Highoak. I’m in charge of the women’s wing of the prison.”

“Please, ma’am, Trish is fine.”

“Ms. Palmer, I’m confused by your record.” Highoak flipped through the papers that had been passed along by the dark elves. “Normal life for thirty years, then six ex-boyfriends murdered in two years.”

Trish shrugged and smiled. “I was set up. Didn’t do it.”

“Poison — utterly cliché. It seems like a severe lack of impulse control. You aren’t going to be a problem, are you?”

“No, ma’am. I just want to keep my head down and do my time.”

Warden Highoak leaned across the desk. “You understand, you are here to ‘do time’ for life, right?”

“Oh, yes, ma’am. At least, until my appeal makes it to court. I’m sure my defense team can find the real killer and I’ll be exonerated.”

Highoak cuffed and shackled Trish and led her into the prison proper herself. Once there, she handed her off to intake with her paperwork. After a search, she was issued a uniform, mattress, blanket, pillow, and hygiene kit, and allowed to keep her notebook and soft-tip pen.

Based on the nature of her crimes, she wasn’t deemed a danger to other prisoners. As such, her new cell was in general population. Her cellmate was an ancient ogre, missing a hand and one eye, thinning grey hair hanging limp over a heavily wrinkled face.

“Bottom bunk’s mine,” the ogre said.

“Sure thing. The name’s Trish.”

The ogre simply grunted in reply.

Taking the hint, Trish kept quiet as she made up her bunk and set her sparse belongings on the little shelf next to her bunk. Once she was settled in, she wandered the common area. Those that seemed somewhat friendly she greeted.

A hill giant guard stepped in front of her. “Hey, fish! You need to understand something.”

Trish looked up at the guard’s face. “Yes, ma’am. What do I need to understand?”

“Gumgrut runs the floor here. She tells you to jump you ask how high on the way up.” The guard cleared her throat. “Unless she asks you to do something illegal.”

Trish looked at the guard’s nametag. “I don’t know Gumgrut, Officer Parumpf.”

“Your cellie,” Parumpf said.

“I thought that was the guards’ job? Or the warden?”

“If a guard tells you to do something, you do it or go to solitary.” The guard crouched down to put her face on a level with Trish. “If Gumgrut tells you to do something and you don’t, you might end up dead. Just stay clear of the troublemakers and contraband, and you’ll be fine. If you have a question or a problem, look for me or Officer Wallford. We won’t steer you wrong. If you just want to bitch about something, I’d recommend the bitch in the mirror.”

“Yes, ma’am,” Trish said. “Got it. Um, what time’s dinner?”

“Six. You’ll hear the call.” Parumpf stood. “Now get out of here. Library’s open, if you’re into that.”

Trish wandered around some more, making her eventual way to the library. Her eyes took in everything without any obvious ogling. It was clear that notes were being passed between the women’s section and men’s section through the library. The prisoners working in the library were in on it, and it didn’t seem the lone guard, a bored-looking orc, was paying any attention.

At dinner, she found a quiet corner in which to sit, where she was joined by a boisterous dwarf. She smiled and nodded along as the dwarf woman regaled her with grossly exaggerated stories of how she killed a dozen giants with a spoon because they annoyed her.

Trish knew better than to engage too much with someone so clearly unhinged. Instead, on finishing her dinner, she returned to her cell, where she found Gumgrut already asleep.

As quiet as she could, she climbed into her bunk, pulled out her notebook and pen, and began writing a letter. It was filled with the sort of boring inanities that one might expect of a woman with little hope of freedom trying to stay connected to family.

Beneath the inanity, though, was the real message. Encoded in the letter, she wrote:

Day 1: Arrived. Outer perimeter guards let me walk in without cuffs/shackles. Inner perimeter guards would have let me continue but met with warden who shackled me.

Smuggled in lock pick set, 4 100 krown notes — not internally! — sleight of hand only.

Notes and contraband passing through library. Officer Stormtooth ignored it all.

My cellmate is mob boss Hilda Gumgrut.

Officer Parumpf says Gumgrut ‘runs the floor’ — says I’m to speak to Parumpf or Officer Wallford if I have an issue. Have not met Wallford yet but expect they both defer to Gumgrut.

Expect to find ingress for contraband within original planned 90 days.

Bonus: I will try to find out how Gumgrut continues to run the family from inside.

Trunk Stories

Portal From the Underworld

prompt: Write about a portal or doorway that’s hiding in plain sight.

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Angel watched the restroom door. A small, stout woman, barely taller than the doorknob’s height, with lime-green hair and a bright, reflective safety vest had gone in several minutes earlier and still hadn’t come out. She hadn’t locked the door, so the green “Vacant” still showed. Angel was so busy watching the door that she didn’t see the woman with the squirming baby until she was already at the door.

Angel opened her mouth to warn her that the room was occupied, but before she could say anything the young woman had gone in and locked the door. With the red “Occupied” showing, Angel wondered what was going on. Was the other woman still in there? Little person or no, she’d be hard to miss.

When the young mother re-emerged with her baby, Angel decided she couldn’t wait any longer. If the green-haired lady was still in there, that was on her.

There was room for a toilet, a sink, a baby-changing station that folded down from the wall, a waste basket below the paper towel dispenser, and just enough room and handholds for wheelchair users to qualify it as “accessible.” What there wasn’t, was a stout, little, green-haired woman in a yellow safety vest.

Angel looked at herself in the mirror above the sink while she washed her hands. I must’ve not been looking when she came out, she thought, or maybe she didn’t go in and I didn’t see it right.

There was a smaller voice that she ignored, trying to tell herself that maybe she didn’t see the woman at all. Angel rubbed the stubble on her head as she walked out. Her coworkers had teased her about having a breakdown and “going full Britney.”

She pretended their comments didn’t bother her, but they did. They wormed their way into her brain like a parasite, infecting her with self-doubt. Her fingers touched the burn at the back of her head. It wasn’t serious, but the pain reminded her that she’d had a good reason to shave her head.

A kid at his birthday party with silly string, plus his auntie with her back turned was a predictable outcome, judging by the amount she’d already had in her hair. The introduction of the birthday cake with lit candles, though, turned the next spray into a flaming projectile.

She still felt awful that she’d ruined his birthday party. There’s something about a grown woman screaming with her hair on fire that puts a damper on the mood. The ER doctor that shaved the back of her head to get at the burn — mostly first degree with a patch of second degree — was kind enough to shave off everything else. It was that or leave the ER looking like a horror movie villain.

Angel returned to the bench to wait for the bus. She still had forty minutes to wait. It was the big downside to living in the boonies — spotty public transportation. She found herself watching the restroom without meaning to. A thin woman with ghostly pale skin and deep brown hair, wearing a safety vest like the one worn by the woman that had disappeared, stepped into the restroom.

When the woman didn’t immediately lock the door, Angel jumped up from the bench and burst into the restroom. She was ready to apologize but there was no one there she could apologize to. A faint odor of ozone hung in the air, as though an electrical appliance had shorted in the room.

She ran her hands along the sink. When her fingers touched a spot of water on the edge of the basin, a shock ran up her arm, making her jump back.

Even as she boarded the bus for the hour-long journey home, she was trying to rationalize what she’d seen and felt. Maybe she’d seen a man and he’d gone into the men’s restroom. That, combined with static, probably from sitting on the plastic bench, explained it.

Her sleep was fitful, and she woke unrefreshed. The oddity of the restroom bothered her. She didn’t have to work that day, but she packed a lunch in her backpack and took the bus to the city anyway. Ignoring that it made her look suspicious, she watched everyone that came by in a yellow safety vest. The men’s room had a conspicuous “Out of Order” sign hanging from the knob and police tape crossed over it.

She was halfway through a sandwich when a thin man in a yellow safety vest looked at the “Out of Order” sign and walked past to the women’s room. Angel did her best to not look like she was watching. She saw him knock, then duck into the women’s restroom from the corner of her eye.

The door hadn’t had time to close completely by the time she got to it and burst in. The air crackled around the man as he sprinkled water from the sink at his feet. Angel grabbed for his arm and heard a crackle and pop as she was blinded by a blue flash.

Her vision returned, albeit with spots. The man was gone, as was the water he’d sprinkled on the floor around him. She dropped the now-squashed half sandwich into the waste basket and looked at the sink. Feeling silly, she cupped a hand under the automatic faucet and let the collected water drip on her feet.

She felt the hair on her arms stand on end, then found herself standing on a flat stone at the edge of a spring. The air was warm and heavy with the scent of lilac. Hummingbirds drank from flowers on a vine that Angel couldn’t identify. As her gaze shifted away from the immediate surroundings, she found herself facing unbroken wilderness.

Behind her was a road, not of asphalt or concrete or cobbles, but appeared to be an unbroken, smooth slab of granite. She walked out to the center of the road and looked down it. Flanked by trees on both sides, it led straight into the hills where she could see a glimpse of a city.

The sound of wheels crunching over gravel came from behind and she spun around to see what had to be a car. All the parts were there, four wheels with inflated tires, windows, doors, and a driver and passenger. Beyond that, though, it was odd. There was no room front or rear for an engine, and with how quiet it was she guessed it was electric.

The mismatched pair got out. The short woman with green hair she’d seen the previous day, and who she guessed was the thin, pale woman she’d seen after. She hadn’t noticed then, but the thin woman had ears with tall points on them. The shorter woman had her hair pulled up and had smaller points on her ears.

The two approached Angel and the shorter one spoke. “I’m Arva, and she’s Elynia. You’re a human, ain’tcha?”

“Uh, yeah, yes I am.” Angel looked around her again. “Where are we?”

“On the highway between the village of Ost and King City,” Elynia said, “by the Underworld Spring. Who are you, and how did you get here?”

“Oh, sorry. I’m Angel, and you both disappeared in the bathroom yesterday, so today I followed a man in—”

“An elf, you mean,” the thin one interjected.

“Elf?”

“Like me. He’s an elf, not a man. Man hasn’t been here for centuries,” Elynia said.

“So, you’re an elf.” Angel pointed at Arva. “Does that mean you’re—”

“A dwarf, right.” 

“Uh, okay, an elf, who was sprinkling water on his feet, and he popped away in a flash of blue light.” Angel shrugged. “I did what I saw him doing and then I was here.”

The small, stout woman said, “You shouldn’ta’ seen that. Ah well, what’s done is done. You’re the first human to cross in what … six, maybe seven-hundred years or thereabouts.”

“Um, cross? Cross what? You said the Underworld Spring. Is this the Underworld? Am I dead?” Angel thought she should be fearful, but all she felt was curiosity.

“No. This is the Overworld. You’re from the Underworld.” Elynia pointed at the spring. “That spring is one of the ‘matching places’ between our worlds. Humans built a city near it and turned the spring into a ‘Park and Ride’ as you call it. Beneath that parking lot and bus stop is the spring, and that’s where the water for your restrooms comes from. It’s the water that ties the realms together.”

“At least until it dries up on your side or ours,” Arva said. “You said he went into the ladies? Why didn’t he use the men’s? It works just the same.”

“Oh, it’s out of order or something. But there’s police tape, too, so—”

“Never mind, I don’t wanna know. The Underworld’s a mess.” Arva let out an exaggerated sigh and snorted. “I don’t suppose we’ll have time to make a crossing today, seeing how we got a human to take to the watch.”

“I can tell you’re all sorts of sad about that,” Elynia said. “Well, Angel, would you like to join us in the car, and we can head to the city? If not, we’ll call the watch to come get you.”

“They’ll just make us do it,” Arva said, flashing a badge.

“What if I just go back to the spring and sprinkle the water on my feet? Wouldn’t I return home?”

“You might, but the watch’ll still come after you.” Arva opened the car. “If you go with us, we can get your promise to secrecy and let you go. Otherwise, we noticed that humans don’t pay attention to people in safety vests. Especially when there’s a group of them, say, lugging all your belongings out of your home. No one would see the watch take you, and your neighbors would assume you moved.”

“Okay, so disappeared or go to the watch and promise to keep mum.” Angel thought for a moment. “Is it in the village, or the city?”

“The city, of course,” Elynia said.

“Well, I guess I could take a look at your city, but I’d really like to check out the village. The air’s so clean here, is everything electric like your car?”

“It’s not electric,” Arva said. “It runs on magic.”

“Right. Because that makes so much sense.” Angel crossed her arms. “I’m not a gullible child.”

“Yet you activated an ancient portal with a sprinkle of water, popped up to the Overworld, and think that everything still needs to work as it does in the Underworld.” Elynia laughed.

“Oh, yeah, that.” Angel got into the car and sat down, followed by the dwarf and elf. “Okay, take me to the watch.”

The doors closed and the car pulled onto the road and took off at speed. No one controlled it, and there were no controls to do so. “Mighty bold to just take command of my car,” Arva said.

“Take command? I was talking to you.” Angel sighed. “Sorry.”

“It shouldn’t take orders from anyone but me,” Arva said, “but you shouldn’t be able to activate the portal, either.”

“I told you I saw magic in a human yesterday.” Elynia wore a smug expression. “This is the one I saw.”

“I didn’t think it possible.” The dwarf stared at Angel. “I guess magic’s not completely dead in the Underworld, then.”

The city rose up before them, spires instead of skyscrapers, parks and green spaces everywhere, and the soft murmur of conversations without the noise of machinery. The watch building was a two-story stone structure that was clearly equivalent to a police station.

Angel entered to gasps as uniformed dwarves, elves, and others she couldn’t identify right off, turned to face her. She gave an awkward wave. “Hi. I’m a human and I got here by, uh, following a guy.”

After two hours of confused questioning, magical testing, and lots of ogling by the other officers, Angel signed a promise to not tell anyone else in the “Underworld” how to cross. She also found a common sense of humor in the dwarf and joined her and Elynia for an early dinner in the city.

Angel checked the time. “Crap. The last bus home is in ten minutes. I won’t make it back.”

“Why don’t you stay at my place tonight? We’ve got to put on the stupid vests and go back to the Underworld tomorrow anyway,” Elynia said. “You’ll get to see at least a little of the village.”

“Yeah, I could do that.” Angel thought for a minute. “What are you two doing at lunch tomorrow? I know this great place downtown. Little hole in the wall that does the best Mexican.”

They discussed their plans for the following day as they filed out of the restaurant and piled into the car for the drive to the village.

Trunk Stories

The Beard of Avon

prompt: Center your story around an artist whose creations have enchanted qualities.

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Justin Smoot was known by his neighbors as the hippie who paints and has an overgrown plot full of weeds. The people of Bidford-on-Avon knew him as an eccentric that used a loophole in environmental laws to have his front and rear gardens declared wild habitat. The art scene in Warwickshire knew him as a painter of weirdness, best classified as abstract surrealism. The fact that there was an undeniable magic to his art, despite his being untrained as either an artist or a wizard, made them slightly more interesting to collectors than they would have been otherwise.

There were a select few who knew him by another name, one which they would only share with their most trusted friends or allies. It was based on that name that the couple who sought him out were walking up his garden path just before sunrise.

Before they could knock, Justin opened the door of his cottage and waved them in. He stuck his head out the door and looked for witnesses. Satisfied they’d been unseen, he latched and locked the door.

He motioned toward the shabby furniture in the sitting room, grabbed the burning joint that had been balanced on the edge of the mantle, and took a deep drag. “I’ve just put the tea on,” he said, the smoke curling around his full, wild beard flecked with spots of paint and unkempt, dishwater blond hair. “Make yourselves comfortable.”

The couple sat. A dwarf woman, her dun muscles straining against the sleeves of an otherwise loose sundress, and her partner, an albino elf woman in a similar style sundress that flowed like water around her.

Justin padded to the kitchen in his bare feet and prepared the tea. He returned to the sitting room with a battered but ornate, silver tea trolley laden with tea and biscuits and unmatched, chipped cups and saucers.

“Sorry it’s nothing fancy, just what I can get down at the shops.” He poured tea for all of them, offered milk and sugar, then offered a fresh joint.

The dwarf woman took her tea with a splash of milk. She peered at him over the rim of the cup with her deep black eyes. “How does this work, then?”

Justin laughed. “Buggered if I know!” He lit another joint and took a drag.

She stood and set the cup down, her arms flexing as she got into a fighting stance. The elf woman grabbed her arm with a delicate, pale hand. The dwarf seemed to melt under her touch and returned to her seated position.

“I think what she means is, what do we need to do? And, if it’s not too indelicate, what will it cost us?” the elf asked.

Justin blew out the smoke slowly, letting it curl around his head. “I don’t know how this works, or why it works, I just know that it does.” He pointed at the easel in the corner of the room with a painting turned around to face the wall. “That’s yours — or at least, it will be by end of day. You know my name, but what’s yours?”

“Sorry. I’m Rena, and this is Ellith,” the elf said.

Justin stood up ramrod straight. “Rena, Ellith, welcome to my humble home. I’m Justin, but you probably already knew that.” When he could no longer hold the pretense, he relaxed, flopping into an armchair with the joint and a handful of Tesco biscuits.

“Is there anything we need to do?” Rena asked.

“Just, like, be.” He let his head fall back, his eyes focused on nothing. “I don’t know how I know, but when I do, I know. I painted your piece last week and knew you’d be here today, before sunrise.”

“You said in the interview in the Globe that your paintings come to you.” Ellith leaned forward, interest clear in her expression. “Is that what you meant?”

Justin laughed. “No, that was just bollocks for the nosy journo. My regular stuff is just whatever nonsense I think might sell. Something that might match someone’s sofa.”

Rena sipped her tea. “You said you knew when we’d be here. What else do you know?”

Justin raised his head back to look at the women. “Just what I see in front of me. You’re both smitten with each other, but something’s got you scared.”

Rena let out a sigh and leaned her head on Ellith’s shoulder. “It’s complicated.”

“If I had a quid for every time I heard that, I wouldn’t be living in gran’s old place.” Justin offered the joint to Rena. “Why don’t you take a hit, love, and spill?”

Rena took a drag and handed the joint to Ellith before erupting into a coughing fit. “It’s — our families.”

Ellith took a drag and offered the joint back to Justin who waved it off. The smoke distorted her voice. “Her da works with my da, and that’s how we met. Both of our families are—”

“Old fashioned,” Rena interrupted.

“I was going to say they’re a bunch of horse’s arses, but that works, I guess.”

“Wait, your families are anti-gay in this day and age?” Justin asked.

“No, not that,” Rena said. “It’s, erm, worse.”

“How’s that?” he asked.

Rena started, “Our fathers are—”

“They’re racist gobshites,” Ellith said, “my da worse than hers, even.”

“Unless they’re talking business, they keep falling back to the War of Three Kingdoms.” Rena took a more successful drag of the joint.

“Some people will use anything, even a three-hundred-plus year-old war to justify their nonsense.” Justin let out a loud sigh. “Sorry that you both are going through that.”

“Will the painting just hide our relationship, or will it…,” Ellith trailed off, some thought left unuttered.

“Will it help your families get over their racism? I don’t know. Might do, but I suspect that will take ages, and a lot of help from the two of you.” Justin jumped to his feet. “It’s ready.”

He turned the painting around. Like his other works, it was a collection of strange, undefined colours and shapes that seemed to morph and change the longer one looked. His works left some with vertigo, others with a feeling of being watched, and still others with a general sense of unease. After looking at a Smoot for any length of time, one found the world around them somehow off-center. His abstract works made the rest of the world feel surreal.

Rena spoke first. “It feels — quiet, almost cozy.”

“Aye,” Ellith said. “I expected to feel put off, but I’m not. It’s not like your stuff in the galleries.”

“Oh, it is, at least to everyone else but you two.”

“And hanging this up in our home will keep our secret from our families?” Ellith asked.

“From everyone that might be, cause or have a problem with your relationship. Including loose-lipped friends who mean well.”

Rena opened her purse. “How much—”

“Put that away,” Justin said. “Like I said, it’s yours.”

“You aren’t going to charge for it?” Ellith stood. “Maybe I should force the money on you. You need it. This place is like a squat.”

Justin shrugged. “If you pay me for, then it wasn’t yours to begin with, and it won’t work. Don’t ask me how I know, it’s not a story I want to repeat.”

Rena cleared her throat. “Ehem. Would you happen to have any of your other kind of paintings around? Surely, we can work out a fair price for one of those, so we don’t leave you empty handed.”

He walked them down the footpath through the wildflowers in full bloom in his back garden to the shed he used as a studio. Everywhere they looked, canvases in a myriad of sizes were covered with the uneasy work of Justin Smoot.

Ellith crouched near a small canvas on the floor, propped against the wall. It was a mostly white canvas with a single dribble of paint that seemed to move and sway. “What colour is that?” she asked.

“Ah, that’s indignity. It can be a nasty colour, but I find it most humorous.”

They settled on paying four-hundred pounds for the painting with the single dribble of indignity and left with their goods. Justin watched them walk to their car and drive off. He padded back into the studio in the back garden. He had another piece to do. He knew someone else had heard of the Beard of Avon and would visit him in a few days.

Trunk Stories

All I Can Do Is Laugh

prompt: Start your story with the lines: “The room is unfamiliar. I don’t know how I got here.”

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The room is unfamiliar. I don’t know how I got here. Perhaps, if I was hung over, I’d have a clue, but I feel like I’ve had a good night’s sleep for the first time in recent memory.

I try to remember waking up and moving to where I stand, but there’s nothing. If I’d slept on the small sofa or in one of the armchairs that made up the totality of the room’s furnishings, I would be stiff and sore, not the case.

The thought tickles something in my mind — the case. What case?

I examine the room. Aside from the sparse furnishings, the room has nothing interesting to offer. The walls are covered in pictures of books on bookcases. The sort of thing that could be used as a backdrop for a play or movie. Light comes from a dozen recessed fixtures in the ceiling.

The oddest thing, though, is the lack of any door, window, or other opening. Just to be sure I’m not dreaming, I pinch myself — too hard. It hurts.

There’s too much I don’t know about what’s going on. I take stock of what I do know.

My name is Carmen Carina Alvarez, but I hate it. I go by “CC” instead of the names of my dead grandmother and great aunt. I’m 32, a police officer with a masters in criminal justice — so new the Captain says the ink is still wet on the diploma — and well on my way to making detective.

The last thing I can remember before this room is the Garvey kidnapping case. I was canvassing the apartment building…no, wait, I finished canvassing the building and was walking back out to the cruiser…. It’s all blank after that.

Well, I got in here somehow, and that’s how I’m getting out. I walk along the walls, feeling the slick wallpaper with its images of books on shelves. There has to be a seam somewhere.

I stop halfway along the second wall. Even if I can’t find a seam, I can make one. I reach for my knife in the pouch on my duty belt, only to realize I’m not in uniform.

I’m wearing my work clothes from my old construction job, pre-academy. Old cargo pants and a flannel shirt. No knife in my pocket, but I do have a pen.

I open it, press hard against the wallpaper and drag it back and forth over the same spot to get a hole started. It feels a little wrong to mess up my pen this way, but getting out takes priority.

A small hole becomes a larger hole, becomes a place to grab hold and rip. I work both directions from the hole, exposing the dull grey wall behind. With a three-handspan tall strip across the whole wall, I move on to repeat on the next.

It’s while I’m ripping a strip out of the third wall that I find the door. I wonder how they managed to paper over it on the inside for a moment, then decide it’s better just to get out.

There are no hinges on the inside, so the door must open out. I give it a push, but it doesn’t budge. Without being able to determine which side the hinges are on, I try shouldering it open, first from the left, then the right.

When trying the right side, I hear a slight crack. I back up and try again. Another crack but more faint this time. I need more mass.

I flip the sofa off its legs onto its upholstered back. It slides on the wood floor without much effort. I start from the far side of the room and run the sofa into the stubborn door like a battering ram.

The crack is much louder this time, and I see the door flex a little. I do it again and the sofa gets caught partway through the now open door, where a broken lock bracket hangs from the wall. Just beyond the sofa and door is a toppled bookcase.

I climb over the sofa and bookcase and examine the new room. Where the previous had a few furnishings and pictures of bookcases full of books, this one has bare, grey walls lined with mostly empty bookcases. Real bookcases.

I don’t see another door besides the one I just stepped through, so I examine the dozen or so books. They’re all textbooks I used in the past. Curious, I pick up the Intro to Criminal Justice book from my freshman year. I flip through it and see all my highlighter marks and notes.

It’s not just the same edition, it’s the actual book I used. There’s a rude drawing on page 317 that was already there when I bought it used from the campus store. I take a few minutes to look through all fourteen books in the room and verify that they’re all my copies.

As I finish examining each one, I put it on a middle shelf in the order I used them in school. Placed all together like that, they seem small and meaningless in a room full of empty shelves.

If these shelves were my life, would they have anything else on them? Well, pictures of family and friends, for sure. I’ve got trinkets from every city I’ve ever visited arranged on shelves at home. Nothing very big, just something I can stuff into my pocket or carry-on and remind myself of a trip.

A tin that used to be full of Almond Roca from the factory in Tacoma, Washington is the largest of them, while the smallest is a half-inch lapel pin that I picked up in a truck stop in Tijuana, Mexico.  It doesn’t look like I’ll have a chance to do any shopping wherever I am.

With no other doors in here, and another wall to strip the paper off in the first room, I decide to give myself a break. I search the shelves, looking for some small, forgotten item on the backs of the highest or lowest shelves. Climbing one of them, I feel something loose in the carved facing.

I jiggle it and a carved flower falls into my hand. Just under an inch, made of wood, and stained a deep brown, I turn it over a couple times and squeeze it in my left hand. Souvenir “shopping” done, I return to the first room to rip the paper from the last wall.

Instead of the room as I’d left it, though, I find all the walls repaired, the sofa back in place, the door still open, and a creature lounging on the sofa. I guess that she’s a demon or devil of some kind, based on the deep red skin, black horns and hooves, and the way she’s twirling the end of her tail in a clawed hand.

“Who are you?”

“Not important,” she says. “What is important is, what you are going to do now?”

“What do you mean?”

“You can fight, or you can give up. It’s up to you.” She has a gleam in her solid black eyes that makes me nervous.

“You mean I’m dead,” I say more than ask, “and now it’s time for judgement. Well, if you mean to take me to hell, I’m not going. I’ll fight.” I pull my pen out and brandish it like a weapon. It’s not much against those horns, but it’s better than nothing.

“Nothing quite so final or dramatic as that.”

“Then what?” I ask.

“You can go through the door,” she says, waving at the wall behind her that opens into a bright room, “or you can choose to rest here a while. I’ll fill the shelves with all the books you might want to read until you’re ready to start over.”

“Start over?”

“Yes. You can rest as long as you like—”

“Shut up,” I cut her off. “I’m not staying here.”

I look into the bright light of the open room behind her and recognize the surgical lights shining in my eyes. Without waiting for a response, I run toward the light.

“Wait! You can’t take that! Not so—”

I feel myself slam into my body as pain jolts throughout. I can barely hear her voice trailing off, “…fast, it’ll hurt.”

I’m awake and aware on the operating table. The anesthesiologist is in trouble for this one, but I don’t care. I feel the wooden flower held tightly in my hand. It was real, and I’m alive. All I can do is laugh.

Trunk Stories

Ritual

prompt: Start or end your story with a character making a cup of tea for themself or someone else.

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The ornate porcelain teapot was out of place on the scratched metallic countertop. Strong, scarred hands the color of worn khaki filled the center strainer of the pot with leaves from an airtight metal canister. Those same hands lifted the electric kettle and poured the boiling water over the strainer in the teapot before putting the lid on and setting it on the cheap, plastic table. “There’s something calming in the ritual of it, I find.”

“Which ritual? The hunt, the capture or…the kill?” The woman that sat at the table was slight of build, with charcoal-black skin including her lips and tongue, striking violet eyes that angled up at the outsides, and ears topped by long points that stuck out of her shock-white hair.

The owner of the teapot, kettle, table, and scarred hands sat across from the dark elf. His height and build would best be described as average. Medium brown hair nearly matched his medium brown eyes. He was of indeterminate age, possibly as young as twenty or as old as fifty. His clean-shaven face was marred by only one scar that began just below the right side of his nose and ran down his lips to his chin. If he chose to grow a beard and mustache, he would have no visible defining features.

“I was speaking of the ritual of making tea,” he said. “Are you that eager to get to business?”

The elf shook her head. “No, I—sorry. This is a strange situation for me.”

“Strange how?” He checked the clock over the door and folded his hands on the table to wait out the last minute of the tea steeping.

“I don’t even know what to call you or what you are. Bounty hunter? Assassin? Spy?” She sighed. “All I know is that you are protected by the Crown even when you do some things that are…distasteful.”

“My name is Senior Agent John McCall, and yours is Detective Brianna Havelock. Why not start there?” He poured the tea into the matching cups. “I’d offer you milk, but since I don’t use it, I don’t keep it on hand.”

“Do you have any honey?” she asked.

He turned to the cabinets behind him and opened one of the metal doors with a squeak. He set a bear-shaped plastic squeeze bottle of honey on the table and sat back down. “Tell me, detective, what do find distasteful about my job performance?”

She stirred her tea, watching the honey dissolve before speaking. “You act as judge, jury, and executioner,” she said, “with no repercussions.”

“What makes you think that?”

“Fallon Straz. I get that your work is meant to be secret, but even when it became public, the official word from the Crown was that quote, ‘These things happen, but the world is safer for it.’ If the police did something like that….”

“Detective Havelock, you’re here because the Crown Secret Service wants you on board. I assure you that I can explain Straz and other cases to your satisfaction, but not without reading you in.” He opened the satchel that sat beside the table and placed a small pile of stapled pages in front of her.

“Read this thoroughly,” he said, “and understand that everything in it is literal, before you make your decision. I’d recommend focusing solely on absorbing all of it before you make up your mind.”

“Literal, huh?” She scanned through the pages and stopped. “Even this? ‘…executed and soul trapped until such time as all known operations are no longer classified.’”

“Especially that. I suggest you take the time to read it all properly.”

Brianna sipped at her tea as she read through the sheaf of papers twice. “Why me?”

“You’ve proven yourself as a natural in undercover work, and The Service can teach you everything you need to be a top-notch agent.” John cleared up the table and cleaned out the teapot. “Besides that, you have no attachments outside work.”

“I would’ve thought that my involvement in the Release the Innocent Project would turn you sour on me as a candidate.”

John smiled. “That was the deciding factor for me. You care more about real justice than your departmental stats.”

“What about Straz? Was it justice when you shot him at point blank range?” she asked.

The smile never wavered. “I can’t talk about it, until and unless you sign that document.”

The elf closed her eyes and massaged the pointed tip of her right ear. She let out a low growl, then said, “Okay. I’m in.”

John watched her sign the documents, then whisked them away into his satchel. “Welcome to the Crown Secret Service, Trainee Agent Havelock,” he said.

“Now you can tell me about Straz, right?”

“I could, but I think I’ll let him tell you the story when we visit his cell tomorrow.”

“Wait, he’s alive?” she asked.

“He is. And he’ll no doubt live to a ripe old age without ever leaving the confines of SuperMax.” John rose and started the kettle again.

“But all the reports, the news, the Crown spokesperson—”

“Told exactly the story we needed them to tell.” He measured out the tea for the strainer and refilled it. “You know what The Service’s main mission is, Trainee?”

“Protect the Crown, Parliament, judges, and so on,” she said.

“That’s our secondary mission. Our primary mission is to protect and preserve the nation.”

“That makes sense, I guess.”

“And do you know what the best tool we have to do that is?” he asked.

“Intelligence?” she answered in a questioning tone.

“Image.” John paused as he poured the water over the strainer and checked the clock above the door. “The CSS creates an image, a look. You, and everyone else in the world, has an image of John ‘The Rogue’ McCall as a shoot first, ask questions later, torture-as-a-hobby strong-arm who will do anything in pursuit of a goal.”

Brianna looked down at the table. “Yeah, I guess so.”

“It’s because that image opens more doors and closes more cases than standard fieldwork alone.” John set the teapot on the table and sat down with a smile. “If I was just another agent, the people I have in my custody would be more likely to stonewall me or try to bullshit their way out. When they realize that The Rogue is their captor, though, they’re much more likely to be as helpful as possible in order to save their own skin.”

“Unless they have their own image to maintain,” she said.

“True. But if they’re at that level, they understand the difference between rumor and reality.” John poured out a second round of tea in fresh cups. “In those cases, there are specially trained agents that handle the interrogations. Before you ask about torture, no, the Service doesn’t do that…at least not physical torture. Considering the number of psychiatrists the Service hires for that role, though, just being in a room with one of them might be considered torture.”

“Since everything I know about you is rumor, how about telling me something real. Have you ever shot anyone?” Brianna sipped her tea, her demeanor much more relaxed than it had been.

“A few times.” John chuckled and said, “I even shot Straz. In the calf, from twenty meters or so, not point-blank in the head. I’d just broken my ankle jumping over a wall and landing on a bottle, and he was getting away. Thought I’d even up the odds.”

Brianna took on a questioning look. “So, the tea,” she asked, “is this just image as well?”

“Why do you ask that?”

“I noticed you barely drank any of your first cup, but you’ve gone and made a second pot for us.” She waved a hand. “Not that I’m complaining, it’s very good tea — Assam black if I were to guess.”

“Good guess, and no, it’s not about image. I meant what I said about the whole ritual of it being calming.” He smiled at the elf again. “Not as Senior Agent to Trainee, but person to person, I recommend you find something that does the same for you. Something simple that calms, centers, and grounds Brianna the person so Brianna the agent can be focused and alert.”

Trunk Stories

Cell Mates

prompt: Two strangers discover they have a hidden connection that alters their understanding of each other and themselves.

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The walls, floor, and ceiling were painted in the precise shade of pale green-grey that led thinking beings to boredom and introspection. Those with a reduced capacity for introspection, however, would find the color maddening after some time. Those unfortunate souls ended up in solitary.

Troy was not a large man. He stood 164 centimeters and weighed in at just fifty-four kilograms. He had no fat under his warm brown skin, though, to hide his thin muscles, making him look almost starved. As such, his friends offered “advice” for his time behind bars. That advice was based on fiction and stereotypes; “join a faction like the Sons of Adam, you can remove the tattoos when you get out,” “try to beat up the biggest guy there the first day,” “just keep your head down and don’t look anyone in the eye.”

None of the advice was useful. There was no way to join — or even find — a faction in the prison, and a fight would just add time to his sentence. With meals taken in the cell, delivered by guards, and a rotating schedule for yard time in one of the sixty exercise yards, Troy guessed that two prisoners might encounter each other twice a year at most, unless they were cell mates.

It was while he was contemplating the isolation of the prison that the electronic lock on the door buzzed. Troy looked up from where he lay on the bottom bunk. A guard looked into the cell, then turned to the hulking shadow behind him. “In here.”

He stepped out of the way, and a second guard followed an orc carrying a rolled-up mattress, blanket, pillow, spare uniform, and laundry bag. The dun-skinned orc with ivory tusks and too many scars to count was easily twice Troy’s weight, and head and shoulders taller.

“Top bunk, inmate,” the first guard said.

“Are you sure, boss?” the orc asked. “I’m pretty heavy.”

The guard raised his stun baton. “I meant what I said. Top bunk.”

Troy rolled out of his bunk and retreated to the far side of the cell. He controlled his face, hiding the fear that gripped him.

The orc nodded at the guard and with a leap landed on his back on the top bunk, which didn’t let out even a squeak at the abuse. “Top bunk it is, boss.”

Troy didn’t want to turn his back on the orc, but he felt a sudden, urgent need to urinate. He decided to do it while the guards were there in the cell, to ensure his back was protected.

“Really, inmate?” one of the guards asked. “You couldn’t wait for us to leave?”

Troy finished up and flushed the commode. “No, sir, I couldn’t.”

The other guard said, “When you gotta’ go, you gotta’ go. Stevens, Irontooth here is your new cellie. Show him the ropes, and make sure he follows the rules. He fucks up, it’s on you.” With that, the guards left, and the door locked behind them.

Troy returned to his bunk and lay down, his eyes watching every move of the huge orc. The time for introspection had passed, Troy was gripped with the alert focus that comes from adrenaline.

They ate their dinner in silence. The guard that retrieved their empty trays told Troy to show the orc how to properly make up his bunk.

Troy put on his most confident face and talked the orc through the steps to make his bunk. He was an attentive student and picked it up right away.

Troy fell asleep with the feeling that the orc could attack at any time, but it would result in a trip to the hospital and at least he’d see something different. He woke in the morning to the subtle, silent movements of the orc shifting around on the solid bunk above him. He sat up and coughed. At some point, he would have to turn his back on his cell mate, and what happened then would be anyone’s guess.

He stood and looked at the orc sitting cross-legged on his bunk, dark circles under his golden eyes. Troy sighed. “Did you get any sleep last night?”

The orc shook his head.

“Why?”

“I was waiting for you to attack.”

Troy laughed so hard he had difficulty calming down to breathe. When he saw that only made the orc more nervous, he collected himself. “Troy Stevens,” he said. “What’s your name other than inmate Irontooth?”

“Irgontook. Den Irgontook,” the orc said, “not Irontooth.”

“Yeah, the guards aren’t all the sharpest tools in the shed. What made you think I would attack someone your size?” Troy leaned against the wall.

“I thought you were in the Sons of Adam, and I thought you would shank me in the middle of the night,” Den said.

“What gave you that idea?”

Den cleared his throat. “When you — when you took a piss in front of me and the guards, like you were marking your territory. It’s like you had an advantage of some sort.”

Troy laughed again. “The only reason I did that was because I didn’t want to turn my back on you while we were alone. I was scared that you would decide I was in the way and would break me in half.”

“But you went right to sleep,” Den said, “not the actions of someone scared. I thought that meant you felt well-protected.”

“It’s more that I figured if you were going to jump me, I’d either die and not know about it, or I’d end up in the hospital and get to look at a different room. Anyway, Den, I’m not with those assholes. Assuming that I am because I’m human would be like me assuming you’re a gangbanger because you’re an orc. You aren’t, are you? You don’t look like the gang type.”

Den shook his head. “I’m a firefighter,” he said. “That’s the closest to a gang I ever got.”

“What landed you here?”

“Possession with intent to sell. But it’s not like it’s true.” Den stretched out on the bunk. “I carried an elf out of a fire, laid her on a stretcher, and a bag of pills fell out of her pocket. I didn’t know what was in it, so I picked it up and put it on the stretcher with her. One of the cops on scene assumed it was mine, and the public defender was useless. What about you?”

“Old news.” Troy sat down next to the wall. “You heard of the Salem Seven?”

Den propped himself up on one elbow. “The group that went to prison over the voting thing? I thought they were all orcs.”

“They were. And their sentences were vacated by Parliament after two years, when the High Court finally decided that the Voting Restrictions Act they were protesting was, in fact, unconstitutional.”

“So, what does that have to do with you?” Den asked.

Troy chuckled. “In a stunning display of racism, the four elves, three humans, and two dwarves on the High Court decided that seven orcs couldn’t organize it on their own and were following orders of ‘someone smarter’ somewhere. I was the unlucky bastard lawyer they set their sights on. I did some pro-bono work for the group, was at the protest, and had assisted by printing posters and sending emails for them, but the court decided that I was the mastermind that ground the business of the court to a halt for an entire week.”

Den sat bolt upright. “They what? Orcs are too dumb to protest without a human leading them? What the hell? I suppose they think OLM is led by a human or elf or something, too?”

Troy shook his head. “Keep in mind, this was twenty years ago.”

“If they’re out,” Den asked, “why are you still here?”

“I wasn’t included in the Salem Seven trial. Instead, I was charged with conspiracy to subvert government functions and given the maximum sentence of forty years with no possibility of parole. I’ll be seventy-two when I get out.” Troy stood and stretched. “The lead judge on my case called me a ‘traitor to my country and race’ before instructing the court reporter to strike that comment.”

“Damn. So, the lead judge was a human?” the orc asked.

“No, Judge Ellen Starcher, elf. You know, the um….” Troy trailed off.

“The new lady elf on the High Court?” Den asked. “The one that everyone says should retire?”

“Yeah, that’s the one.”

Den leaned forward. “So, what happens now?”

“Assuming you don’t break me in half, I’m not planning on shanking you — or anyone, for that matter.” Troy chuckled. “Now that we’re both over being scared of each other, I guess we do our time. And if you want, I can help you work on your appeal.”